Deader than a redshirt after the 5 year mission. Launcher still stuck on "Trying to connect to patchserver"
"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
Ah, well, never explain the joke, and never joke about 90's D&D stuff on non-D&D forum, I guess...
But just for the pedantry sake, a poster I was replying to compared STO and NW tweets, and thought NW one was at least funny (because it mentioned Boo...) and I made an overly nerdy joke based on that.
I'd wager that the Falconer fellow isn't actually disconnected from the Collective, and he broke into the Cryptic server room and started pulling out cords.
"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
Lol, the ddos guy again, 6 yrs and these ppl cant get it together, first day of vacation and it's the "ddos" guy again. Wonder why all the yrs ive played mmos with millions of other subscribers not one of them was a ddos genius. Cryptic and their ddos guy.
No "Cryptic" means that guy, it'l be posted soon im sure if it already hasn't been, wonder where this guy or someone like him was all these yrs in other mmos. Wait for it, it cannot possibly be Cryptic, it's the ddos guy.
And someone posted this guy said somewhere it's him until 10 AM Pacific tomorrow?. Youd think they'd find a way to get around this guy, imagine the Zen sales that aren't going through. state of the game, lol.
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Deader than a redshirt after the 5 year mission. Launcher still stuck on "Trying to connect to patchserver"
"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
Acc to the blog, It's him until 10 am pacific tomorrow.
Ah, well, never explain the joke, and never joke about 90's D&D stuff on non-D&D forum, I guess...
But just for the pedantry sake, a poster I was replying to compared STO and NW tweets, and thought NW one was at least funny (because it mentioned Boo...) and I made an overly nerdy joke based on that.
"He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."