So, I came back after being away for… I'm not even sure how long. On my new character, I went to get my free companion, but Cleric Disciple is no longer an option. The replacement option, Apprentice Healer, is some doofy-looking guy.
I want a cute girl to follow me around an heal me. (Don't judge me!) What are my options?
I see some Cleric Disciples for sale in the auction house. I don't have nearly that many astral diamonds though. So, I'd probably wind up charging $10 worth of zen and trading for the astral diamonds.
If I'm going to be spending money anyway though, are there other companions I should consider? Attractive female ones?
Acolyte of Kelemvor, Priestess of Sehanine Moonbow, or Priestess of Sune look like they might work. But I can't find anything that explicitly says they heal. If I'm spending real money, I'd like to be sure. Are any of the female healer companions notable better or worse than others?
Oh, and to answer the question that's bound to come up, yes, I'm a 30-year-old virgin who lives in my parents' basement. Now can we get back to cataloging imaginary women?
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I can't make any reccomendations in the looks department, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I can make reccomendations in the stats department.
Seahnine Moonbow is NOT a healer. She is a BUFFER. (Or, if you're running a SW with Tyrannical Curse, a team killer). She boosts the team's Crit chance.
Meh on Priestess of Sune. She's... alright... but she attacks slowly.
A good healer companion is the Acolyte of Kelemvor. In a weird twist, the Acolyte is a buff to your lifesteal rather than a cleric who uses an ability to refill your health, but the lifesteal boon is quite efffective.
If you really are going to be spending 10 bucks (worth about 500K AD at a 500:1 exchange on PC unless my math is wrong), I would personally just buy a companion with some Bonding Runestones, some comp gear, and stick some high quality Darks in the companion's defensive slots. The boost to your lifesteal via Bondings will, imo, save you more often than any healer companion.
But keep it to yourself.... kinda an unwritten rule that this secret stays on the DL, or else everyone is gonna be running the Shieldmaiden and its gonna be lame to see her all over the place saying her special Legendary Rank dialogue "Hey Sailor, wanna party?" "Buy me something, baby... I'll be SOOO nice to you..."
Start grinding for ADs now, it's expensive to get comps to Orange.
No, I looked there. All I found was this gnome.
Well, you seem a trustworthy sort…
I meant that I couldn't help you with selecting a "pretty" companion, since the looks department is up to you.
And btw, not sure if this is a glitch or not, but atm, you can have any one legendary companion in your active slots, but it will give you the legendary bonus regardless of what's summoned.
I have a picture here somewhere...
* looks for a picture *
here you go :
Powers :
Audio Drain :
Deals damage over time to target foe and heals allies near the target for 7% of their health over 5 seconds.
Has a 7s cooldown.
Piercing Notes Foes hit by Audio Drain are weakened and take 20% more damage from Audio Drain.
Additionally, Audio Drain now heals for 10% more.
This power unlocks at companion rank 30.
Rejuvenating Chord Heals the summoner for 1.8% of Max Hit Points.
Has a 2s cooldown.
She is kinda eh.. a snake but there is two pros. for getting her.
1. She is hell of a cheaper on AH right now. That means you do not have to buy her for Zen and spend it on a companion.
2. She is a good healer with 3 rings slot.
3. Her hair is green. ( she is purple already so you only have to get her to legendary for bonus 15 % )
Xael De Armadeon: DC
Xane De Armadeon: CW
Zen De Armadeon: OP
Zohar De Armadeon: TR
Chrion De Armadeon: SW
Gosti Big Belly: GWF
Barney McRustbucket: GF
Lt. Thackeray: HR
Lucius De Armadeon: BD
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I got a lion .. aslan thingy and a con artist up to legendary. I like using them on a cleric. It makes my life easier heck of a lot.
FWIW, I agree that it's somewhat distasteful wanting to objectify pixels. But to each their own I suppose. I haven't tested recently, but Lillend also has trouble proccing Protector's Camaraderie. Which is a bummer for DPS builds.
But otherwise a solid healer with ring slots, which you could throw sudden precision and brutality on.
Honestly, I'm not finding that my current companion cramps my style as much as I thought he would.
When I typed that name, I still thought I was getting a cleric disciple. But ya know? I think it really suits him. “Grimdark the ginger emo and Sunshine the manic healer.” It has kind of a ring to it.
What's the world coming to when the internet and video games are no longer safe havens for blatant misogyny?
And glad you found a healers that works well for ya
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