Chem, how did you get so much RAD?

chemboy613

Well, friends.

Let me tell you

*picks up a guitar and starts strumming something in 12/8*

I came back for mod 5
Never felt so alive
to fight all these dragons each day.

I grind and I grind
Consuming oodles of time
Getting secrets and sigils over again

So i finally got my unlocks
Was excited to see that clock count to zero
I loved all the new dungeon shocks
Sometimes dying
Sometimes crying
but better than this
"Tired of being a hero"

But ELOL
The loot is hell
I can't seem to find anything I can sell
ELOL
The loot is hell
Let me have something i can use or sell....

In ELOL
its RNG hell
Getting tons RAD and nothing to sell
oh ELOL
When there's a belt, sound a bell
Because .1% from boxes is a better drop rate....

you know
Tomorrow is a new day
Tomorrow there's a new day
I might even change how I plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

This new tiamat
This new content
Please make it hard with something i can sell
This might be just new bait
For a terrible drop rate
But how often i pray that I'm wrong.

Pray that i'm wrrrooonnnnnnnngggggggg.

Maybe the devs
Will read this song
It fits playing to a T
just please let me buy my R.P......

-Chem

rollingonit

+1, would ask to perform at my wedding.

paying in RP

chemboy613

rollingonit wrote: »

+1, would ask to perform at my wedding.

paying in RP

OOOohhhhh RP. That's better than money!

leandreav1

Gorgeous, here's a RAD tip!

chemboy613

leandreav1 wrote: »

Gorgeous, here's a RAD tip!

Why thank you kind sir. Just let me put your gift in my magic plinko machine and I will get it sometime after christmas.

silence1x

Chem is a Renaissance man - NW guru, musician, poet.

Preach on Chem, preach on.

chemboy613

silence1x wrote: »

Chem is a Renaissance man - NW guru, musician, poet.

Preach on Chem, preach on.

And you must PRRRAAAYYY at the temple of RNG! OR else you will remain beltless AND YOUR PANTS WILL FALL DOWN! How are you going to fight Tiamat with your pants around your ankles?!?

Repent my children, the end is nigh!

dragoness10

RP - roleplay

Makes me giggle to read "pay in RP".