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riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
edited December 2014 in PvP Gameplay
Keep Seba away from elders.
Never give Scimitar Barbie a T5U Scimitar.
Give Omega a pic of Lara Khan each day or he gets mad.
Do not give Giovanni Star Trek ship models, he breaks them all.
Never let Ric use Formal Wear on a female character. never.
Do not let Hannibal stand in front of Ric ingame when he's using a female character.
Keep Minimax away from playing Romulans.
Keep Edna away from Geko and STO Devs.
Keep DDIS away from AtB.
Never let Jacob log on his KDF profile.
Do not give Spalato Ionic Turbulence.
Never say Nando that you use less than 9 points in EPS, Thrusters, Maneuvers and Targeting in an escort or he becomes a terrorist. Or that Ric's stole his skill tree for real.
Keep Lourens away from Google Translate and ships with a Commander Engineering.
Keep Neepa away from Particle Manipulator.
Never challenge Elite Scorpion Fighter's shuttlecraft.
Keep Shak away from a Contortrix.
Do not let Sax discover that Giovanni is not a policeman.
Never let Sal get an Orion female Boff. Not even if he gets to Diplomacy T4. Never.
Keep Lucho away from drain builds.
Never let Deokkent RP.
Keep Ryiott away from playing tacs.
Avoid firing on Colonelkira's Recluse. It's useless.
Keep feeding Lag's Teamspeak hamster. Yesterday it died.
Keep feeding CSI's Forums hamsters. No really do it.
Neutronic Torpedo is fine as it is.
Defiant is OP.
Keep HOBO away from discovering new haxes.
ESD Zone chat shall be closed.
Lag's best fleet ever.
This list represents reality from an objective point of view.

continues... as I remember names
Do not let l'inda decloack vape you



Nothing else to see here, move on.
Or add your line to this already highly dangerous thread, lol.

Sincerely, Ric & Gio. :P
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  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Quoted 100%

    Ric + Gio = hax
    Lag best fleet
    All your star trek ship models belong to me

    Ric, too much drugs?
    Gio
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
    --

    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
    --
    Operation Dingo 1977

  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I had to do something during the maintenance.
    Could it be a coincidence that I studied philosophy yesterday?
  • capitainomegacapitainomega Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Keep Ric away from Deep Space 9. Some serious DS9-dipendence problem here.

    P.S: Quick! Give me my daily Lara! :D you still wanna go at warp speed...
    ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
    Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Keep Ric away from Deep Space 9. Some serious DS9-dipendence problem here.

    P.S: Quick! Give me my daily Lara! :D you still wanna go at warp speed...

    And remember to not fk with The Sisko!
  • rck01rck01 Member Posts: 808 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I shall make you pay for your insolence, Mr. Riccardo...just a soon as I finish downloading this friggin' 1GB "patch!" :(

    RCK (a.k.a. "Evul Jacob")
  • bethshepardbethshepard Member Posts: 92 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    But it barrel roles!!! What entire explanation justified .
    (T5U) scimitar Barbie... Everything else is just a toy!
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  • dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    i'd like to see you try :eek:
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  • dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Sorry but I'm too shy...I even throw off the bridge Deokkent to be alone with the chicks...:D

    if you got orian problems i feel bad for you son, i got AtB, but they want me to have none :eek:
  • usshannibalusshannibal Member Posts: 379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Do not let Hannibal stand in front of Ric ingame when he's using a female character.

    you bet. :cool:

    www.startrek-pornline.de
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    -=Hannibal - Inner Circle PvP-Department=-
    Hannibal's YouTube PvP-channel (under construction)
    More Inner Circle PvP-Action worth watching from: Hank, Mira Theng and Zimbilimbim
  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited October 2014

    Noooooooooooo ahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah! :D

    Should be noted the cat watching happily.
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  • nandospcnandospc Member Posts: 1,260 Arc User
    edited October 2014
  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Adding, always ask lourens for a hundred mil. :D
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
    --

    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
    --
    Operation Dingo 1977

  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    giotariz wrote: »
    Adding, always ask lourens for a hundred mil. :D

    Right never ask Lourens to borrow 100mil EC or he might kill me.
    Do not tell anyone that Lourens had his unkillable Obelisk killed by a Ric's lucky ram crit.
    Do not tell anyone that Lourens still bullies Ric on TS even if they have the same rank.
    Do not donate dilithium in fleet projects, someone else will do it, likely, someday.
    Do not talk with Barbie on TS if his roomer is with him, else you hear disconnected sentences with the "DPS" word, possibly broken glasses, flying chairs, an AK47 firing.
    Do not make Parker return in charge of starbase fleet projects. I need control of them for obvious reasons.
    No one shall know that in Lag Head of Depts can self-promote to the highest rank and cause havoc on TS.
    No one shall know that Ric's rage quitted from Ker'rat once.
    Do not let HoBO get aboard Drozana Station.
    Remember to give Zero of Nine a pair of cannons.
    Do not tell anyone that Gio's accessed Ric's account and changed his ship names.
    Do not tell anyone that Gio's got kicked from TS by Ric after this.
    No one shall know what happens on Lara Khan's bridge some nights. Except Sal. >.>
    Do not let Edna and Spalato farm together. They would keep erping forever.
    Do not use FBP if you're running Dyson Rep +Beam consoles or you'll be hated day and night.
    Do not talk about Defiant if Ric's online.
    Faeht barrel rolls but it doesn't barrel roll.
    Gorn intelligence bridge officers do not make ANY sense as they have the stealth of an armchair.
    Do not ask for EC to L'inda. He might gift it to you.
    Barrel rolling Scimitars, Obelisks, Odyssey, Bulwark make complete sense if compared to this thread. lol
  • capitainomegacapitainomega Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Remember to tell Nandos he can do something better than simply jumping on the exchange. :D
    ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
    Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Remember to...

    Do not put me and lourens in the same TS room, things can degenerate quickly. Blood stains and broken arms were found days later.
    Always try to sell a Scimitar pack in ESD.
    Never ask yourself what Ric does with Sal and his female toon. Really, i was there, DON'T.
    Never tell ric that i renamed one of his toons' BOffs.
    Never call a toon "Geko", your love for little lizards might get you banned.
    Always remember that csi a la dauntles.
    Never put Edna and Geko in the same room.
    Never put Kell and Naz in the same room.
    Never put Riccardo and Mini in the same room, they might vape eachother.
    Never follow Mr. X's targets, his reactions can be quite hilarious.
    Do not tell anyone that i went to play KDF after i was begged to switch sides as i was killing all the KDFs.
    Do not tell Ric that the Phantom is better than the Defiant.
    Remember to tell Nando STO gameplay isn't only jumping on the exchange.
    Never tell anyone that there's a room full of dead TS hamsters in Lag's fleet starbase.
    A Hierarchy Intel bridge officer makes no sense aswell, but at least he looks like a potato.
    Lara Khan (ric)'s cat has seen things humans can only imagine...
    Ric has a hidden passion for ERPing in STO. This is why he is amazed by Formal Wear.
    Never tell scimitar barbie that the users Riccardo and Riccardo171 that got in his channel and stayed silent were me and Omega.
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
    --

    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
    --
    Operation Dingo 1977

  • brle1950brle1950 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Oh come on, no Borg dance contest and no erping with Edna? :eek::confused:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Next patch...
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
    --

    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
    --
    Operation Dingo 1977

  • capitainomegacapitainomega Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    giotariz wrote: »
    Remember to...

    Remember to tell Nando STO gameplay isn't only jumping on the exchange.

    Remember Gio he mustn't read my mind. That's a violation of privacy.
    ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
    Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
  • grandpadxxgrandpadxx Member Posts: 342
    edited October 2014
    nandospc wrote: »
    epic thread, 10/10

    and btw everything true in that post lol :D


    Definitely .. :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    T'lilu SCI. / Dxxdavid TAK. / STO Inner Circle
    *** R.I.P. ***
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  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Do not let sharx get a neutronic torpedo
    Remember Edna to keep feeding his geko pet
    The amount if times you use TIF is inversely proportional to your friend list.
    Square root of Plasma Lance is broken because it's broken^2.
    Remember Cryptic that Engineering Lvl 15 crafting trait awards a Torpedo trait.
    More to come on this statement.
    A statement.
    Yet another statement.
    CSI's forum hamsters are in politics. That's why things are going wrong in there.
    CE still rolls to Ionic Turbulence.
    Donate Duty Officers to Fleet projects, you little greedy provision leechers.
    You can possibly create a character without a name
    You can create a Fed Klingon, but you can't create a KDF Human #logic
    use /walk 1 with a female character and Formal Wear. It rocks.
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  • wast33wast33 Member Posts: 1,855 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    ...underestimate transphasics-torps on roms and bops in general.... plz :cool:
  • capitainomegacapitainomega Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Remember to...
    Keep Lara away from nerve tonics! Nerve tonics are bad...
    Well, not really e.e

    Remember to...
    GIVE HER MOAAAAAAAAAAR NERVE TONICS! :P :D
    ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
    Omega is rainbow, pls nerf.
  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Remember to... part 2

    Kick Omega from Lag from time to time
    put a bullet in the Epohh Romulan Researcher's head in Q's Wonderland
    buy frosted boots for all your characters
    If you use Ionic Turbulence 3, you're a bad person
    Never let Hanni and Ric get on a livestream with Smirk
    Naz can kick just fine even after his operation
    never listen to the Eclipse trait sound unless you want to get mad
    Giovanni thought that people are idiots if they buy a Guardian standalone, nevertheless he bought one standalone.
    Gio also uses a Phantom with polaron weapons for no friggin reason.
    Nando prefers to buy a pizza slicer instead of an Intrepid "because it's OP".
    Override can't be used on T5U ships
    Edna misses mini
    I play hide and seek on the Intrepid bridge "because I can" (eRPing too much lately).
    Forum PvP shall be developed.
    CSI Forums hamsters turned from dead to zombies. Well it's an improvement.
    Club 47 nights at the PvPers table are restricted to professionals-only. If you're a PvEr or still learning PvP don't bother coming, you wouldn't understand.
    Do not give Lara a Nerve Tonic.
    No ok give one to her trust me.
    Nando was at Club 47 night because he had too much lag to PvP. Still, he was moving just fine.
    Klingons can't get on ESD. Yeah.
    Nando, Gio and Anderson are all Santa Claus.
    If you have to go back in time to recover a Nerve Tonic, DO IT!
    Edna killed the bartender because he wasn't giving out free drinks.
  • giotarizgiotariz Member Posts: 652 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Remember to... part 2

    Gio also uses a Phantom with polaron weapons for no friggin reason.
    Nando prefers to buy a pizza slicer instead of an Intrepid "because it's OP".

    1) Iso Cannon is enough for a reason??
    2) scryer's OPness seems enough to trash the friggin Intrepid.


    (*500th post, yaaay*)
    Sad Pandas PvP - Starfleet Dental Member - Lag Industries Leader
    --

    "What a time it was, with all the world against us, what a time it was... When all we did seemed wrong,
    we've broken all our bonds, but life kept going on, what a time, what a time it was..." - Clem Tholet
    --
    Operation Dingo 1977

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