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Neverwinter Punnery

lewstelamon01lewstelamon01 Member Posts: 7,415 Arc User
edited December 2014 in The Moonstone Mask (PC)
Okay, post your best (or worst) NW related puns here.

If Thayans are in Dread Ring, does that mean the stronger ones in WoD are Super Thayans?
ROLL TIDE ROLL

Great Weapon Fighter: Because when is today not a good day to die?

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  • bioshrikebioshrike Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 4,729 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    What do you get if Karrundax was pulling a cart of wine?




    A dragon draggin' some flagons!
    <::::::::::::::)xxxo <::::::::::::::)xxxo <::::::::::::)xxxxxxxx(:::::::::::> oxxx(::::::::::::::> oxxx(::::::::::::::>
    "Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
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  • angryspriteangrysprite Member Posts: 4,982 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Never say never in Neverwinter or Neverember will never get a clue.
  • bioshrikebioshrike Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 4,729 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    What do you get if someone cast a petrify spell on Knox's spouse?







    A hard Knox wife!
    <::::::::::::::)xxxo <::::::::::::::)xxxo <::::::::::::)xxxxxxxx(:::::::::::> oxxx(::::::::::::::> oxxx(::::::::::::::>
    "Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
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  • myles08807myles08807 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 409 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Why do the Many-Arrows orcs love to sing "Jingle Bells"?




    ...Because it's a sleighing song!
  • dragoness10dragoness10 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 780 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    What do you get if you yell in Shaundakal Stables?

    A little hoarse.
    " I tried to figure out the enigma that was you, and then I realized mastering Wild Magic was easier." - Old Wizard in Waterdeep

    "Why is it dragons only use ketchup? I'd like a little wasabi please. Us silvers like a variety of condiments."

    "Don't call them foolish mortals. One, they don't learn from it. Two, It just ticks them off." - An Ancient Red Dragon
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