I swear honey, I wasn't even looking at your sister! No, I don't think her ears are prettier than yours! You have the prettiest ears in all of Neverwinter! Now will you please unsummon that spear and come back inside before the neighbors call the templars?!
As I summon the powers of the universe to dispatch you, consider your choice to defend yourself is a few sticks strapped together on your arm and why that is a mistake.
"Alright we gonna do the basic steps
slide to the left
slide to the right
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth"
Cleric: Oh, poor soul, you seem hurt, let me heal you!
Bandit: Wait....is that the same healing spell you used on that guy in the corner?
Cleric: Oh don't worry, he was beyond saving, but you're not hurt that bad!
Bandit: Wait...I'm not hurt at all....Hey that doesn't look like a...
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unreqMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 6Arc User
edited April 2013
Sorry, but this is really going to hurt!
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wondyrMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited April 2013
Cleric: It's your turn to do the dishes.
Bandit: NOOOO!!! It's your turn to do them.
Bad Guy: SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!
Good Guy: You can't say that. That's Achmed the Dead Terrorist's line.
Bad Guy: Oh yea, sorry. Dang, I got nothing then.
Good Guy: And yet I have this shiny spear of infinite mayhem with +2, - a carrot.
Bad Guy: <scratching head> minus a carrot?
Good Guy: Don't ask me. It must have sounded funny when Stormy wrote it.
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slide to the left
slide to the right
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth"
Bandit ( bottom of screen ) : HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bandit: Wait....is that the same healing spell you used on that guy in the corner?
Cleric: Oh don't worry, he was beyond saving, but you're not hurt that bad!
Bandit: Wait...I'm not hurt at all....Hey that doesn't look like a...
Bandit: NOOOO!!! It's your turn to do them.
Good Guy: You can't say that. That's Achmed the Dead Terrorist's line.
Bad Guy: Oh yea, sorry. Dang, I got nothing then.
Good Guy: And yet I have this shiny spear of infinite mayhem with +2, - a carrot.
Bad Guy: <scratching head> minus a carrot?
Good Guy: Don't ask me. It must have sounded funny when Stormy wrote it.
her- uffffff
Real life him - MOM IM OUT OF KD!
Real life her - I cant wait to find my real life husband in this game