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to whom it may concern

cohrockcohrock Member Posts: 15 Arc User
edited February 2014 in General Discussion (PC)
Greetings. I am Dail McRock, a guardian of the realm. My issue is of a somewhat delicate nature, so I must ask that you not laugh at a gentleman such as myself. It concerns ... well, it concerns my undergear. It chafes and pinches. Yes, it is nice to have the protection of a Guardian's Embroidered Gambeson and Superb Plate Pants, both crafted by my own expert staff. Yet, what I would trade for smooth cotton against my limbs and (ehem) parts.

Is it too much to ask that tailors could fashion undergear for all those that protect the realm? I would gladly give up some "protection" if it would avoid being pinched during battle by my very own gear.
-- Rich
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  • chaoscourtesanchaoscourtesan Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    LOL.. Try some Baby Powder man. =D
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  • ulvielulviel Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 741 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I understand you well, good sir. Also I do not understand why (otherwise very skilled) tailors insist on embroidering my pants with gems. It may look fancy, but those things are rather uncomfortable.
  • pitshadepitshade Member Posts: 5,665 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Gems go on the outside, just sayin...
    "We have always been at war with Dread Vault" ~ Little Brother
  • ulvielulviel Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 741 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Yes of course, but since the fabric is rather thin...
  • kolbe11kolbe11 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    This adamantine chastity belt of displeasure is chapping my cheeks something fierce...
    "It is said that idle hands are the Devil's tools: Idle geek hands, however, came up with gunpowder, nuclear weapons, and toilet plungers." -Illiad
  • cohrockcohrock Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    pitshade wrote: »
    Gems go on the outside, just sayin...
    well, most gems ...
    -- Rich
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