Dwarf: "Hey, can we stop for a minute and take a photo? My wife would love this for her collection. She always.."
Warrior: "Again?!? You always do this when we go adventuring!"
Dwarf: "Hey! She packed you that nice chocolate cake you love to eat didn't she?!"
Warrior: "Yes.. but.."
Dwarf: "PHOTO!"
Warrior: "Ugh... all right then."
Wizard: "Hey, can we hurry this up. I want to get out of range of telepathic reception before my boss tries to call me in to work again. I swear he does it on purpose sometimes...."
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hargeoMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 12Arc User
(RUMBLE RUMBLE)
Human: "A storm is brewing in Neverwinter, one which this city has never seen the likes of before... and I'm not talking about the weather."
Dwarf: "Sorry, that wuz jist me stomach! The beastie growls angrily if not fed. Har har!"
Tiefling: "But didn't we just ate like ten minute ago?"
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agrippa10Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 6Arc User
edited March 2013
On second thought, let's not go to Neverwinter. It is a silly place.
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ohmoMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 18Arc User
edited March 2013
Been there, done that.
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larraxczMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited March 2013
The storm is coming to this unholy place... Now, let the adventure begin!
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lorca011Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 3Arc User
edited March 2013
**** I know we left a village here before we went on that quest !!!
What are these heroes thinking before Beta Weekend Three?
Wise Wizard: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Guardian: "Aye, a thousand miles downwards! The fool just fell to his death!" Thief: "We're going to need another cleric."
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reapwhatusowMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 25Arc User
edited March 2013
"Anyone seen a bus station nearby?"
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danielzaiser91Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
"Give me a minute to get my bearings."
"We're lost..... aren't we?"
"Look at the map"
"No..... I know where we are."
"We have passed this same rock five times now. Would it kill you to glance at the map?"
"Hey lets ask that orc war band for directions..... they look friendly."
What are these heroes thinking before Beta Weekend Three?
Human: "Let's have a contest to see who can HAMSTER the furthest! Winner gets a beta key for upcoming beta weekend."
Female Tiefling: "Hey, that's not fair for me."
Dwarf: "Arr! Was a bad idea to HAMSTER against the wind! Me face is all wet."
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meaculpa1Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 1Arc User
Human:"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You drink the blue potion-the story ends, you wake up in your inn and believe whatever you want to believe. You drink the red potion-you stay in Neverwinter, and I show you how deep the dungeon goes!"
Dwarf: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue potion?!"
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Warrior: "Again?!? You always do this when we go adventuring!"
Dwarf: "Hey! She packed you that nice chocolate cake you love to eat didn't she?!"
Warrior: "Yes.. but.."
Dwarf: "PHOTO!"
Warrior: "Ugh... all right then."
Wizard: "Hey, can we hurry this up. I want to get out of range of telepathic reception before my boss tries to call me in to work again. I swear he does it on purpose sometimes...."
What's a car?
Human: "A storm is brewing in Neverwinter, one which this city has never seen the likes of before... and I'm not talking about the weather."
Dwarf: "Sorry, that wuz jist me stomach! The beastie growls angrily if not fed. Har har!"
Tiefling: "But didn't we just ate like ten minute ago?"
It's like things are in the world. Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now.
- J.R.R Tolkien -
Guardian: "Aye, a thousand miles downwards! The fool just fell to his death!"
Thief: "We're going to need another cleric."
"Well I guess, we will need a 5th guy for this..."
"We're lost..... aren't we?"
"Look at the map"
"No..... I know where we are."
"We have passed this same rock five times now. Would it kill you to glance at the map?"
"Hey lets ask that orc war band for directions..... they look friendly."
Human: "Let's have a contest to see who can HAMSTER the furthest! Winner gets a beta key for upcoming beta weekend."
Female Tiefling: "Hey, that's not fair for me."
Dwarf: "Arr! Was a bad idea to HAMSTER against the wind! Me face is all wet."
Dwarf: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue potion?!"
2: Could be worse.
3: How?
4: Could be raining
<fighter> "**** it!!!"