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Scheduled Maintenance [Decemeber 22nd, 2015]

Greetings Captains!

We will be having our holiday scheduled maintenance tomorrow 12/22 at 7AM PDT for 2 1/2 hours. We will be just performing a shard restart, so there are no patch notes. Unless I start making them up. You don't want that to happen.

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  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    *trys to imagine what Trendy could come up with for patch notes...*
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Here's a couple of "Patches" for ya...

    https://youtu.be/Dpjs9nEBVOQ
    https://youtu.be/M_LQ4_MhDu4
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  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    ... dang, the 24th is the best time for downtime, I'm not here!
  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    tousseau wrote: »
    *trys to imagine what Trendy could come up with for patch notes...*

    Bacon added to Replicator? lol
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 Arc User
    Have a soul patch.

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  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    Mmmm... sexah...
  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    @betayuya
    Make it chocolate covered bacon and ya got a deal...
  • lindalefflindaleff Member Posts: 3,734 Arc User
    @pwlaughingtrendy, Admit it. This patch is to make all the ESD and First City NPCs be dressed up as Santa.
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  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    While the Romulans get the cold shoulder?
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Orion bacon pancakes!
    sov42 wrote: »
    Have a soul patch.

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    Did you watch that episode? It's not a soul patch, it's a goatee of evil. He tried to shave it off but it grew back on it's own. :p
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  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    Orion bacon pancakes!

    hold the leola root hehe
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  • tempus64tempus64 Member Posts: 806 Arc User
    hmmm.. No fix to the WW FF race exploit? Very surprised.
  • tasshenatasshena Member Posts: 542 Arc User
    Orion bacon pancakes!
    sov42 wrote: »
    Have a soul patch.

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    Did you watch that episode? It's not a soul patch, it's a goatee of evil. He tried to shave it off but it grew back on it's own. :p

    This. So totally this. Having watched all the ones he was in. :p​​
  • unclegoldieunclegoldie Member Posts: 263 Arc User
    lindaleff wrote: »
    @pwlaughingtrendy, Admit it. This patch is to make all the ESD and First City NPCs be dressed up as Santa.

    ...And all of the ships flying by outside the windows will be pulled by reindeer.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 Arc User
    Did you watch that episode? It's not a soul patch, it's a goatee of evil. He tried to shave it off but it grew back on it's own. :p

    I know, it is a goatee, but came up under searching for soul patches. :P Don't hassle my hoff. lol
  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    sov42 wrote: »
    Did you watch that episode? It's not a soul patch, it's a goatee of evil. He tried to shave it off but it grew back on it's own. :p

    I know, it is a goatee, but came up under searching for soul patches. :P Don't hassle my hoff. lol

    ^^
    this is for real. goggle it lmao
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  • arthour07arthour07 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    I wonder... What's a 'Shard Restart'? O.o Are they putting things on a new server or something?
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  • lindalefflindaleff Member Posts: 3,734 Arc User
    ...And all of the ships flying by outside the windows will be pulled by reindeer.
    Yes! Done!
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  • shadowwraith77shadowwraith77 Member Posts: 6,395 Arc User
    Orion bacon pancakes!
    sov42 wrote: »
    Have a soul patch.

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    Did you watch that episode? It's not a soul patch, it's a goatee of evil. He tried to shave it off but it grew back on it's own. :p

    Even Michael Knight had to contend with Terrans at some point, this is clearly his evil counterpart!
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  • therealgurutherealguru Member Posts: 155 Arc User
    Looks like they already make party in Cryptic offices and pple drinks already too much ;):lol:
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  • dentheman1dentheman1 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    arthour07 wrote: »
    I wonder... What's a 'Shard Restart'? O.o Are they putting things on a new server or something?

    A "shard" is cryptics for server! ;)
  • gradiigradii Member Posts: 2,824 Arc User
    Servers appear to still be down.

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    Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
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    He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
    He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
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  • jcswwjcsww Member Posts: 6,830 Arc User
    arthour07 wrote: »
    I wonder... What's a 'Shard Restart'? O.o Are they putting things on a new server or something?

    Why retire the two networked 486 DX2's they manage to keep them barely running?! :P
  • dolour79dolour79 Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    Thats 3 downtimes interferring with the highest population density areas primetime in 6 days.
    Congratz, the guy whos in charge of the poory planned and awfully performed maintainance shedule(2 1/2h for a shard restart? seriously?)
    obviously doesent inherit a role that matches his "skills" (whatever those might be, the described maintainance shedule apparently isnt one of em).
    This isnt 1999 anymore guys, and its NOT acceptable by todays standards.
  • baracchusbaracchus Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    I have a free day today and I can't log in, how depressing to find out. :(
  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    it makes complete sense, it's a "shard reset" of Star Trek Offline, could it be any more obvious? lol
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  • tome85tome85 Member Posts: 31 Arc User
    Looks like they already make party in Cryptic offices and pple drinks already too much ;):lol:
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    I don't think they drank coffee though!
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  • gavriil1983gavriil1983 Member Posts: 73 Arc User
    every time there's maintenance for an mmo, there's always "I'm so darn mad that this happened" posts. It is never going to be convenient for everyone. it happens. GET OVER IT. Besides, it's better than them letting it become so un maintained that the servers don't even function at all.
  • chilleulechilleule Member Posts: 23 Arc User
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  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
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