Keep Seba away from elders.
Never give Scimitar Barbie a T5U Scimitar.
Give Omega a pic of Lara Khan each day or he gets mad.
Do not give Giovanni Star Trek ship models, he breaks them all.
Never let Ric use Formal Wear on a female character. never.
Do not let Hannibal stand in front of Ric ingame when he's using a female character.
Keep Minimax away from playing Romulans.
Keep Edna away from Geko and STO Devs.
Keep DDIS away from AtB.
Never let Jacob log on his KDF profile.
Do not give Spalato Ionic Turbulence.
Never say Nando that you use less than 9 points in EPS, Thrusters, Maneuvers and Targeting in an escort or he becomes a terrorist. Or that Ric's stole his skill tree for real.
Keep Lourens away from Google Translate and ships with a Commander Engineering.
Keep Neepa away from Particle Manipulator.
Never challenge Elite Scorpion Fighter's shuttlecraft.
Keep Shak away from a Contortrix.
Do not let Sax discover that Giovanni is not a policeman.
Never let Sal get an Orion female Boff. Not even if he gets to Diplomacy T4. Never.
Keep Lucho away from drain builds.
Never let Deokkent RP.
Keep Ryiott away from playing tacs.
Avoid firing on Colonelkira's Recluse. It's useless.
Keep feeding Lag's Teamspeak hamster. Yesterday it died.
Keep feeding CSI's Forums hamsters. No really do it.
Neutronic Torpedo is fine as it is.
Defiant is OP.
Keep HOBO away from discovering new haxes.
ESD Zone chat shall be closed.
Lag's best fleet ever.
This list represents reality from an objective point of view.
continues... as I remember names
Do not let l'inda decloack vape you
Nothing else to see here, move on.
Or add your line to this already highly dangerous thread, lol.
Ric + Gio = hax
Lag best fleet
All your star trek ship models belong to me
Ric, too much drugs?
Gio
Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
--
"What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
--
"What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Right never ask Lourens to borrow 100mil EC or he might kill me.
Do not tell anyone that Lourens had his unkillable Obelisk killed by a Ric's lucky ram crit.
Do not tell anyone that Lourens still bullies Ric on TS even if they have the same rank.
Do not donate dilithium in fleet projects, someone else will do it, likely, someday.
Do not talk with Barbie on TS if his roomer is with him, else you hear disconnected sentences with the "DPS" word, possibly broken glasses, flying chairs, an AK47 firing.
Do not make Parker return in charge of starbase fleet projects. I need control of them for obvious reasons.
No one shall know that in Lag Head of Depts can self-promote to the highest rank and cause havoc on TS.
No one shall know that Ric's rage quitted from Ker'rat once.
Do not let HoBO get aboard Drozana Station.
Remember to give Zero of Nine a pair of cannons.
Do not tell anyone that Gio's accessed Ric's account and changed his ship names.
Do not tell anyone that Gio's got kicked from TS by Ric after this.
No one shall know what happens on Lara Khan's bridge some nights. Except Sal. >.>
Do not let Edna and Spalato farm together. They would keep erping forever.
Do not use FBP if you're running Dyson Rep +Beam consoles or you'll be hated day and night.
Do not talk about Defiant if Ric's online.
Faeht barrel rolls but it doesn't barrel roll.
Gorn intelligence bridge officers do not make ANY sense as they have the stealth of an armchair.
Do not ask for EC to L'inda. He might gift it to you.
Barrel rolling Scimitars, Obelisks, Odyssey, Bulwark make complete sense if compared to this thread. lol
Do not put me and lourens in the same TS room, things can degenerate quickly. Blood stains and broken arms were found days later.
Always try to sell a Scimitar pack in ESD.
Never ask yourself what Ric does with Sal and his female toon. Really, i was there, DON'T.
Never tell ric that i renamed one of his toons' BOffs.
Never call a toon "Geko", your love for little lizards might get you banned.
Always remember that csi a la dauntles.
Never put Edna and Geko in the same room.
Never put Kell and Naz in the same room.
Never put Riccardo and Mini in the same room, they might vape eachother.
Never follow Mr. X's targets, his reactions can be quite hilarious.
Do not tell anyone that i went to play KDF after i was begged to switch sides as i was killing all the KDFs.
Do not tell Ric that the Phantom is better than the Defiant.
Remember to tell Nando STO gameplay isn't only jumping on the exchange.
Never tell anyone that there's a room full of dead TS hamsters in Lag's fleet starbase.
A Hierarchy Intel bridge officer makes no sense aswell, but at least he looks like a potato.
Lara Khan (ric)'s cat has seen things humans can only imagine...
Ric has a hidden passion for ERPing in STO. This is why he is amazed by Formal Wear.
Never tell scimitar barbie that the users Riccardo and Riccardo171 that got in his channel and stayed silent were me and Omega.
Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
--
"What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
--
"What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Do not let sharx get a neutronic torpedo
Remember Edna to keep feeding his geko pet
The amount if times you use TIF is inversely proportional to your friend list.
Square root of Plasma Lance is broken because it's broken^2.
Remember Cryptic that Engineering Lvl 15 crafting trait awards a Torpedo trait.
More to come on this statement.
A statement.
Yet another statement.
CSI's forum hamsters are in politics. That's why things are going wrong in there.
CE still rolls to Ionic Turbulence.
Donate Duty Officers to Fleet projects, you little greedy provision leechers.
You can possibly create a character without a name
You can create a Fed Klingon, but you can't create a KDF Human #logic
use /walk 1 with a female character and Formal Wear. It rocks.
Kick Omega from Lag from time to time
put a bullet in the Epohh Romulan Researcher's head in Q's Wonderland
buy frosted boots for all your characters
If you use Ionic Turbulence 3, you're a bad person
Never let Hanni and Ric get on a livestream with Smirk
Naz can kick just fine even after his operation
never listen to the Eclipse trait sound unless you want to get mad
Giovanni thought that people are idiots if they buy a Guardian standalone, nevertheless he bought one standalone.
Gio also uses a Phantom with polaron weapons for no friggin reason.
Nando prefers to buy a pizza slicer instead of an Intrepid "because it's OP".
Override can't be used on T5U ships
Edna misses mini
I play hide and seek on the Intrepid bridge "because I can" (eRPing too much lately).
Forum PvP shall be developed.
CSI Forums hamsters turned from dead to zombies. Well it's an improvement.
Club 47 nights at the PvPers table are restricted to professionals-only. If you're a PvEr or still learning PvP don't bother coming, you wouldn't understand.
Do not give Lara a Nerve Tonic.
No ok give one to her trust me.
Nando was at Club 47 night because he had too much lag to PvP. Still, he was moving just fine.
Klingons can't get on ESD. Yeah.
Nando, Gio and Anderson are all Santa Claus.
If you have to go back in time to recover a Nerve Tonic, DO IT!
Edna killed the bartender because he wasn't giving out free drinks.
Gio also uses a Phantom with polaron weapons for no friggin reason.
Nando prefers to buy a pizza slicer instead of an Intrepid "because it's OP".
1) Iso Cannon is enough for a reason??
2) scryer's OPness seems enough to trash the friggin Intrepid.
(*500th post, yaaay*)
Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
--
"What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Comments
Ric + Gio = hax
Lag best fleet
All your star trek ship models belong to me
Ric, too much drugs?
Gio
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Could it be a coincidence that I studied philosophy yesterday?
P.S: Quick! Give me my daily Lara! you still wanna go at warp speed...
Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
And remember to not fk with The Sisko!
RCK (a.k.a. "Evul Jacob")
(T5U) scimitar Barbie... Everything else is just a toy!
if you got orian problems i feel bad for you son, i got AtB, but they want me to have none :eek:
you bet. :cool:
www.startrek-pornline.de
-=Hannibal - Inner Circle PvP-Department=-
Hannibal's YouTube PvP-channel (under construction)
More Inner Circle PvP-Action worth watching from: Hank, Mira Theng and Zimbilimbim
Noooooooooooo ahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah!
Should be noted the cat watching happily.
and btw everything true in that post lol
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Right never ask Lourens to borrow 100mil EC or he might kill me.
Do not tell anyone that Lourens had his unkillable Obelisk killed by a Ric's lucky ram crit.
Do not tell anyone that Lourens still bullies Ric on TS even if they have the same rank.
Do not donate dilithium in fleet projects, someone else will do it, likely, someday.
Do not talk with Barbie on TS if his roomer is with him, else you hear disconnected sentences with the "DPS" word, possibly broken glasses, flying chairs, an AK47 firing.
Do not make Parker return in charge of starbase fleet projects. I need control of them for obvious reasons.
No one shall know that in Lag Head of Depts can self-promote to the highest rank and cause havoc on TS.
No one shall know that Ric's rage quitted from Ker'rat once.
Do not let HoBO get aboard Drozana Station.
Remember to give Zero of Nine a pair of cannons.
Do not tell anyone that Gio's accessed Ric's account and changed his ship names.
Do not tell anyone that Gio's got kicked from TS by Ric after this.
No one shall know what happens on Lara Khan's bridge some nights. Except Sal. >.>
Do not let Edna and Spalato farm together. They would keep erping forever.
Do not use FBP if you're running Dyson Rep +Beam consoles or you'll be hated day and night.
Do not talk about Defiant if Ric's online.
Faeht barrel rolls but it doesn't barrel roll.
Gorn intelligence bridge officers do not make ANY sense as they have the stealth of an armchair.
Do not ask for EC to L'inda. He might gift it to you.
Barrel rolling Scimitars, Obelisks, Odyssey, Bulwark make complete sense if compared to this thread. lol
Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
Do not put me and lourens in the same TS room, things can degenerate quickly. Blood stains and broken arms were found days later.
Always try to sell a Scimitar pack in ESD.
Never ask yourself what Ric does with Sal and his female toon. Really, i was there, DON'T.
Never tell ric that i renamed one of his toons' BOffs.
Never call a toon "Geko", your love for little lizards might get you banned.
Always remember that csi a la dauntles.
Never put Edna and Geko in the same room.
Never put Kell and Naz in the same room.
Never put Riccardo and Mini in the same room, they might vape eachother.
Never follow Mr. X's targets, his reactions can be quite hilarious.
Do not tell anyone that i went to play KDF after i was begged to switch sides as i was killing all the KDFs.
Do not tell Ric that the Phantom is better than the Defiant.
Remember to tell Nando STO gameplay isn't only jumping on the exchange.
Never tell anyone that there's a room full of dead TS hamsters in Lag's fleet starbase.
A Hierarchy Intel bridge officer makes no sense aswell, but at least he looks like a potato.
Lara Khan (ric)'s cat has seen things humans can only imagine...
Ric has a hidden passion for ERPing in STO. This is why he is amazed by Formal Wear.
Never tell scimitar barbie that the users Riccardo and Riccardo171 that got in his channel and stayed silent were me and Omega.
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
Remember Gio he mustn't read my mind. That's a violation of privacy.
Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
Definitely ..
*** R.I.P. ***
Remember Edna to keep feeding his geko pet
The amount if times you use TIF is inversely proportional to your friend list.
Square root of Plasma Lance is broken because it's broken^2.
Remember Cryptic that Engineering Lvl 15 crafting trait awards a Torpedo trait.
More to come on this statement.
A statement.
Yet another statement.
CSI's forum hamsters are in politics. That's why things are going wrong in there.
CE still rolls to Ionic Turbulence.
Donate Duty Officers to Fleet projects, you little greedy provision leechers.
You can possibly create a character without a name
You can create a Fed Klingon, but you can't create a KDF Human #logic
use /walk 1 with a female character and Formal Wear. It rocks.
http://i.imgur.com/o3dusAq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/3H7L9ZF.png
http://i.imgur.com/KscfLHc.gif
Keep Lara away from nerve tonics! Nerve tonics are bad...
Well, not really e.e
Remember to...
GIVE HER MOAAAAAAAAAAR NERVE TONICS! :P
Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
Kick Omega from Lag from time to time
put a bullet in the Epohh Romulan Researcher's head in Q's Wonderland
buy frosted boots for all your characters
If you use Ionic Turbulence 3, you're a bad person
Never let Hanni and Ric get on a livestream with Smirk
Naz can kick just fine even after his operation
never listen to the Eclipse trait sound unless you want to get mad
Giovanni thought that people are idiots if they buy a Guardian standalone, nevertheless he bought one standalone.
Gio also uses a Phantom with polaron weapons for no friggin reason.
Nando prefers to buy a pizza slicer instead of an Intrepid "because it's OP".
Override can't be used on T5U ships
Edna misses mini
I play hide and seek on the Intrepid bridge "because I can" (eRPing too much lately).
Forum PvP shall be developed.
CSI Forums hamsters turned from dead to zombies. Well it's an improvement.
Club 47 nights at the PvPers table are restricted to professionals-only. If you're a PvEr or still learning PvP don't bother coming, you wouldn't understand.
Do not give Lara a Nerve Tonic.
No ok give one to her trust me.
Nando was at Club 47 night because he had too much lag to PvP. Still, he was moving just fine.
Klingons can't get on ESD. Yeah.
Nando, Gio and Anderson are all Santa Claus.
If you have to go back in time to recover a Nerve Tonic, DO IT!
Edna killed the bartender because he wasn't giving out free drinks.
1) Iso Cannon is enough for a reason??
2) scryer's OPness seems enough to trash the friggin Intrepid.
(*500th post, yaaay*)
we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet