I'm rocking the homemade stroganoff and orange spice tea. I'm not really that hungry... But by all means, feel free to take some of the bananas.
And I find it funny that the only thing keeping Raven from doing horrible yet beautiful things to me or Haz is a perceived and completely false relationship between me and Haz. It's flattering, really. Flattering and slightly terrifying. Come on Raven, we can share!
...Ignore me, just trying to bring down my 'purity score' a bit.
I'm rocking the homemade stroganoff and orange spice tea. I'm not really that hungry... But by all means, feel free to take some of the bananas.
And I find it funny that the only thing keeping Raven from doing horrible yet beautiful things to me or Haz is a perceived and completely false relationship between me and Haz. It's flattering, really. Flattering and slightly terrifying. Come on Raven, we can share!
...Ignore me, just trying to bring down my 'purity score' a bit.
I'm still waiting for Raven to comment on my post about what does they want to know about me...
I'm still waiting for Raven to comment on my post about what does they want to know about me...
*muches on banana*
I think she fell asleep. Probably dreaming of either you, me or Haz. Or maybe all three of us.
And we're down to 58% purity rating! She'll kill me when she wakes up and sees this, but it's so worth it... At the very least, I'm getting revenge for the 'HazVan' comment.
I think she fell asleep. Probably dreaming of either you, me or Haz. Or maybe all three of us.
And we're down to 58% purity rating! She'll kill me when she wakes up and sees this, but it's so worth it... At the very least, I'm getting revenge for the 'HazVan' comment.
And back to work I go. Lunch break's over.
I'm an IT engineer so I am on the forums between 8.00 and 16.00 and then 8 - 8.30 in the evening.
Times like this I am glad my existance on here goes widely ignored.
President_Shinzon and Corban_Lewis.
They both have underscores in their names, so it's guaranteed to work! And Shinzon DID just complain about not being paired up, didn't he? Yep, that's what I got out of his post. :rolleyes:
They both have underscores in their names, so it's guaranteed to work! And Shinzon DID just complain about not being paired up, didn't he? Yep, that's what I got out of his post. :rolleyes:
Let's hope their happy.
I wonder what Ravenstein wants with me, though. Maybe she's got a thing for blondes with glasses...
Raven's relationships usually involve fire, tweezers, a retinal exam and emasculation. And that's only if she really likes you. Almost makes me glad she's already in a committed relationship. Otherwise, she'd go after me, and I don't have enough alcohol to dull the pain.
Raven's relationships usually involve fire, tweezers, a retinal exam and emasculation. And that's only if she really likes you. Almost makes me glad she's already in a committed relationship. Otherwise, she'd go after me, and I don't have enough alcohol to dull the pain.
Oh, and Haz? Still hate you.
I know you love me, buddy, but you gotta restrain yourself.
I'm IN a relationship.
Give it a couple of years, though. Our bromance will blossom and we'll live happily ever after.
Raven's relationships usually involve fire, tweezers, a retinal exam and emasculation. And that's only if she really likes you. Almost makes me glad she's already in a committed relationship. Otherwise, she'd go after me, and I don't have enough alcohol to dull the pain.
Oh, and Haz? Still hate you.
Wait....I thought that was me. Well, the emasculation part, and the scissors, and the sutures.
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Bananas? I'm intrigued and slightly disturbed. I want no part of the bananas, though.
Ahh yes, but they're free bananas - who's hungry?
I'm rocking the homemade stroganoff and orange spice tea. I'm not really that hungry... But by all means, feel free to take some of the bananas.
And I find it funny that the only thing keeping Raven from doing horrible yet beautiful things to me or Haz is a perceived and completely false relationship between me and Haz. It's flattering, really. Flattering and slightly terrifying. Come on Raven, we can share!
...Ignore me, just trying to bring down my 'purity score' a bit.
I'm still waiting for Raven to comment on my post about what does they want to know about me...
*muches on banana*
I think she fell asleep. Probably dreaming of either you, me or Haz. Or maybe all three of us.
And we're down to 58% purity rating! She'll kill me when she wakes up and sees this, but it's so worth it... At the very least, I'm getting revenge for the 'HazVan' comment.
And back to work I go. Lunch break's over.
I'm an IT engineer so I am on the forums between 8.00 and 16.00 and then 8 - 8.30 in the evening.
Chat is going to wreck your s*** for suggesting otherwise as well, when she sees this.
You know, in a mutual suicide pact, or something. We end up in one of these threads unironically, we off ourselves.
LOL! You're not the only one ...
Man and here I thought we had something special.
President_Shinzon and Corban_Lewis.
They both have underscores in their names, so it's guaranteed to work! And Shinzon DID just complain about not being paired up, didn't he? Yep, that's what I got out of his post. :rolleyes:
Let's hope their happy.
I wonder what Ravenstein wants with me, though. Maybe she's got a thing for blondes with glasses...
MycroftHolmes & Cappy's mallet.
Now MC can do the malleting.
The mallet is like the village bike, everyone has had a wack.
wait...
yes.
Thank you very much, but Mycroft has had plenty of whacking for this lifetime....
wait....that didn't come out right....
Rejected by both me and Khorak, and semi-rejected by Raven, all in the span of two days. Sucks to be you.
I see what you did there you forgot I am stalking you....you are trying to flush me out into the open! I see you...with my eyes.... :eek:
Bananas? Hm...would everyone else turn into bananas or would it just go bananas here? Not that it isn't already bananas here.
Let me fix that for you.
Rejected by Khorak, grudgingly accepted as your Heterosexual Life Partner, if not your bromosexual butt buddy, and #1 on Raven's list. :rolleyes:
I hate you. And the order of Raven's list doesn't really matter. She put both of us way before MG, but she seems to be more interested in him.
Hey man, don't be down 'cause she's shippin' herself with me before you.
And have some damn appreciation for the fact that you're before her on MY list.
Can't get no respect these days.
I ain't complaining....beats the "shhh newbie".
Quiet, Newbie.
Raven's relationships usually involve fire, tweezers, a retinal exam and emasculation. And that's only if she really likes you. Almost makes me glad she's already in a committed relationship. Otherwise, she'd go after me, and I don't have enough alcohol to dull the pain.
Oh, and Haz? Still hate you.
I know you love me, buddy, but you gotta restrain yourself.
I'm IN a relationship.
Give it a couple of years, though. Our bromance will blossom and we'll live happily ever after.
My, Grandma, what big eyes you have.
Wait....I thought that was me. Well, the emasculation part, and the scissors, and the sutures.