jonnyblaz3rMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited March 2013
Rogue:"Okay, so let me go over this one more time. You want us, a powerful wizard, a metal-clad bearded ball of fury, the best thief this side of Waterdeep, and a man who's shield can block blows that would kill an OGRE...To go Spelunking."
Captain:"Essentially..."
Rogue:"Fantastic. And I suppose you'll be wanting us to kill some form of vermin that is hiding in whatever dank, moldering place you're sending us?"
Captain:"Do you want new boots or not?"
Rogue, looking crestfallen:"Yes sir..."
The captain delivers the rest of the quest speech, sending the party off on their next adventure.
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elthiruilMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"This ain't gunna be a walk in the park, but see that park over there - its overrun with beasties..."
Commander, "If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War."
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enttoMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 4Arc User
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****, i can't find any impact sentences to do a amazing commentary! I wanna win this pack to do envy in my friends! Incidentally this shield (on screen shot) is very very wonderful!
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killwalllaMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited March 2013
Sgt. Knox: (laughs) So I'm guessing a few gold won't do for this crew? Armory request form it is than...
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maybello17Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"seriously y'all......SERIOUSLY....And you over there...put on some pants"
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Today the 2x4 wooden beam seen in the usual slapstick routine will be replaced by a ginormous sword...
"Someone stole my horse! No, I am not kidding. It was parked RIGHT HERE!"
-Please wait-
-"Wait! Our Cleric just d/ced..."
"May I please have your attention!!... I have to use the bathroom"
Captain:"Essentially..."
Rogue:"Fantastic. And I suppose you'll be wanting us to kill some form of vermin that is hiding in whatever dank, moldering place you're sending us?"
Captain:"Do you want new boots or not?"
Rogue, looking crestfallen:"Yes sir..."
The captain delivers the rest of the quest speech, sending the party off on their next adventure.
"Wha the?'
Man with Eyepatch: "What do you know about magic crystals? "
Dwarf: "Errm...they make great chandeliers?"
Man with Eyepatch: "..."
Commander, "If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War."
****, i can't find any impact sentences to do a amazing commentary! I wanna win this pack to do envy in my friends! Incidentally this shield (on screen shot) is very very wonderful!