"Thank you for volunteering to do this terrible undertaking for the brave souls who lost their pride in the most recent attacks. Please proceed to the tent, and remember, as they bring their blades upon you, your hair will grow back. Theirs will not."
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ambisinisterrMember, Neverwinter ModeratorPosts: 10,462Community Moderator
"Everyone make sure your inventory is clear before we head out because we're not making any stops along the way. And last call to go the bathroom so do it already!"
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madocbrighthairMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"Wait, I've lost my contact lens, everyone stop and look down."
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kuremorotiMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
ok overyone, CON LOS TERRORISTAS! dududui dududui dududud udududi dududui AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!
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winddrakkMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 4Arc User
edited March 2013
Big sword, check. Metal wall, check. Slow member we can use as bait if things get sketchy? Check.
As grave news is imparted by a battle-hardened Neverwinter guard, this band of adventurers steel themselves for less pleasant scenery -- surely to be filled with less butterflies.
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-And you say that there are lots of goblins?
-Yes
-And you say that there are lots of undead?
-Yes
-And you say that there is big dragon?
-Yes
-And you say that an ugly lich commands them?
-Yes
-Ooohhhh c'mon don't tell me you wet your pants again?
-Don't look at me that way. I've told you thousands of times that i'm afraid of goblins and the way that they look at me.
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linnmaoMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
Together, Nothing in the land can stop us!
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speedmaggot1Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
I'm Glad you made it heroes. Now go bathe yourselfs, you smell of rotten Mist Cheese .
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queek91Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited March 2013
One, two, three english chiken!
It is a spanish game:
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everdream085Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 6Arc User
edited March 2013
"Really...Why do THOSE guys get to defend the tent all the time?!"
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apochryiosMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited March 2013
Warriors: "Sir, we've saved the villagers, slain the ogres, and returned the princess."
Captain: "Alright. Now we're going to go shopping to find me a new eye-patch."
Warriors: "..."
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amaemonMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
bow! bow before your king you sh*ts!
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sunwindbgMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
-Mr. Baggins..At yer service!
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nicooooooooMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 20Arc User
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One of these things just isn't the same...
Control mage: wait you didn't take a bath again?
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Website/ Recruitment Thread
{Lady} Are you kidding me?
You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway!
Jonathan Lonehawk - Hunter Ranger
-And you say that there are lots of goblins?
-Yes
-And you say that there are lots of undead?
-Yes
-And you say that there is big dragon?
-Yes
-And you say that an ugly lich commands them?
-Yes
-Ooohhhh c'mon don't tell me you wet your pants again?
-Don't look at me that way. I've told you thousands of times that i'm afraid of goblins and the way that they look at me.
It is a spanish game:
Captain: "Alright. Now we're going to go shopping to find me a new eye-patch."
Warriors: "..."