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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    In her most famous posts Shev claimed that:

    - she's stalked by secret society og grefiers, following her in CO from other games
    - she's a victim of crime hate, because of not being native english speaker, thus chat banned
    - she was threatening Cryptic with calling lawyer because of it
    - and then, with calling FBI
    - also, GM's in CO are in conspiracy with said secret society of griefers
    - she's also stalked by lesbian psychopaths, hitting on her toons
    - and she will be hacking CO serwers and other players computers in revenge for everything
    - with her l33t photoshop skills!
    - and she will uninstall CO from all 120 computers owned by her parents (though apparently this one is at least partially believable if her parents indeed are internet cafe owners)

    In short - she's glorious.

    Damn that sounds like a plot from a Hideo Kojima game.

    Metal Gear Shev. Tactical Trollface Action.




    But yeah if CO ever lost Shev it be the deathnail for the game. Cryptic should list Shev in CO's features.
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    Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
    They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
    I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    meedacthunist shows the Heart of Darkness:

    In her most famous posts Shev claimed that:

    - she's stalked by secret society of grefiers, following her in CO from other games
    - she's a victim of crime hate, because of not being native english speaker, thus chat banned
    - she was threatening Cryptic with calling lawyer because of it
    - and then, with calling FBI
    - also, GM's in CO are in conspiracy with said secret society of griefers
    - she's also stalked by lesbian psychopaths, hitting on her toons
    - and she will be hacking CO serwers and other players computers in revenge for everything
    - with her l33t photoshop skills!
    - and she will uninstall CO from all 120 computers owned by her parents (though apparently this one is at least partially believable if her parents indeed are internet cafe owners)

    In short - she's glorious.

    Heh, hilarious...although it sounds awfully...13.

    And we have GMs???? :confused:
    'Dec out

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  • lucyinspacewithdiamondslucyinspacewithdiamonds Posts: 1,746 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    PG-13? :P
    In her most famous posts Shev claimed that:

    - she's stalked by secret society of grefiers, following her in CO from other games
    - she's a victim of crime hate, because of not being native english speaker, thus chat banned
    - she was threatening Cryptic with calling lawyer because of it
    - and then, with calling FBI
    - also, GM's in CO are in conspiracy with said secret society of griefers
    - she's also stalked by lesbian psychopaths, hitting on her toons
    - and she will be hacking CO serwers and other players computers in revenge for everything
    - with her l33t photoshop skills!
    - and she will uninstall CO from all 120 computers owned by her parents (though apparently this one is at least partially believable if her parents indeed are internet cafe owners)

    In short - she's glorious.

    Isn't that the bad guy from Skyfall? :P
  • haleakalahaleakala Posts: 449 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    In her most famous posts Shev claimed that:

    - she's stalked by secret society of grefiers, following her in CO from other games
    - she's a victim of crime hate, because of not being native english speaker, thus chat banned
    - she was threatening Cryptic with calling lawyer because of it
    - and then, with calling FBI
    - also, GM's in CO are in conspiracy with said secret society of griefers
    - she's also stalked by lesbian psychopaths, hitting on her toons
    - and she will be hacking CO serwers and other players computers in revenge for everything
    - with her l33t photoshop skills!
    - and she will uninstall CO from all 120 computers owned by her parents (though apparently this one is at least partially believable if her parents indeed are internet cafe owners)

    In short - she's glorious.

    Obviously delusional, there are no GM's in CO. Although, if there were, that they were involved in a conspiracy might be why they don't do anything. Hmmm
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  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    It's amazing how everyone jumped on Shev as if this person was the christmas present. O.o

  • pion01pion01 Posts: 758 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Heh, hilarious...although it sounds awfully...13.

    And we have GMs???? :confused:

    We do not, and anyone what told you otherwise is a bold-faced liar.
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    mrf0rz1 wrote: »
    It's amazing how everyone jumped on Shev as if this person was the christmas present. O.o

    Thing is though some of us are fond of Shev and want this issue fixed for her. The game would be less awesome without the crazy one.
    So hopefully the fact that one of the better known players has been buggered by account guard the devs will take notice and fix this mess.
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    Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
    They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
    I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
  • pion01pion01 Posts: 758 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I think we're all pretty fond of Shev.

    She's like our own little Harley Quinn.

    This is how I picture Shev.
  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I like Shev very much :3


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  • visionstorm01visionstorm01 Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    And we have GMs???? :confused:

    Why have GMs when we have a wonderful, automated chat ban system that does the job for them without having to pay anyone to do it?

    /trollface
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    nepht wrote: »
    Thing is though some of us are fond of Shev and want this issue fixed for her. The game would be less awesome without the crazy one.
    So hopefully the fact that one of the better known nut-jobs has been buggered by account guard the devs will take notice and fix this mess.

    fixed that :wink:
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  • lucyinspacewithdiamondslucyinspacewithdiamonds Posts: 1,746 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Yup, definitely the bad guy from Skyfall.
    haleakala wrote: »
    ...Although, if there were, that they were involved in a conspiracy might be why they don't do anything. Hmmm

    Yes, the only logical explanation I can think of is that they don't want to entertain you, don't need your money, and that they have their own reasons for not doing anything. ^_~
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    fixed that :wink:

    We are all nut-jobs here XD
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    Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
    They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
    I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited January 2013
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    'Dec out

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  • kylexiii#1660 kylexiii Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If one takes a moment to research they will discover that Shev is a troll on several internet forums.
    Anything you bother to do in an attempt to help the player is a pointless endeavour. The problem will mysteriously continue even after supplying the player with the appropriate information.
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    pyroluna wrote: »
    If one takes a moment to research they will discover that Shev is a troll on several internet forums.
    Anything you bother to do in an attempt to help the player is a pointless endeavour. The problem will mysteriously continue even after supplying the player with the appropriate information.
    Thanks for the warning, but we know about Shev. She's kind of fun to bait, though - her reactions are always so very predictable. :smile:
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  • cyronecyrone Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Entertainment returns!!

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  • gingervitosgingervitos Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    pyroluna wrote: »
    If one takes a moment to research they will discover that Shev is a troll on several internet forums.
    Anything you bother to do in an attempt to help the player is a pointless endeavour. The problem will mysteriously continue even after supplying the player with the appropriate information.

    Wow I did not know that.
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  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Are we having fun yet? :3


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  • pion01pion01 Posts: 758 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    klitty wrote: »
    Are we having fun yet? :3

    No. Not enough Shev.
  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    pion01 wrote: »


    No. Not enough Shev.

    You mean like a diet coke of Shev? Not Shevy enough? :biggrin:


    =^ _ ^= Kitty Lives!
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    klitty wrote: »
    You mean like a diet coke of Shev? Not Shevy enough? :biggrin:

    Never enough Shev.
    nepht_siggy_v6_by_nepht-dbbz19n.jpg
    Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
    They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
    I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
  • gingervitosgingervitos Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    nepht wrote: »
    Never enough Shev.

    You just like her cause if you stand next to her you look less stupid than you actually are.

    Git Gud M8!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Cause I'm worth it. Playing since 2009.
  • towershield#4714 towershield Posts: 1,208 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    -childish behavior-

    Seriously? The forums aren't zone chat.

    The report button can't be brought back fast enough.
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  • forutnefireforutnefire Posts: 477 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I love how this topic can be continued but other heated discussions on relevant material are shut down.
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  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I love how this topic can be continued but other heated discussions on relevant material are shut down.

    Yeah, I know.... Isn't this magical?

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  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Nonsensical goofiness is far less damaging to the tenor of the boards than serious heated discussions. Everyone should take a day and just be silly! :wink:
    'Dec out

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  • gingervitosgingervitos Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Seriously? The forums aren't zone chat.

    The report button can't be brought back fast enough.

    Dude your dont know what your talking about. Thats my real life sister. She is an idiot. This is fact. Example at the age of 25 she tried to get a plug that was stuck in the wall out via the medium of kitchen knife while the power was still on. The dumb **** got blew straight across the room. OH the many many many many tales of Nepht's dumb I could tell you like the time she tried to make a petrol power shopping cart that jape ended with a fence pole through her leg.
    And saying this thread is about the equally dumb Shev I'd say I'm so on topic. The question is what one is dumber?

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  • neuraldamageneuraldamage Posts: 590 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    pion01 wrote: »
    I think we're all pretty fond of Shev.

    Hell no. After taking waaaay too much crap from her in an alert PuG (still not sure why, but she was going to "have me banned" for only God and Shev knows what) she has earned Drop Alert on Sight status from me.

    Never again.... :eek:

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  • pion01pion01 Posts: 758 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    See, there's your problem; like Icarus, you flew too close to the object of terrible beauty and got burned.

    No no, my friend. The Shev you admire from afar, behind a protective screen, and with a therapist on speed dial.
  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Dude your dont know what your talking about. Thats my real life sister. She is an idiot.

    Ah, brothers, you gotta love 'em......or incinerate them.
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