...and WishStone should know. Puns and general word humor make up a huge stack of jokes in German.
As a huge fan of Piers Anthony and his Xanth novels (where puns not only are abundant, they sometimes take up whole pages, heh), I probably would be a fan of those jokes.
That said, Stormy's pun was kind of... week. :groan:
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Hold on a minute, isn't it 2am over there right now? Are you pulling an all-nighter?
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Unless the Devidians decide to return and degrade your holomatrix with triolic waves...
Then we'd see the forums being haunted by someone spamming bonnikins :eek:
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Think, R. Daneel Olivaw. Although not Star Trek, that android survived for tens of thousands of years, rebuilding himself, before his positronic brain ran out of space.
R. Daneel Olivaw is an android from several series of books by Isaac Asimov. He was first introduced in the book, I Robot. He was later in the Foundation series.
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Here's a further wrinkle: Hologram DStahl could just reach inside the android and mess something vital up - but Android DStahl only has to mess up the mobile emitter. Maybe the fight wouldn't last that long after all, unless you agreed to fight like gentlemen.
The answer is obviously clear: when Chuck Norris was invited to the Cryptic offices to play STO for the first time he opened a inter-dimensional rift after he round-house kicked in ecstasy from the thrill and joy of playing such a great game. This dimensional rift created a gateway between our world and the mirror universe, hence allowing mirror dstahl and others to exchange places with our dimension's versions. When they do this is when our versions sleep; but this is also when angry dstahl pops up on the forums and posts his rants at the QQing 12 year olds.
The rift is now a continuous portal through the dimensions, and in honor of Chuck's impressive feat they created the Captain's Table design that we see near ESD and Qo'nos.
Wouldnt the android dstal transfer his mind into another android body then blow up the ship to kill the hologram? seemed to work pretty well for data atleast...just sayin
Hold on a minute, isn't it 2am over there right now? Are you pulling an all-nighter?
Are you on eastern time? Because it shows it as a 2am post for me as well and I'm eastern time. I think it marks all posts in your time zone. When it says 2am for me, it's actually 11 PM for Daniel.
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Android Dan could go break the holoemiter for holo Dan
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Mirror DStahl didn't get enough rest and was assassinated by Mirror Salami_Inferno for being tired and weak. Mirror STO now has a new EP. Don't let that happen in this universe!
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
Why wouldn't the android just turn off the holoemitters?
Are you on eastern time? Because it shows it as a 2am post for me as well and I'm eastern time. I think it marks all posts in your time zone. When it says 2am for me, it's actually 11 PM for Daniel.
Shows 2 am for me as well, Mountain Time, which is 1 for him. I'm pretty sure the times it displays for me are accurate.
Edit: 100% certain, now. The time for my post matches the time on all the clocks (except the VCR). Maybe you have your account set to Mountain Time?
I think hologram dstahl would eventually win. At some point Android dstahl will decay into mush and he'll wish he could transfer his brain into a hologram. Although, he could always rebuild himself.
I'll have to think about that one.
LOL - I have this image of everyone running into dstahl's office and no one is there, but a moment later his holograms appears saying.
"Please state the nature of your gaming emergency."
You know, being a hologram certainly would have its advantages. Just think, the in-laws (or in Stahl's case, angry gamers) barge in and he just disappears for an hour or two.
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I lived in Germany for 6 years. German word humor is painful, but not as week (see what I did there?) as Stormy's pun.
We don't sleep.
Obviously he was able to transfer his being into his computer to do all his work in the blink of an eye >_> :eek:
As a huge fan of Piers Anthony and his Xanth novels (where puns not only are abundant, they sometimes take up whole pages, heh), I probably would be a fan of those jokes.
That said, Stormy's pun was kind of... week. :groan:
(j/k Stormy!)
Somehow that's degenerated in my head into a fist fight.
Android DStahl vs Hologram DStahl, who would win?
Who's with me????
:P
Seriously guys, for a small company you do a damn good job!!
Wouldn't they just stalemate each other for eternity
I'll have to think about that one.
Hold on a minute, isn't it 2am over there right now? Are you pulling an all-nighter?
And so does she! Zing!
Unless the Devidians decide to return and degrade your holomatrix with triolic waves...
Then we'd see the forums being haunted by someone spamming bonnikins :eek:
Think, R. Daneel Olivaw. Although not Star Trek, that android survived for tens of thousands of years, rebuilding himself, before his positronic brain ran out of space.
R. Daneel Olivaw is an android from several series of books by Isaac Asimov. He was first introduced in the book, I Robot. He was later in the Foundation series.
-Keppoch
Here's a further wrinkle: Hologram DStahl could just reach inside the android and mess something vital up - but Android DStahl only has to mess up the mobile emitter. Maybe the fight wouldn't last that long after all, unless you agreed to fight like gentlemen.
oh ha ha... I never thought about it *that* way.... I just assumed his leftover borg implants needed recharging now and then.
The rift is now a continuous portal through the dimensions, and in honor of Chuck's impressive feat they created the Captain's Table design that we see near ESD and Qo'nos.
It all makes sense now, does it not?
If you reach into the bag, you'll find dstahl's wallet: it's the one that says "bad *********er" on.
Are you on eastern time? Because it shows it as a 2am post for me as well and I'm eastern time. I think it marks all posts in your time zone. When it says 2am for me, it's actually 11 PM for Daniel.
...just gone midnight so night all
Android Dan could go break the holoemiter for holo Dan
Mirror DStahl didn't get enough rest and was assassinated by Mirror Salami_Inferno for being tired and weak. Mirror STO now has a new EP. Don't let that happen in this universe!
Why wouldn't the android just turn off the holoemitters?
Shows 2 am for me as well, Mountain Time, which is 1 for him. I'm pretty sure the times it displays for me are accurate.
Edit: 100% certain, now. The time for my post matches the time on all the clocks (except the VCR). Maybe you have your account set to Mountain Time?
Did you watch Pulp Fiction recently or something?
A holographic android trumps all.
LOL - I have this image of everyone running into dstahl's office and no one is there, but a moment later his holograms appears saying.
"Please state the nature of your gaming emergency."
Too much coffee = non-sequitr comments.
I was wrong. It shows my posts at Pacific time. So Daniel was up at 2 am. He must not have been able to sleep or was pulling an all nighter.
I still think that holo dstahl could last longer in the belly of some computer than android dstahl would over time.
much like how internet dstahl will still be around much after real dstahl is buried.