"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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So @crashdragon is saying he's reading the forum's on his phone?
Bergins, when they was wrong.
Crash, when the computer started up.
Oh! Oh! I've got this one...
"Bergins, when they was wrong" translates to "Never" and "Crash, when the computer started up" translates to "Waits" so the two passes together means Crash is waiting for never to arrive!
I'm getting the hang of this stuff, don'cha think?
"Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD." - Spock
Often, when I see people posting this sequence of dialogue in response to an announcement, I am tempted to make fun of them. So this thread makes me happy.
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"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
His eyes opened!
Support 90 degree arc limitation on BFaW! Save our ships from looking like flying disco balls of dumb!
Temba, his arms wide!
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
My character Tsin'xing
I would pay more for a Children of Tama translation, especially if including voice overs.
Oh! Oh! I've got this one...
"Bergins, when they was wrong" translates to "Never" and "Crash, when the computer started up" translates to "Waits" so the two passes together means Crash is waiting for never to arrive!
I'm getting the hang of this stuff, don'cha think?
My character Tsin'xing
Translation:
"Bergins is Hot Stuff."
My character Tsin'xing