1: Feed cats. 2: Feed self. 3: Check to see if servers are up. Nope. 4: Use restroom. 5: Wash car. 6: See if servers are up. Nope. 7: Wash motorcycle. 8: See vulcanmonk's suggestion for #8. 9: Check to see if servers are up. Nope. 10: Do taxes. 11: Feed hogs. 12: Play Russian roulette with cats. 13: Check to see if servers…