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Comment to Win: Caption this screenshot for a Neverwinter Starter Kit!

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  • olcas73olcas73 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Earl the GF:"Hey Larry, I just rolled a one on this 'disintegrate' save thingy. What does that mean?"
    Larry the TR: "Um...you really gotta ask? OK, imatank imatank imatank *whack 9k crit* um imahurt imahurt imahurt, needa heals!!"
    Claire the DC: "What???? Stay out of the red areas!!! Guys I can't heal stupid. "
    Beholder: " 'heroes' bah. I'm bored and Honey Boo Boo is on, so can we speed this up guys? Don't make me crash the server!"
  • feldonkanefeldonkane Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Which one to eat first? Oh I can never seem to choose they all look so tasty. The Rogue, yes the Rogue first. His armor will be the easiest on my stomach....."
  • selvecselvec Member Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Don't stick a finger in your eye, stick a sword in his!"
  • icevixenicevixen Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    These hero's would have been long dead if i remembered my monocle
  • slayphinslayphin Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "So do you think you can kill me? Then try it because I`ll kill even before you say... Muhahaha"
  • thoritethorite Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sominator wrote: »
    Now's your chance to win a Neverwinter Starter Kit and receive in-game items like an Amulet of Protection, Bag of Holding, and an Adventurer's Helper Pack! Caption this picture for a chance to win:
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    One lucky winner with a caption will win so get your entry in before 12 PM PDT (Pacific) Monday, May 13. And be sure to check your PMs to find out if you've won! Good luck!
    Welcome to the nine hells adventurer!Prepare to DIE!"
  • hammurabijoneshammurabijones Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Adventure: In the Eye of the Beholder.
  • zojjakaizojjakai Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    (Beholder thinking) " LOL! my death ray is so OP! i just killed off two of their party members, the halfling and tiefling...WOW! are you serious? the human is about to slash the air, the dwarf is on one knee, head down, dagger up....is he really...and oh my god the elf is about to sprint with some weird glowing things around him...yup this will be a wipe for sure...heh...noobs ".

    (Party Chat)
    Halfling: hey um im still dead here...
    Halfling: (thinking)- " SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1 SHIFT!"

    Tiefling: yeah me too hurry and rez me...
    Tiefling: (thinking)- "SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! forget the short guy! rez me first!"
    Human: hey you guys are doing awesome! especially you dwarf! sorry but im too busy tanking to rez you guys right now :)
    Human: (thinking)- " hah i think im beating the dwarf in dps now that those two are dead! i have to take a screenshot! "

    Dwarf: Yah good job human!, and i love your dps elf!, im so glad i joined such pro group! ill rez you two in a second i promise! :)
    Dwarf: (thinking)- " Pressing X...Yay! newb group members haha, those two died so quick that they don't deserve to be rezed, if anything i can solo this boss...Yup im going to beat the hell out of everyone in dps for sure...AHHHHH! FOR MY TOP SCORE!!!...SPAM! CLICK! SPAM! CLICK! "

    Elf: I know right! im such a pro!, lucky i am not paying attention or i would own all of you noobs in dps!, the dwarf will rez you guys dont worry :).
    Elf: (thinking)- " Ugh...always last place in damage delt but first place in damage taken why cant i be the top dps?..sigh..well at least i wont get aggro and die like those two poor guys...sigh.."

    Beholder: blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
    (beholder thinking) well...here comes your death...here it comes! "click" why isnt it!... oh my god..AHHHHH!...Death ray still on cooldown, curse you! blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
  • coogrrrcoogrrr Member Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Now follow these steps... one and turn and two and turn....
    It Can Wait!!!
    Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com

    RM1fNp64
  • bozlitabozlita Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    What a ugly Eye.Lets all kill him.
  • spectresightspectresight Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    -"It was becoming increasingly clear to Regdar that he and his companions had made a serious vocational error somewhere down the line."-
  • coogrrrcoogrrr Member Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    You said go for the eye... WHICH EYE BOB!!!!!!
    It Can Wait!!!
    Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com

    RM1fNp64
  • coogrrrcoogrrr Member Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Go for the eyes boo!!!!!
    It Can Wait!!!
    Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com

    RM1fNp64
  • fletcher58fletcher58 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Eye ain't got nobody"
  • tendernutztendernutz Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "My my...what a big eye you have grandma!"

    "All the better to kill...err, i mean see...you with, my darling!"
  • keralynkeralyn Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    That's my next mount! Chaarrge!!!
  • whitesquall12whitesquall12 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

    or

    "Nobody move!! I don't think he's seen us yet!"
  • marcepan69marcepan69 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    There's nothing wrong with you a sword slash to the face couldn't fix.
  • talroltalrol Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Behold this!
  • rictrasrictras Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 239 Bounty Hunter
    edited May 2013
    Hey! Careful with that sword! You know how much all these contact lenses cost me?
    The meaning of life, is to give life meaning.
  • timeantimean Member Posts: 1
    edited May 2013
    Stop breathing on me, your fogging up my glasses.
  • bedroompunisherbedroompunisher Member Posts: 62
    edited May 2013
    Don't you wish your girlfriend dropped loot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend could behold like me?
  • bedroompunisherbedroompunisher Member Posts: 62
    edited May 2013
    You don't have to be a beholder to see that this group is going to fail, they only have one cleric and it isn't even tanking.
  • piotrek1986piotrek1986 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Sometimes things go right, and sometimes beholder".
  • myrtsimyrtsi Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "It is, as they say, your funeral."
  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Member Posts: 2,617 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!"

    "Hold still, you've got something in your teeth."

    "Beauty? Ha! You know what else is in the eye of the beholder? MY SWORD."

    "I see what you did there. And there. And also over there."

    "And that's the story of how I met your mother."

    "Excuse me, I'd like to have a word with you about our lord and savior."

    "I have watched enough anime to see where this is going."
    In game, I am @EvilTaco. Happily killing purple gang members since May 2008.
    dbnzfo.png
    RIP Caine
  • jaderissjaderiss Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    A revision to an my earlier caption:

    “It’s all fun ‘n’ games when you poke a Beholder’s eye out!
  • jacktheroguejacktherogue Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    All i wanted was some clear eyes.
  • stratrat1956stratrat1956 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 54
    edited May 2013
    Candygram!
    What? Me worry?
  • minemoleminemole Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Could you please drop the juggling act, Sheila, and just hit the thing?"
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