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nearlydiamond
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The first rule of Breakfast Club is, you don't talk about Breakfast. Not really a rule, more guidelines.
There are rules however, one of which is you have to be on Teamspeak - this is because it's fun and also we organise stuff better that way and also tell jokes, or listen to nerd-rage and geekdom.
Some myths/facts you might be interested to know about The Breakfast Club:
1)If you want in you need to pay for it with sex.
- Be careful with this one, entry is potentially free if you log onto the game and talk to one of our friendly guild leaders, but if you are offering sex, that also works - please write your mobile number inyour local pblic toilets and Sulok will probably eventually find it
2) You have to take drugs to be in the Breakfast club
- this also isn't strictly true but the drugs might help you to understand our sense of humour more and also open your mind to see the matrix. Always take the blue pill, the red one gives you a hangover and potentially makes you wake up with your pants on the wrong way round and a funny tickle in your....
3) Being in the breakfast club makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands and go blind
- not at all, that's masturbation, which also makes Baby Jesus cry.We do not judge in The Breakfast Club.
4) Being in the Breakfast Club means I will have friendly people to play Neverwinter with and get phat Lewts, Dungeon and PvP fun and loads of hot chicks.
- this potentially is true. Unless you're an idiot, in which case we would only be moderately friendly with hints of unfriendliness and put you in your own channel on TS called 'Plague Victims', and set your guild rank to 'Sin Bin'. During this time you would be expected to say at least 63 Hail Mary's and reflect upon your uncoolness, while self flagellating with brands of fire. We would need video evidence of this personal growth on you tube in order for you to progress. (The hot chicks part is not true - unless you are a hot chick in which case PM Charon in game for further instructions and see Myth#1.)
5) The Breakfast Club is an RP guild.
Alas sir knight, verily we have dabbled throughout the lands of neverwinter, sat buy the fire and spun tales of daring, dragons and fine ales, but very few of our numbers are willing to pursue, and continue to weave such elaborate veils across reality. (we don't RP well at all.....at all.)
6) THIS IS SPARTA!
- this also isn't true, unless you're playing in Cypress. This is Breakfast Club, and we're international.
We look forward to seeing you in game. We like cool, friendly people who want social interaction on TS and who have a sense of humour. Leave Angry behind you and come have some high end fun.
http://thebreakfastclubNW.guildlaunch.com
whisper one of our members in game or joinour website.
For the Love of the game.
There are rules however, one of which is you have to be on Teamspeak - this is because it's fun and also we organise stuff better that way and also tell jokes, or listen to nerd-rage and geekdom.
Some myths/facts you might be interested to know about The Breakfast Club:
1)If you want in you need to pay for it with sex.
- Be careful with this one, entry is potentially free if you log onto the game and talk to one of our friendly guild leaders, but if you are offering sex, that also works - please write your mobile number inyour local pblic toilets and Sulok will probably eventually find it
2) You have to take drugs to be in the Breakfast club
- this also isn't strictly true but the drugs might help you to understand our sense of humour more and also open your mind to see the matrix. Always take the blue pill, the red one gives you a hangover and potentially makes you wake up with your pants on the wrong way round and a funny tickle in your....
3) Being in the breakfast club makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands and go blind
- not at all, that's masturbation, which also makes Baby Jesus cry.We do not judge in The Breakfast Club.
4) Being in the Breakfast Club means I will have friendly people to play Neverwinter with and get phat Lewts, Dungeon and PvP fun and loads of hot chicks.
- this potentially is true. Unless you're an idiot, in which case we would only be moderately friendly with hints of unfriendliness and put you in your own channel on TS called 'Plague Victims', and set your guild rank to 'Sin Bin'. During this time you would be expected to say at least 63 Hail Mary's and reflect upon your uncoolness, while self flagellating with brands of fire. We would need video evidence of this personal growth on you tube in order for you to progress. (The hot chicks part is not true - unless you are a hot chick in which case PM Charon in game for further instructions and see Myth#1.)
5) The Breakfast Club is an RP guild.
Alas sir knight, verily we have dabbled throughout the lands of neverwinter, sat buy the fire and spun tales of daring, dragons and fine ales, but very few of our numbers are willing to pursue, and continue to weave such elaborate veils across reality. (we don't RP well at all.....at all.)
6) THIS IS SPARTA!
- this also isn't true, unless you're playing in Cypress. This is Breakfast Club, and we're international.
We look forward to seeing you in game. We like cool, friendly people who want social interaction on TS and who have a sense of humour. Leave Angry behind you and come have some high end fun.
http://thebreakfastclubNW.guildlaunch.com
whisper one of our members in game or joinour website.
For the Love of the game.
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