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Anyone want to marry me?

sadgfhsadgfh Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 1 Arc User
edited April 2013 in Off Topic
I'm bored, does anyone want to get married so I can keep you around as.personal entertainment? You wont have to work, I'm a great cook, and you can drive my pedo-van (but not the Camaro). Ohh, you'll also be enrolled in the sadgfh scholarship program.
Let's pretend like my account name isn't just a random string of characters I got by punching my keyboard.
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  • elawynelawyn Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    1. Does it come with a salary of >300k (US Dollars) with full medical,dental, vision and at least 30 days paid vacation?
    2. If not the Camaro, will you buy me a Lamborghini?
    3. Do you own at lest a hundred acres of land, including some waterfront with full fishing rights, preferably salmon

    If you can answer yes to ALL the above, I have a few dozen more questions...
    [SIGPIC]http://sigs.enjin.com/sig/enjin-384362-13669829551273832074-gray.png[/SIGPIC]
  • sadgfhsadgfh Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    1. I will when the economy crashes and currencies become devalued.

    2. Yes, I can buy a lambo

    3. No land and no salmon, but I do have some crabs
    Let's pretend like my account name isn't just a random string of characters I got by punching my keyboard.
  • vestinious1vestinious1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Will I get a Hero Pack upgrade ?, and whats the stripend bonus per month ?
  • sadgfhsadgfh Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Hotn yes, stipend of pretty much any peice of electronics you want.

    Hotn is a bad acronym, auto occrent changes it to horn...
    Let's pretend like my account name isn't just a random string of characters I got by punching my keyboard.
  • bobcat1313bobcat1313 Member Posts: 1,089 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    you had me at cook!

    Hope you like big beards cuz baby I movin in!
    BWAHAHAHAHAH!
  • sadgfhsadgfh Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Imma need you to shave and put on a wig...
    Let's pretend like my account name isn't just a random string of characters I got by punching my keyboard.
  • bobcat1313bobcat1313 Member Posts: 1,089 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    sadgfh wrote: »
    Imma need you to shave and put on a wig...

    lol fair enough!
  • trickshawtrickshaw Member Posts: 497 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    sadgfh wrote: »
    ...I do have some crabs

    I've heard that about you.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • elawynelawyn Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    sadgfh wrote: »
    yes, stipend of pretty much any peice of electronics you want..

    You should have included that up front.

    Tell ya what, mail this bit of electronics to me and we can continue to negotiate. (I think it can play Crysis on full settings!)
    [SIGPIC]http://sigs.enjin.com/sig/enjin-384362-13669829551273832074-gray.png[/SIGPIC]
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