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  • trailturtletrailturtle Posts: 5,496 Perfect World Employee
    edited May 2013
    mensar wrote: »
    I still can't PM you, by the way. Did you get your AF?

    My AF exists, but I can't hand it out -- it's bound, and I'm still waiting on a tool that'll let me send it out. Soon, though...
  • mensarmensar Posts: 294 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    You can't buy your fame unless you're female or Caliga.

    The difference is that Caliga didn't have to even go that far. ;)

    Nah.. not going to get drawn into that. If that's how you feel, good for you.

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  • crypticbuxomcrypticbuxom Posts: 4,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Still trying to keep along with the Caliga thread. Don't be such a downer.

    If you are feeling sick, I hear Caliga is a great proctologist. *horrifying shudder*
  • trailturtletrailturtle Posts: 5,496 Perfect World Employee
    edited May 2013
    If you are feeling sick, I hear Caliga is a great proctologist. *horrifying shudder*

    Nooooooooope nope nope nope.
  • greyerskiesgreyerskies Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    As a relatively new player I've noticed Bacon doing/saying several helpful and generally fun/cool things, some of which have helped me out quite a bit (probably without him knowing).

    Maybe instead of less character dedication threads, we need more?
  • sockmunkeysockmunkey Posts: 4,504 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mensar wrote: »
    Yeah... I was buying fame. Because nobody knows me. And I wanted fame THAT badly, lol.

    I think Ive heard of you. Arnt you that guy on the NW forums? :tongue:
  • crypticbuxomcrypticbuxom Posts: 4,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga almost had bacon once. But he thought that there should some left for the rest of the mortals.
  • vasheerahvasheerah Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ..Does this Caliga fellow prefer Dos Equis?
  • towershield#4714 towershield Posts: 1,208 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mensar wrote: »
    Color me confused...

    I did a 50,000 global worth of items giveaway a few days ago, but there's a thread dedicated to someone I see in chat once in awhile talking in all caps with many exclamation points.

    Is it just me? Or... am I missing something?

    Not trying to be the mood breaker.. just coming back to the forum and a bit confused.

    I'm sure someone can fill me in.

    If you're fishing for recognition I did notice a Bacon Overlord receiving a Heavy Inferno Nightmare somewhere recently.

    Of course it was an automated message and there was no real fanfare involved but I saw and I remembered.
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  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    In Book 6 of 'A Song of Ice and Fire', Caliga kills Stannis Baratheon. In Book 7, he kills George R. R. Martin.

    Caliga was supposed to be the most recent Doctor. He refused the role because someone said 'Tardis' and he thought they meant ''tarded'.

    Caliga got 47 confirmed kills in the War on Poverty.

    Caliga has never, in his entire life, flossed. He yells and all the tartar flees.

    Caliga is genetically predisposed to male pattern baldness. He has a full head of flowing hair- but not because he's fortunate- the hair follicles are just afraid to move without his permission.

    Caliga eats donuts by shoving them through his eye slits.

    Caliga prefers to be 'the little spoon'.

    Caliga and Trailturtle once made out, and it was just too majestic and beautiful to be considered homosexual. I cried.
  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Posts: 2,553 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think "because it's funny" is a good enough reason.
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    vasheerah wrote: »
    ..Does this Caliga fellow prefer Dos Equis?

    No, he drinks good beer.
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  • cellarrat33cellarrat33 Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ...

    Caliga was supposed to be the most recent Doctor. He refused the role because someone said 'Tardis' and he thought they meant ''tarded'.
    ....

    "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there, now."


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  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Posts: 2,553 Arc User
    edited May 2013
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  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga made a music video once.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jw3R8la4SI

    It's about this game.
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga has a mighty chin. Enough to withstand all our bad jokes ^__^

    Caliga makes me laugh when Im down ^__^

    Caliga's alright ^__^
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  • jorifice1jorifice1 Posts: 588 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    O.K.
    I'm bumping this.
    Just too good to die.
    Much like Caliga.

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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jorifice1 wrote: »
    O.K.
    I'm bumping this.
    Just too good to die.
    Much like Caliga.

    Nah Caliga dies rather easy DW messes him up good :P
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga's vehicle is the only one with a Forward, stop and perverse gears.
    Because he can handle anything
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga getting married (ok it's his evil twin... or maybe thats more evil twin)
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  • scorpagorscorpagor Posts: 607 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga never goes into Club Caprice. That's why it's full of demons and dark lords: it's the only place they're safe.

    Lemuria didn't sink because of the Mandragalore: it was Caliga doing a cannonball dive.

    Caliga's starter Pokemon is a Ditto. It only transforms into Caliga himself.
  • tenebriswolftenebriswolf Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Caliga.






    What ? you wanted a full sentence ? the name only is enough to make the sentence, and I risk my life saying it without approval, gimme a break.
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  • cellarrat33cellarrat33 Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    He who must not be named...


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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    or if you've ever been in the gas cloud nearby, he who must not be Blamed:biggrin:
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  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Posts: 2,553 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Caliga has the elusive crotch emanation point. He uses it to throw haymakers.
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  • akselmoiakselmoi Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Could someone explain me this ******** about one character?

    Been playing for three years and I still don't see why he is so popular.
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  • scorpagorscorpagor Posts: 607 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    akselmoi wrote: »
    Could someone explain me this circlejerk about one character?

    Been playing for three years and I still don't see why he is so popular.

    It looks like we have an unbeliever in our midst, folks.

    Someone pass him a copy of the Holy Book of Caliga, I can't lend him mine because I glued it to my hand.
  • chaosdrgnz43chaosdrgnz43 Posts: 1,674 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I've been playing CO for almost...2 years? I've been hearing the name "Caliga" for quite some time, yet I don't know what makes him so popular. I did see him in-game a bunch of times. Hanging around in his Grav Chariot near Defender sometimes PvPing ,and in his SG Conquer's CCs.

    There were even some players cosplaying as Caliga. :P
    Seeing that made me more curious.

    Is it because he's kinda like CO's Deadpool? I am just so intrigue on how one player can be so loved by many.^^
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  • fantasycharacterfantasycharacter Posts: 458 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    It's a meme attached to a player, for.....fun.
  • akselmoiakselmoi Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    It's a meme attached to a player, for.....fun.

    I fail to see the fun, but I'm generally rather unfunny person. I guess.

    Keep doing whatever you do, I'll just continue to not care.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    1, easily recognized. unless you have zone chat turned of.
    2. held the record for most chat bans untilsomeone else challenged and won.(a forum ban)
    3. check- some of those are insults
    4. Easy target. His ego is so huge, the only way you can miss it, is to aim 4 dimensions over.
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  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    akselmoi wrote: »
    I fail to see the fun, but I'm generally rather unfunny person. I guess.

    Keep doing whatever you do, I'll just continue to care enough to post on this thread.

    I fixed that for you.

    Anything else you care to share on your mind?
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    akselmoi wrote: »
    I fail to see the fun, but I'm generally rather unfunny person. I guess.

    Keep doing whatever you do, I'll just continue to not care.

    A question! U JELLY BRO?


    Would say after Kenpo and Smack, Caliga is one of the better known players and the guy has a decent sense of humor the dudes able to take all of our insults on the chin. Gotta respect that.
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  • sanmercisanmerci Posts: 203 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    nepht wrote: »
    A question! U JELLY BRO?

    Personally, I'm custard.

    And, on topic: The BBC once wanted to make a television program about Caliga's early days (before he was a superhero), but the awesomeness melted the test audience's brains. As a result, they were forced to reduce the level of awesome and split the pilot into three separate shows, namely Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Ashes to Ashes.
  • danzaiverwhitedanzaiverwhite Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I heard Caliga met Toshiro Mifune once. They nodded to each other and continued on. That's why the world is still in one piece!
  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I heard Caliga met Toshiro Mifune once. They nodded to each other and continued on. That's why the world is still in one piece!
    It was probably a polite nod to someone that really isn't that awesome. A mercy nod from Caliga.
  • danzaiverwhitedanzaiverwhite Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    That does sound more likely - even so, that just tells you how awesome Toshiro Mifune is, to be worthy of Caliga's mercy. When Optimus Prime met Caliga, he changed his slogan to "What is thy bidding, my master?"
  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    That does sound more likely - even so, that just tells you how awesome Toshiro Mifune is, to be worthy of Caliga's mercy. When Optimus Prime met Caliga, he changed his slogan to "What is thy bidding, my master?"
    This forum has rules about being disrespectful to religions, good sir.
  • danzaiverwhitedanzaiverwhite Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    I hereby apologise to all faithful followers of Caliga for having the temerity to suggest he might be afflicted by anything so weak-willed as mercy.
  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    My thoughts on Caliga.

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    I do admit this is extreme.

  • kittykaboomboomkittykaboomboom Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    so thats what Ginger has been doing with Caliga :biggrin:

    getting catty
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    mrf0rz1 wrote: »
    I do admit this is extreme.

    Yeah Ginger tends to be a bit of a pr$@k.
    so thats what Ginger has been doing with Caliga :biggrin:

    getting catty

    So Caliga is cheating on me with my own brother?? @__@"

    I am all out of wuts with that one :O
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Nepht, you missed the two words in black.:biggrin:
    read it again
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  • randomchance4242randomchance4242 Posts: 195 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The song "Moves Like Jagger" was originally intended to be "Moves Like Caliga," except that Caliga's sheer awesome kept causing Maroon 5's recording equipment to explode, necessitating the change to a much less impressive celebrity.

    Fragments of the original song still remain.


    And it goes like this:
    Watch out harlots, cause I'm the best-est!
    Check out this armor, yeah, it's MAJESTIC
    With them moves like Caliga.
    Got them moves like Caliga.
    Got the mooooOOOooooooves like Caliga, yeah.

    Those Gadroon best know their place, I'll destroy them.
    Haymaker them back to space, gonna show them
    All my moves like Caliga
    Got them moves like Caliga.
    Got the mooooOOOooooooves like Caliga.
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    chaelk wrote: »
    Nepht, you missed the two words in black.:biggrin:
    read it again

    I cant read and I cant write so there :P

    And no I havent just read your post and replied you are mistaken.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The song "Moves Like Jagger" was originally intended to be "Moves Like Caliga," except that Caliga's sheer awesome kept causing Maroon 5's recording equipment to explode, necessitating the change to a much less impressive celebrity.

    Fragments of the original song still remain.


    And it goes like this:
    Watch out harlots, cause I'm the best-est!
    Check out this armor, yeah, it's MAJESTIC
    With them moves like Caliga.
    Got them moves like Caliga.
    Got the mooooOOOooooooves like Caliga, yeah.

    Those Gadroon best know their place, I'll destroy them.
    Haymaker them back to space, gonna show them
    All my moves like Caliga
    Got them moves like Caliga.
    Got the mooooOOOooooooves like Caliga.

    consiudering what he usually yells, rewriting charlotte the harlot might be more appropriate.
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    chaelk wrote: »
    consiudering what he usually yells, rewriting charlotte the harlot might be more appropriate.


    See I have a theory about Caliga I think he is a faulty Destroid with the sound nob stuck all the way to 11 .
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    or his sonic attack is the only one he thinks is working.
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  • flamingbunnymanflamingbunnyman Posts: 2,035 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    nepht wrote: »
    See I have a theory about Caliga I think he is a faulty Destroid with the sound nob stuck all the way to 11 .

    Caliga's knob goes to 12.

    Get your mind out of the gutter.
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Caliga's knob goes to 12.

    Get your mind out of the gutter.

    We bow down to your superior knowledge of Caliga's knob (mind permanently in the gutter).
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