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Tymora, goddess of Luck vs. Beshaba, goddess of RNG
aslan3775
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Oh great and blameless goddess of Luck, I beseecheth thee!! I ask thine answer to mine prayers and pray that thou blesseth thy servant with a response; informest me of mine wrongdoing. How have I angered thee????
All who worship thee knowest that thou lookest kindly on all adventurers who relyst on luck and some small dearth of skill. Honestly,I say unto thee, Tymora, that anyone who hast been within mine party, knowest with greatest certainty that it is luck, and not skill, that hast graced thy humble servant. It hast been your blessed luck that aided mine success on the far flung adventures with which I hast, in your holy name, undertaken. Beginest I with the small caverns under that grandest of structures, Castle Never, and blessed with thy protection and succor, didst safely bumble into traps and stumble over tripwires. Narrowly didst I escapeth impalement from a plethora of spears, arrows, and poisoned missiles. Regreteth I, whom thou knowest is without overmuch skill, and who hast belatedly arrived too overlong to preclude the demise of the goodly Wilfred or Linkletter; yet thy benevolent blessing was bestowed upon thy humble servant none-the-less. Thy Angel of Protection that thou didst send, for without whose assistance, I could not have so skill-lessly survived that Ring of Dread or Dale of Ice. I must not even, for fear of angering thou more, mention thy protection in the Well of Dragons.
So with great humility and trepidation, I beg of thee, Tymora, goddess of luck, respondeth to thy humble servant’s pleas!!! Why hast thou, after adventures too numerous to count, turneth thy munificence away from thine servant? For without thy most holy magnanimity, your lowest of servants is left with the tumultuous torture of Beshaba, goddess of RNG.
Knowest that I serveth thee with utmost persistence and entreatest thou, dost I, for thee most infinitesimal of thy boons. O holy and blessed Tymora, if it pleaseth thee, stayest thine enemy, the most foul RNG, and granteth me, after fifteen freaking levels, a meek and simple POWER POINT!!!!!.
All who worship thee knowest that thou lookest kindly on all adventurers who relyst on luck and some small dearth of skill. Honestly,I say unto thee, Tymora, that anyone who hast been within mine party, knowest with greatest certainty that it is luck, and not skill, that hast graced thy humble servant. It hast been your blessed luck that aided mine success on the far flung adventures with which I hast, in your holy name, undertaken. Beginest I with the small caverns under that grandest of structures, Castle Never, and blessed with thy protection and succor, didst safely bumble into traps and stumble over tripwires. Narrowly didst I escapeth impalement from a plethora of spears, arrows, and poisoned missiles. Regreteth I, whom thou knowest is without overmuch skill, and who hast belatedly arrived too overlong to preclude the demise of the goodly Wilfred or Linkletter; yet thy benevolent blessing was bestowed upon thy humble servant none-the-less. Thy Angel of Protection that thou didst send, for without whose assistance, I could not have so skill-lessly survived that Ring of Dread or Dale of Ice. I must not even, for fear of angering thou more, mention thy protection in the Well of Dragons.
So with great humility and trepidation, I beg of thee, Tymora, goddess of luck, respondeth to thy humble servant’s pleas!!! Why hast thou, after adventures too numerous to count, turneth thy munificence away from thine servant? For without thy most holy magnanimity, your lowest of servants is left with the tumultuous torture of Beshaba, goddess of RNG.
Knowest that I serveth thee with utmost persistence and entreatest thou, dost I, for thee most infinitesimal of thy boons. O holy and blessed Tymora, if it pleaseth thee, stayest thine enemy, the most foul RNG, and granteth me, after fifteen freaking levels, a meek and simple POWER POINT!!!!!.
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