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To whom it may concern, within the Federation.
I am Rahhmi Starchaser, a Romulan Starfleet Captain. We are currently tasked with monitoring the peacekeeping situation between Risa's main residents "Trolls" and "erpists".
but I'm not here to talk about that... I'm here to discuss the recent Lohlunat event.
A large group of residents who live on the Suraya Bay Beach that you've all recently trashed are very unhappy with the plethora of tourists that flock to the beach once a year, completely disrespect our rules and local customs, and further go on to bring their rather BAD Earth Spacedock or Sector Space drivel into our usually clean [Zone] chat.
These offenses would be met with strict determination however due to the Perfect World initiative and the rogue Q-like being Navi haunting the beach, we are unable to solve the problems.
It is due to this that I am reaching out on behalf of Risans who live there the year round to request formally that our Cryptic Overlords install a sign with a list of rules, the most important of which is "No Dags on the Becah". While many mock this colloquialism, It is very important to the continued state of things as Dags leave excrement which polutes our beaches as tourists refuse to clean up after it... most of said excrement is affectionately referred to as "drool" by most Humans, and further chase the Caitians who live there.
Birds, Robots, and the rather polite Snowmen are just fine, however these Dags have created serious issues in the past, not to mention bringing disease and allergies.
Furthermore, We believe that all of these tourists should begin paying an entrance fee to come to the planet as they pollute our beaches, inflate our economy with their chancebox money, and generally invade our social hangouts making it somewhat difficult to engage in our daily routines and social qualms.
Local businesses such as Lorelai's curio Shoppe, a well respected mom-n-pop style hut right at the edge of Dead Girl's Beach saw ZERO Profits during the tourist season due to the monopoly caused by the perfect world floater initiative.
Forgetting the active community in this manner cannot, and should not continue as something MUST be done!
-Rahhmi Starchaser, on behalf of the Risan locals.
I am Rahhmi Starchaser, a Romulan Starfleet Captain. We are currently tasked with monitoring the peacekeeping situation between Risa's main residents "Trolls" and "erpists".
but I'm not here to talk about that... I'm here to discuss the recent Lohlunat event.
A large group of residents who live on the Suraya Bay Beach that you've all recently trashed are very unhappy with the plethora of tourists that flock to the beach once a year, completely disrespect our rules and local customs, and further go on to bring their rather BAD Earth Spacedock or Sector Space drivel into our usually clean [Zone] chat.
These offenses would be met with strict determination however due to the Perfect World initiative and the rogue Q-like being Navi haunting the beach, we are unable to solve the problems.
It is due to this that I am reaching out on behalf of Risans who live there the year round to request formally that our Cryptic Overlords install a sign with a list of rules, the most important of which is "No Dags on the Becah". While many mock this colloquialism, It is very important to the continued state of things as Dags leave excrement which polutes our beaches as tourists refuse to clean up after it... most of said excrement is affectionately referred to as "drool" by most Humans, and further chase the Caitians who live there.
Birds, Robots, and the rather polite Snowmen are just fine, however these Dags have created serious issues in the past, not to mention bringing disease and allergies.
Furthermore, We believe that all of these tourists should begin paying an entrance fee to come to the planet as they pollute our beaches, inflate our economy with their chancebox money, and generally invade our social hangouts making it somewhat difficult to engage in our daily routines and social qualms.
Local businesses such as Lorelai's curio Shoppe, a well respected mom-n-pop style hut right at the edge of Dead Girl's Beach saw ZERO Profits during the tourist season due to the monopoly caused by the perfect world floater initiative.
Forgetting the active community in this manner cannot, and should not continue as something MUST be done!
-Rahhmi Starchaser, on behalf of the Risan locals.
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i agree
Oh mang, I didn't know it was *that* bad. Come on everyone, let's do this thing!
It's actually worse than you think, and it's being kept out of the news because they didn't want to scare off the tourists. unfortunately only the Cryptic overlords in the Risan Government and the Federation profit from the Lohlunat Festival, the locals simply have a mess to clean up at their own expense.
P.S. Raise the instance cap back up for Risa.
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I still need to check all the island for destroyed equipment. And I saw, that all of the tiny animals are distracted and run around in circles, because the tourists feed them garbage and try to steal their children!
The officers should be removed from active duty, until they learn, that they should behave like at home and to respect the environment.
Additionally it looks like the shop near the beam platform was robbed, nothing at display anymore.
Kusakabe Misao, Risa Safety Officer
I did enter some of the events, and they were fun! At first, that is. Apparently there are stray temporal anomalies scattered everywhere as I was leading in the race one moment and behind the next. Like being tied to an anchor by a rubber band.
Obviously as a summer resort there are things requiring repair. Like the fabric of time/space.
As one of the unfortunate species of the most FABULOUS Gorn, and current leading member of the Gorn Initiative part 2, regarding the FABULICATION of the beaches and crystal clear waters of Risa, I fully support this initiative.
For alas, when I was but a wee Gorn lad, I contracted the disease known as Risian Scabies. If it weren't for the quick thinking of an, unfortunate for him, science officer within' the Federation, I would not being the being of radiant FABULOUSNESS that I am today. Thanks to the heartwarming dedication of my brethren within' the Federation and the Klingon Empire, I am fully able to oversee the day to day operations and safety of the regular denizens of Risa.
Within' my post atop the pier, I shall continue my due diligence, enforcing the peace-keeping mission of the few of us that are left. To ensure the safety of all and to Boldly go Where no Denizen has Gone Before!
I am Traarbot and I approve this message and initiative.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'