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Ban floaters from Risa!

burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
in Star Trek Online General Discussion
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As you can see, the floaters can and will malfunction, resulting in poor captains and holidaygoers plunging to their deaths - This horrible example having fallen directly into a firepit - While safe except for bruises thanks to the DN-TAL brand anti-Risa EVA Suit, imagine this horror if it had been a barely dressed lifeform (as per most Risagoers) would have been horribly broken and burned beyond recognition

Won't someone please think of the children and save them from this skybound menace?!?

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  • seriousdaveseriousdave Member Posts: 2,777 Arc User
    Who needs floaters anyway. Just get good, like this guy:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOIqiKVsSY0
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    Haha! #that'snotafloater
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  • saurializardsaurializard Member Posts: 4,404 Arc User
    While safe except for bruises thanks to the DN-TAL brand anti-Risa EVA Suit
    That's what tends to happen when you use the placebo effect. People can become reckless thinking they're safe, only contributing in either nearly or fully removing themselves from the gene pool.
    #TASforSTO
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  • ltminnsltminns Member Posts: 12,572 Arc User
    We are all doomed on Risa anyway. The whole place is an Undine Trap. One of the Risian pop-up Dialog boxes NPC looks suspiciously like Dr. Cooper. :o
    'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
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  • postagepaidpostagepaid Member Posts: 2,899 Arc User
    My reaction to the OP's screenshot was oh god they've let jarjar abrams loose in sto's lighting settings.
  • killer1986chriskiller1986chris Member Posts: 382 Arc User
    Ban dancing, I pulled a leg muscle doing the leg kick :(
  • ssbn655ssbn655 Member Posts: 1,894 Arc User
    seriousdave wrote: »
    Who needs floaters anyway. Just get good, like this guy:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOIqiKVsSY0

    Heck I was able to dance on air with my KDF toons.
  • postinggumpostinggum Member Posts: 1,117 Arc User
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDIojhOkV4w
  • feiqafeiqa Member Posts: 2,410 Arc User
    postinggum wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDIojhOkV4w

    Sounds good to me. Better safety than you get on most cars today.

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    Network engineers are not ship designers.
    Nor should they be. Their ships would look weird.
  • wylonuswylonus Member Posts: 471 Arc User
    dont forget, in ancient days of risains use virgins for volcano gods, so, maybe there is few cultists are using firepit to appease the fire gods.
  • meimeitoomeimeitoo Member Posts: 12,594 Arc User
    burstorion wrote: »
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    As you can see, the floaters can and will malfunction,


    Actually, I can't see much of anything at all, in there. By the goddess, man, turn down your brightness!
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  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    Don't worry, I executed the photographer for incompetence

    That reminds me, Risas cloaked cleaning exocomps do a great job - no mess left except a tiny singe mark on the sand...
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
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    OP, My Rommie Engineer has the following solution to prevent such an unfortunate incident from recurring. Open the maintenance access panel just below the starboard forward thruster and adjust the regulator flowchip for the repulsor field up to 0.995 gravities. Next, retune the Inlet Guide Vanes for the primary and secondary low speed compressors. To get them to compensate for the additional humdity in and around the resort areas. The higher moisture content of the atmosphere on Risa can lead to compressor stalls and combustion shockwaves (a.k.a. 'flameouts') within the tertiary combustion chambers. Which could lead to the end result your screen grab showed us.

    Or, you could simply try playing the game whilst sober once in awhile, lol
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  • baddmoonrizinbaddmoonrizin Member Posts: 10,901 Community Moderator
    crashdragon wrote: »
    Play sober!? What are you, a lunatic?!

    I need 3 vodka's and Coke just to get past the log in!

    I laughed out loud at this. :lol:
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  • allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    Can we just nuke the whole planet? Give me my admiralty token first, then blow the planet into oblivion.
  • wag61283wag61283 Member Posts: 109 Arc User
    Hey just remember what happens on Risa stays there
  • sadorsador Member Posts: 93 Arc User
    thunderfoot006 wrote: »
    OP, My Rommie Engineer has the following solution to prevent such an unfortunate incident from recurring. Open the maintenance access panel just below the starboard forward thruster and adjust the regulator flowchip for the repulsor field up to 0.995 gravities. Next, retune the Inlet Guide Vanes for the primary and secondary low speed compressors. To get them to compensate for the additional humdity in and around the resort areas. The higher moisture content of the atmosphere on Risa can lead to compressor stalls and combustion shockwaves (a.k.a. 'flameouts') within the tertiary combustion chambers. Which could lead to the end result your screen grab showed us.

    Or, you could simply try playing the game whilst sober once in awhile, lol
    Damn it, that actually made sense...
    From one Starfleet Engineer to another, cheers! ;P

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  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    crashdragon wrote: »
    wag61283 wrote: »
    Hey just remember what happens on Risa stays there

    Until I release the notes on what happened to Quark Publishing.

    You wouldn't do that... you are 'loyal' after all, right? :wink:
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  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    wylonus wrote: »
    dont forget, in ancient days of risains use virgins for volcano gods, so, maybe there is few cultists are using firepit to appease the fire gods.

    Well, they did solve the problem quite elegantly. No virgins, no sacrifices. o:)
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
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    What? No virgins on Risa? With this crowd being there? You gotta be kidding me, right?
    "Male Star Trek Fan" has long been considered an excellent alternate spelling for "virgin". >:)
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  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    Okay, puny mortals. I'll come clean about that whole virgins and volcanos thing. There was ONE party, just one. Somebody messed with the sign that said "Virgins go here", it even had a helpful arrow pointing and all. Not my fault that the one time I impersonated a volcano god a dumb virgin walked right into the thing. It's a PR nightmare !
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  • burstorionburstorion Member Posts: 1,750 Arc User
    crashdragon wrote: »
    burstorion wrote: »
    crashdragon wrote: »
    wag61283 wrote: »
    Hey just remember what happens on Risa stays there

    Until I release the notes on what happened to Quark Publishing.

    You wouldn't do that... you are 'loyal' after all, right? :wink:

    Your get your 10% for those pictures.

    Works for me -looks away, whistling whilst planning to blame it on vorgon hackers-
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    burstorion wrote: »
    crashdragon wrote: »
    burstorion wrote: »
    crashdragon wrote: »
    wag61283 wrote: »
    Hey just remember what happens on Risa stays there
    Until I release the notes on what happened to Quark Publishing.
    You wouldn't do that... you are 'loyal' after all, right? :wink:
    Your get your 10% for those pictures.
    Works for me -looks away, whistling whilst planning to blame it on vorgon hackers-
    *Accidentally re-integrates Burstorion with his counterpart from an alternate timeline where the Ferengi were conquered by the Jaradans*
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