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Winterworld conspiracy

The snow men are angry but they have a reason.


The snowmen are the good guys trying to retake their land from a bad batch of cannaible gingerbread people who sought out Q's help to gather a mercanary army equiped with special weapons to fight the snow men so they would have dominion over the land.

No doubt Q impersonated a deity of some sort and had a gingerbread baby sacrificed to him by the evil gingerbread people.

It makes enough sense not to be not true D:

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  • sunseahlsunseahl Member Posts: 827 Arc User
    Don't you mean a Baby Snackrifice?​​
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  • jade1280jade1280 Member Posts: 868 Arc User
    sunseahl wrote: »
    Don't you mean a Baby Snackrifice?​​

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  • seriousdaveseriousdave Member Posts: 2,777 Arc User
    Or: the snowmen are actually breen without their suits in their natural shape. :o

    The breen need cold environments, nobody ever saw what they look like, some tasks in the winter horror land are carried out by friendly breen in their suits (probably deserters), the event ships are all breen (probably stolen by the deserters when they left their goverment) and there are the assimilated snowmen which are in fact assimilated breen.

    So at the current state there is a 3-faction war going on there. The gingerbread people who are probably Q's creation (because he thought it was funny and/or was bored) and eventually settled there, the "real" breen who want to conquer and ensalve them and of course the collective who also tries to gain control by assimilating the stronger faction (snowman/breen).
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Lemme get this straight - you're telling me the Snowmen are the Good Guys and the Gingerbreaders are the villains?
    What proof do you have? Other than the colonization of a small portion of the 'Real World' by the Gingerbreaders?
    And if this is your proof, then how do you explain last year's war? When the Gingerbreaders still only occupied a pocket universe? And why, if this pocket universe is the...ahem, "native territory" of the Gingerbreaders, did the Snowmen attack them there first? Before the Gingerbreaders expanded their own territorial control?

    There are three sides to the story here - The Gingerbreader's, the Snowmen, and the Truth. As Starfleet officers, our first duty is to the Truth. Something said by a somewhat successful Captain sometime in the recent past. And that Truth is both races were genetically engineered by a being with godlike powers for the idle amusement of another group of people he has a very unhealthy interest in.

    I say this: A pox on both their Houses! Let us melt the Snowmen to make Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. and drink this whilst eating all the Gingerbreaders! Who's with me for a war about winning some tasty treats to fend off winter's chill?

    rabble-rabble-rabble!

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  • bobbydazlersbobbydazlers Member Posts: 4,534 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    I love gingerbread men, especially when I dunk them in a steaming hot cup of tea, YUM YUM!

    we actually bought a gingerbread house last crimbo that was held together with icing sugar, that was really delicious.
    Lemme get this straight - you're telling me the Snowmen are the Good Guys and the Gingerbreaders are the villains?
    What proof do you have? Other than the colonization of a small portion of the 'Real World' by the Gingerbreaders?
    And if this is your proof, then how do you explain last year's war? When the Gingerbreaders still only occupied a pocket universe? And why, if this pocket universe is the...ahem, "native territory" of the Gingerbreaders, did the Snowmen attack them there first? Before the Gingerbreaders expanded their own territorial control?

    There are three sides to the story here - The Gingerbreader's, the Snowmen, and the Truth. As Starfleet officers, our first duty is to the Truth. Something said by a somewhat successful Captain sometime in the recent past. And that Truth is both races were genetically engineered by a being with godlike powers for the idle amusement of another group of people he has a very unhealthy interest in.

    I say this: A pox on both their Houses! Let us melt the Snowmen to make Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. and drink this whilst eating all the Gingerbreaders! Who's with me for a war about winning some tasty treats to fend off winter's chill?

    rabble-rabble-rabble!

    sounds like a good plan, count me in.

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  • tarran61tarran61 Member Posts: 827 Arc User
    tacofangs wrote: »
    I was the contractor for the Gingerbread Village. The Snow People traded their land for a handful of colorful sprinkles. The Gingerbread People have all rights to their land. That valley wasn't even being used by the Snow People previously . . .

    All of our Gingerbread Structures are built to the UGBC's (United Gingerbread Building Commisions) Building code, using the requisite amount of frosting in all joints. I am confident that their buildings will sustain up to Category 4 Ice Shells that the Snoverlord deals out.

    Taken from
    arcgames.com/en/forums/startrekonline#/discussion/1208887/new-gingerbread-village
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  • szimszim Member Posts: 2,503 Arc User
    An external power who wants the whole cake for themselves and hires a mercenary army to do the dirty work for them? While at the same time portraying themselves as the good guys? That sounds - so familiar. Where have I heard this before...?
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Wot? Wot?! Wot's all this?! Forum Overlord Tacofangs providing aid and comfort to an imperialistic conquering force against the indigenous rightful possessors of said land? After swindling said indigenous rightful possessors of said land into trading ownership of a portion of their native habitat for less than a ha'penny's worth of shiny baubles?

    Forum Overlord Tacofangs wrote:
    I was the contractor for the Gingerbread Village. The Snow People traded their land for a handful of colorful sprinkles. The Gingerbread People have all rights to their land. That valley wasn't even being used by the Snow People previously . . .

    All of our Gingerbread Structures are built to the UGBC's (United Gingerbread Building Commisions) Building code, using the requisite amount of frosting in all joints. I am confident that their buildings will sustain up to Category 4 Ice Shells that the Snoverlord deals out.


    Oh, the arrogance! I, Sirrah, am outraged! Outraged, I say! I am spluttering all over my newly waterproofed keyboard at the thought that you, of all people, would commit such a heinous and nefarious scheme! This, Sirrah, means I am going to write a very firm letter to Trendy over your actions! Very firm, I tell you! We'll see who has the last laugh here, Sirrah! And we will see it post haste! Harrumph!

    Note to any gingerbreaders who may read this: Might wanna have an independent inspection of those joints. If he'll snooker the snowmen, then he has no qualms at all about gigging gingerbreaders. :smiley:
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  • kyrrokkyrrok Member Posts: 1,352 Arc User
    tacofangs wrote: »
    I was the contractor for the Gingerbread Village. The Snow People traded their land for a handful of colorful sprinkles. The Gingerbread People have all rights to their land. That valley wasn't even being used by the Snow People previously . . .

    All of our Gingerbread Structures are built to the UGBC's (United Gingerbread Building Commisions) Building code, using the requisite amount of frosting in all joints. I am confident that their buildings will sustain up to Category 4 Ice Shells that the Snoverlord deals out.

    Sustain Category 4 Ice Shells? Those Gingerbread houses can't even take a little huffing and puffing that the snow overlord does. That village was built by incompetent contractors, using rotted out wood, expired gingerbread, and other substandard materials, and all performed with little to no real effort to do the job right. :D I think the Gingerbread folks should just move out and get a refund on all the property they bought. =)
  • storulesstorules Member Posts: 3,286 Arc User
    jade1280 wrote: »
    The snow men are angry but they have a reason.


    The snowmen are the good guys trying to retake their land from a bad batch of cannaible gingerbread people who sought out Q's help to gather a mercanary army equiped with special weapons to fight the snow men so they would have dominion over the land.

    No doubt Q impersonated a deity of some sort and had a gingerbread baby sacrificed to him by the evil gingerbread people.

    It makes enough sense not to be not true D:

    Kinda similar thread to:

    arcgames.com/en/forums/startrekonline#/discussion/1209299/righting-a-grave-injustice

    Deserves same answer or topic merged:

    The original Q winter wonderland did not have ANY gingerbread village nor even snow borgs.

    The very first one wonderland had only the native snowman and the breen on it. So there was no good or bad guys. The breen and the snowmen were there...way before any Q' gingerbread or the borg who were brought after. To make it a more complicated event... there was even the Jem Hadar...(see lake video below).

    The ice borg and Q's gingerbread men were just added to the conflict of a free for ALL land.

    2011 First Winter event...No gazebo and YES a Jemmie ship way before any gingerbread men:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hiig1WKTXk

    Some more on the events for those who werent here during the early years:
    http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Wonderland​​
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  • royalsovereignroyalsovereign Member Posts: 1,344 Arc User
    kyrrok wrote: »
    tacofangs wrote: »
    I was the contractor for the Gingerbread Village. The Snow People traded their land for a handful of colorful sprinkles. The Gingerbread People have all rights to their land. That valley wasn't even being used by the Snow People previously . . .

    All of our Gingerbread Structures are built to the UGBC's (United Gingerbread Building Commisions) Building code, using the requisite amount of frosting in all joints. I am confident that their buildings will sustain up to Category 4 Ice Shells that the Snoverlord deals out.

    Sustain Category 4 Ice Shells? Those Gingerbread houses can't even take a little huffing and puffing that the snow overlord does. That village was built by incompetent contractors, using rotted out wood, expired gingerbread, and other substandard materials, and all performed with little to no real effort to do the job right. :D I think the Gingerbread folks should just move out and get a refund on all the property they bought. =)

    That's what happens when you don't hire a snarchitect to look out for the interests of the gingerbread people. Unscrupulous contractors will take a mile if you give 'em an inch! :smiley:
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  • minababeminababe Member Posts: 182 Arc User
    Wot? Wot?! Wot's all this?! Forum Overlord Tacofangs providing aid and comfort to an imperialistic conquering force against the indigenous rightful possessors of said land? After swindling said indigenous rightful possessors of said land into trading ownership of a portion of their native habitat for less than a ha'penny's worth of shiny baubles?

    Spoken like someone who's clearly a victim of Gingerbread Guilt! Imperialism? Indigenous snowman? Bah, go back to your Cultural Marxist 101 class, hippie!
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  • bernatkbernatk Member Posts: 1,089 Bug Hunter
    jade1280 wrote: »
    The snow men are angry but they have a reason.


    The snowmen are the good guys trying to retake their land from a bad batch of cannaible gingerbread people who sought out Q's help to gather a mercanary army equiped with special weapons to fight the snow men so they would have dominion over the land.

    No doubt Q impersonated a deity of some sort and had a gingerbread baby sacrificed to him by the evil gingerbread people.

    It makes enough sense not to be not true D:

    Problem is Q corrupts your little evil heart with a T6 breen dread.

    Otherwise I would be ok to dethrone Q or even banish him back to Continuum.

    See kids, this is how corruption works...
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  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    As I've said in a few other threads, my theory is that Q is mocking our captains for the whole Kobali-Vaadwaur thing.

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