Banned for disrupting my regularly scheduled internet to the point that I had to be returned to it at a later time! NOW ALL MY INTERNET RELATED PLANS ARE RUINED!
Banned because one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. They then drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blind man. He saw it too.