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Blightrunner's Adventures in Neverwinter.

aerisselkitaerisselkit Member Posts: 3 Arc User
edited August 2013 in The Moonstone Mask (PC)
A few lyrics for Foundary Quests (Roland the Bard inspired/ copied)

Blightrunner's Adventures in Neverwinter.

Populist Animal Revolution (Animal Farm):

Hear the Farmers cry, his wife was amiss and his farm in ruin.
Little did he know, a rebellion was brewing.

The Hero saved the farm a feat noteworthy,
**** those animals were wordy.

A Clash of Wills (DnD):

The Hero's mind was fading.
The Master's conquest was abated.
A Hero's resolve never falters
The Red Buckler Mercenaries lay dead on the altar.

The Neverwinter Stockade (WoW):

The prisoners broke the blockade, took over the stockade and set about a riot.

Yipes
Fire extinguished
No grand plans, no epic schemes

The Hero made it quiet.

Scarlet Monastery (WoW):
1)Scarlet Library:

The Hero found him.
Head in books, under lock and key
Arcanist Doan stayed in his study.

Arcane missiles flew, a colorful hue.
But blood splattered the books, after a couple left hooks.

2)The Return to Azerothia 'Scarlet Cathedral' :

It seemed to be finished after a short skirmish the undead held the upper hand.
Needless to say the Hero saved the day, banishing the banshee outmanned.

Tired of Being the Hero (DnD):

Never did they know that something was amiss, for the party celebrated with unabated bliss.

Little did they know the Hero grew weary, of his companions so dreary and slew them all in a fit.

Bill' s Tavern (DnD):

Bill had a game, to gain your brain.
A unsuspicious, inconspicuous tavern.

Where Bill failed and the Hero prevailed. Was the Hero had a pet dragon.

Protect the Caravan (DnD):

The bandits of neverwinter had misbehaved, attacking the caravan forced the hero through a cave.

Many a bandit was defeated, so the journey of the caravan was completed.

Hitting the Road (DnD):

The Hero met a pretty lass of the cleric class called Abby, from The city of Waterdeep.

Orcs harassed the Hero beat their *** and collected his reward from Guyven.

The Crucible Challenge (Fable):

No one had seen a champion like this, the Hero brought carnage and oodles of bliss.
The Crucible audience cheered the winner, then they went home to eat their dinner.

The Hero conquered the feared Crucible, a feat which to one word is reducible.
Champion, Champion, Champion, Champion. Champion, Champion, Champion, Champion.

The Crucible Champion (Fable):

The Hero had once again conquered the Crucible, from which just one thing is clear and deducible.
There's no one that's better or smarter or fitter, and those who say no are merely bitter.

The Whisperings from the Void (DnD):

Poor Dr. West, distraught over his daughters death, sought to bring breath to her lifeless corpse.
Poor Dr. West he tried his best, sadly his death, became the talk to the town.

The Hero conspired to find out what transpired, and found the Necronomicon in his possesion.
Now West Manor, flies no banner as the West household is all dead.

The Delusions Quartet (DnD):

1)A Nightmare on Market Street:

Sophie's dreams were pure and true, till the Hero uncovered the nightmare which he shortly slew.

2) My Best Friend's Evil Weddings:

Weddings bells were ringing, the choir choir singing.
A bridezilla had been met.
Never to fret, the Hero upset, her plans in a ballet of steel.

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