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I'd like to tell you about Caliga...
chalupaoffury
Posts: 2,553 Arc User
After spending some time around the man, and infiltrating his super group, I have uncovered some secrets about the enigma that is known as "Caliga". Allow me to share with you some of the things I have learned.
Did you know that Caliga's energy builder is Unleashed Rage?
I heard he got bitten by a radioactive spider once. The spider gained super powers.
Caliga does not have a level cap, and he's currently working on level 82.
Under Caliga's helmet is a second, smaller Caliga. And so forth, it continues, each tinier Caliga even more dangerous than the last. Like a Russian nesting doll of hate.
I also heard that if you can beat him in a duel, he drops Therakiel's sword. Unfortunately, nobody has ever been able to confirm or deny this.
We first found out that telepaths were his only real weakness right before the new telepathy was pulled off of the public test server. Coincidence?
Caliga doesn't need cosmic keys. He can open a lock box by winking seductively at it.
I saw him fight Gravitar once. She complimented his outfit.
He tried to make a nemesis the other day. The only personality option it had was "terrified", and it immediately surrendered.
Caliga has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Twice.
Caliga's starter pokemon was Missingno.
...Oh, please let this become a thing.
Did you know that Caliga's energy builder is Unleashed Rage?
I heard he got bitten by a radioactive spider once. The spider gained super powers.
Caliga does not have a level cap, and he's currently working on level 82.
Under Caliga's helmet is a second, smaller Caliga. And so forth, it continues, each tinier Caliga even more dangerous than the last. Like a Russian nesting doll of hate.
I also heard that if you can beat him in a duel, he drops Therakiel's sword. Unfortunately, nobody has ever been able to confirm or deny this.
We first found out that telepaths were his only real weakness right before the new telepathy was pulled off of the public test server. Coincidence?
Caliga doesn't need cosmic keys. He can open a lock box by winking seductively at it.
I saw him fight Gravitar once. She complimented his outfit.
He tried to make a nemesis the other day. The only personality option it had was "terrified", and it immediately surrendered.
Caliga has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Twice.
Caliga's starter pokemon was Missingno.
...Oh, please let this become a thing.
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Oh my sides.
I saw Caliga go fishing once, now I know why Megalodon doesn't exist anymore.
Caliga doesn't need to see ninjas. They see him and know not to mess with him.
There is no face under Caliga's helmet. There is only a copy of Half-Life 3. Nobody can either deny or confirm this.
Caliga is impervious to any and all forms of attack*. *That aren't pokes.
Caliga can eat hot pockets straight out of the microwave, without making a stupid face.
Caliga can use nailed to the ground in Lemuria.
Caliga doesn't need a divine mirror. He just stares at the statues and they explode.
The being we know as Caliga is just an action figure of the real deal. The real Caliga is over a thousand feet tall.
RIP Caine
Deliciously nutritious!
The original "Ironclad Defense" involved Caliga throwing Ironclad at the Qularr mothership. Defender built the cannon afterwards for Ironclad's own safety.
Caliga designed his own DNA. Instead of a double helix his looks like the words: "EAT IT, LEE TOSI"
Lee Tosi thought about cloning Caliga once but realized that would allow one Caliga haymaker to meet another Caliga haymaker.
Caliga's chariot needs a licence to drive him.
This is how the universe was formed.
RIP Caine
When Caliga sees a woman he likes, you don't hear a little "ding". You hear a gigantic "thud" and see a crater where he was standing at the time.
Most bombings in Millennium City weren't caused by terrorists. Caliga happened to have tacos that day.
Caliga never goes to the Atomic Wasteland. He doesn't want to remember that case of food poisoning he had last week.
Kigatilik doesn't spawn very often because he owes Caliga a Big Gulp.
I actually laughed out loud at that, and almost managed to shoot a hot dog out of my nose. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Caliga's favorite song is "Baby", by Justin Bieber.
Nothing else, just thought I'd put that out there.
RIP Caine
'Wen considered the nature of time and understood that the universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. Therefore, he understood, there is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, he said, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.' Terry Pratchet The Thief Of Time
Caliga once fought Gravitar and they actually did get a little closer.
There's a reason why Ripper has a metal jaw. Starts with a "C".
When Caliga summons the Demon Key, it says "Is it that time already, Master?"
Kryptos, the keeper of secrets, doesn't argue with Caliga when he summons him in a crowded area.
Caliga once made Therakiel "Holy ****" himself when he realized he owed him a Big Gulp and he came to collect it.
Caliga's poker nights usually end with somebody leaving with a poker table embedded in their abdomen.
Black Fang faints every time he gets a "Get Well Soon" card from Caliga when he's in the hospital.
Ao'Qephoth sticks his head in a hole like an ostrich when Caliga comes by.
Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
RIP Caine
Here is an artist's interpretation:
Of course he dropped the pen, and she was quick to offer to fly ALL THE WAY DOWN to pick it up for him. By that time, he'd eaten whatever she wanted him to sign. A book or something, I don't think it was actually supposed to be edible.
I won't mention where he actually signed his autograph, I'm far too much of a gentleman. :redface:
[SIGPIC]Captain Electric and the Sapien Spider[/SIGPIC]
"YES, PLEASE"
Vote YES for the Foundry in Champions Online.
@Captain-Electric | CoH/Virtue veteran | Proud new Champion
Caliga dosen't enter the Zone, the Zone comes to him.
The thunder storms in the sky isn;'t thunder at all, its the after affects of Caliga's farts.
Caliga's ego is so big, that the sun and all the planets in the solar system orbit around it.
Caliga's cape is only cool becuase Caliga wears it.
There is a prophecy that the day Caliga takes off his helmet, the Earth would have already been destroyed.
Caliga's dosen't own gold fish, he owns two Megladons.
When Caliga comes into the room, Destroyer calls Caliga "The Destroyer"
IT is said that when an ecplise happens, it is actually Caliga's shadow blocking out the sun/
Caliga dosen't pay people to drawn him, People pay Caliga to let them draw him.
Annd one more..
Caliga dosen't cheat Death, Death merely avoids Caliga.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dominus Drake Primus Database ,Also @Pyromasher ingame
Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
What if its not another helmet...what if its just a endless void that sucks everything in:eek:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dominus Drake Primus Database ,Also @Pyromasher ingame
Hello, my name is Elder Mullins
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
Cann it be...THE FABLED HOLY BOOK OF CALIGA...How....HOW DID YOU FIND IT!!:eek:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dominus Drake Primus Database ,Also @Pyromasher ingame
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
I like cats :cool:.
UGC Campaign: The Coldblooded Scrolls
Wrong! That's only during the cleanup after said act...
Those "chunks" Ironclad is throwing into the dump truck at the end of the Tutorial... they're not concrete.
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Caliga's PRIMUS Database! --XXX--The Caliga Build: Threatening Haymakers! --XXX-- Caliga and Conquer fanart!
...One does not simply answer Caliga directly...
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
I like cats :cool:.
UGC Campaign: The Coldblooded Scrolls
=^ _ ^= Kitty Lives!
Funny story. Caliga figured out how to stab people through the internet.
I should probably call a doctor.
RIP Caine
What? I do that all the time!
Oh SNAP.
I heard he was 1000 Day veteran the day he subscribed.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
@Pallih in game
Because my friend you made a character so epic and iconic that everyone cant help but feel the need to taunt you to get your attention.
While she has been rescued
what diabolical mastermind
was behind the devious brain-napping of
the Volterrific Dr Cerebellum?
It's not Jackie Chan...
I Knew It!
Caliga already has the next Powerset as well as full access to the hidden rooms in his base... and yours...
Caliga doesn't receive patch notes from Crytpic, only pleas not to crush them.
To this day Caliga has only $#!% Bricks once, and thus Lego was created.
Caliga has never once solved a Rubix Cube, but that's only because any time he looks at one it turns all white with fear.
Caliga is the one who stole Cr. Cerebellum's Brain. He needed it for his Mr.Burns "Davy Crockett" costume where he won First Place in any contest he enter including two eating contests and a Defender look alike.
The only reason no one Queues for the Until Carrier mission is because the fear Caliga will be on their team leaving them with no one to fight and no rewards.... other than Experiencing Caliga.
The only reason the Kings of Edom don't wear pants is because the dry cleaning bill was too high after Caliga farmed Demon Flame.
Tartar AKA the Grumpy Cat is only grumpy because he lives in a world where he is not Caliga
The only reason COH is not around any more was because Caliga took a weekend off and in doing so Crashed the game beyond repair.
Caliga ate both the Blue AND the Red pills before slapping Morpheus so hard he turned back into Cowboy Curtis. No one tells Caliga what to do, not even in the Matrix.
Caliga can customize the look of his Vehicles.
When George Lucas got mad at the Unleashed power set and the first two vehicles Caliga got mad at Lucas who then sold every thing to disney out of fear of doing anything to upset Caliga ever again.
Caliga's Haymaker doesn't just knock you into next week, it knocks you into Star Trek Online.
Legacy of Romulus was originally going to be called "Survivors of Caliga" but Cryptic realized there really is no such thing.
And playing by myself since Aug 2009
Godtier: Lifetime Subscriber
That was a good one.
It's not Jackie Chan...
By that logic, the Carrier mission would be full from everyone queueing for the "Experiencing Caliga" event.
UrbanDictionary - entry submission
"Experiencing Caliga" : An act so awesome and unnerving that no words can capture the full gestalt of agony and ecstasy. Can only be done once without permanent damage to the psyche.
CellarRat33 :: formerly Bsquared
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"The great thing about glory unending is that it's dirt cheap!" - Tateklys
From the Adventures of Thundrax (canadascott)
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I like cats :cool:.
UGC Campaign: The Coldblooded Scrolls
Caliga needs to be poked several times a day to prevent his armor from rusting. Him saying he hates it is clever use of reverse psychology.
Good-bye, DevSlayer title, you will be missed.
Still Waiting on: Archer and the Ultimate Ninja!
Any chance we can finally get the vibro sword laser sword skin?
"CO once had devs, but they all fled to STO and NW because they feared Caliga." -matixzon
Caliga bought the new helmet only because he needed a condom.
Caliga saw that there was a place that worhipped him... Turns out it was a Sandals resort.
Never sneak up on Caliga unless you're prepared for a trip to Japan by his Haymaker.
Caliga once performed every song by Skid Row with armpit noises.
Caliga farted so hard once, it cracked my back.
Busted out laughing in the middle of class reading this one.
Flare's guide to hosting and judging costume contests!
(link under construction)
You have now won this thread in my book.
Caliga had his Denliner pass revoked on the grounds that the Denliner kept flipping over almost every time he tried to step in... And the times he did get on, he drank a month's worth of coffee.
Caliga is the only person to have property on Mars. First discovered when a rover sent back pictures of a sauna sitting in a crater.
Caliga's the reason Sonic's gotta go fast.
Caliga was once asked to do the first touchdown kick after the grand opening of Millennium City's new stadium. The ball came back with stamps from all around the world - even Lemuria.
He doesn't need a Denliner pass anyway. Hitting a Gigabolt (lightning is fine too) at 88 mph with his haymaker allows him to travel through time.