This answer is full of win and truth. Here are the links to prove it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_(comics) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Iverson. And no where in your original statement did you say that you could not use outside sources, so once the correct answer was given you changed to rules to state…
Let me get this straight, you hit a deer and when the dealer was nice enough to give you a new headlight (see durango warranty excerpt below) you complain of unfair business practice and claim to have driven them out of business, for the dealer doing you a solid. Then on top of you abuse your status as a civil servant to…