“My knives will swing so fast that you won’t realize you have died, you filthy rats!”
“Hey… we are not rats!”
“Oh …” she murmurs “Just a misunderstanding …”
One of them then looks at his companion “Unbelievable. Let’s get out of here, lad… after this I really need a drink to drown my sorrow”
Puzzled, while remaining in silence, the elf looks at the two ra.... things walking away.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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wiggen1Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 11Arc User
edited April 2013
Hello pretty elf, are you lost?
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doomakammMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited April 2013
With this blade and water I will shave all that hair off your backs!
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xtorachanMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited April 2013
Hero: *Pose* I'm faaaabulous!
Left thing: Oh.. oh god... He's looking right at me!
Right thing: H-h-hey bro.. h-his sword is swinging towardssssss meeeeee! AHHH, run away!
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"Maybe if we don't move he'll think we still can't see him."
galavorevanaraMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 14Arc User
edited April 2013
Ive been to topless beaches, but never to topless sewers. EWW!
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galavorevanaraMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 14Arc User
edited April 2013
Kobold in the front, "so we can take this elf, right."
Kobold in the back, "sure, no problem"
But then kobold in the back mutters, "you know, i don't really have to outrun her, i just have to outrun you."
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psyb3rtr011Member, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 340Arc User
edited April 2013
Turnip farmer Bob, Aspiring Adventurer, just met his first monster.... The bane of all new Adventurers, the Dreaded Kobold.
Psyb3rTr011
AKA Cyber Troll and Euben Hadd
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galavorevanaraMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 14Arc User
edited April 2013
Kobold in the front, "hey lady, sorry, but you can't be down here right now. This dungeon event is still under construction. You have to come back on the 25th."
Elf, " hey, what are you the sewer police."
Kobold replies, no ma'am. Were the part of local 542nd."
Elf replies, "your unionized. What the hell."
"yep elf, were part of the local dungeon trap builders union. We've been working overtime the last week. I know you've seen the signs. So i'm afraid we're gonna have to escort you out."
"fine, but when i get back here in 4 days i am totally gonna slay you."
" not us lady, there will be 17 traps you can't disarm and a constant influx of rust monsters spawning from the water your standing in."
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“Hey… we are not rats!”
“Oh …” she murmurs “Just a misunderstanding …”
One of them then looks at his companion “Unbelievable. Let’s get out of here, lad… after this I really need a drink to drown my sorrow”
Puzzled, while remaining in silence, the elf looks at the two ra.... things walking away.
Left thing: Oh.. oh god... He's looking right at me!
Right thing: H-h-hey bro.. h-his sword is swinging towardssssss meeeeee! AHHH, run away!
"Maybe if we don't move he'll think we still can't see him."
"Making new friends in Neverwinter's sewers. Join today!"
Kobold in the back, "sure, no problem"
But then kobold in the back mutters, "you know, i don't really have to outrun her, i just have to outrun you."
AKA Cyber Troll and Euben Hadd
Elf, " hey, what are you the sewer police."
Kobold replies, no ma'am. Were the part of local 542nd."
Elf replies, "your unionized. What the hell."
"yep elf, were part of the local dungeon trap builders union. We've been working overtime the last week. I know you've seen the signs. So i'm afraid we're gonna have to escort you out."
"fine, but when i get back here in 4 days i am totally gonna slay you."
" not us lady, there will be 17 traps you can't disarm and a constant influx of rust monsters spawning from the water your standing in."
Hey, I can hope the kobolds win, right? :P
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