They want Theme Park quests, I'll give 'em Theme Park!
I'll give them so much it's coming out their eye sockets. And I'll shove a story into their face whether they want it or not. They will get my story without even clicking a single NPC. Just run around swinging your sword and picking up loot staring at the ground where the pixie dust trail is. You are still going to know my story. Somehow. Somehow.
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