Dark Dwarf was excited to show off his new shiv, but Clerics just want to dance.
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phoenixsolaceMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited May 2013
Mistaken the Illithids tentacles for snakes Mysop the Devout Cleric though he was battling Medusa's Husband Snakebeard. He proceeded to use his pocket mirror to fight the monster unsuccessfully. Fortunately this tale is used to underline the importance in knowing what you are fighting to new adventurers. Poor Mysop the unfortunate fool.
I hate when people say that this is a pay to win game. you can farm every item in one good day of farming You can even trade your diamonds for zen to buy things in zen store. So STOP blaming your suckiness on that.
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owned01Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 3Arc User
edited May 2013
*This Dungeon Boss is to strong for us... Lets fuse!
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diremudflap68Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited May 2013
"The hills are alive... with the sound of MUSIC!"
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deezyreMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited May 2013
Inter-species marriage equality for ALL!
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deezyreMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited May 2013
...and they were Kung-Fu fighting!
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**** you cursed ale-goggles!
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zyvirenMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited May 2013
Cleric: Cthulhu I just want to give you a Hug... I always wanted to confront my fears after reading 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.
Cthulhu: No hugs allowed, but you can hold my dagger for me (*mumbles to self: as I stab it into you) if that will make you happy.
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avendi0Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 9Arc User
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Now, where's Captain Jack Sparrow?
< "Then you should start to run tentaculi!"
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**** you cursed ale-goggles!
Cthulhu: No hugs allowed, but you can hold my dagger for me (*mumbles to self: as I stab it into you) if that will make you happy.
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"I don't know, but they were bowing to it!"
"That's not a knife, that's a cross."
"Alright alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-crossy before."
"Cross!"
"I don't get it."
"CROSS!"