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Most unfortunate DOFF names

predconpredcon Member Posts: 478 Arc User
edited August 2014 in The Academy
What's the more hilarious names you've seen appended to your DOFFs? For example, I once acquired a Security Officer named "Pork". The Benzite DOFFs seem to have the largest concentration of almost-malicious monikers, with names like "Ferked" and "Nardpud".
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  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The most unfortunate I have ever come across was a certain Vulcan male of green quality whose name began with "P" and was the word use to name a certain male *ahem* appendage.
    It was so unfortunate in fact, that it was patched out by cryptic. Iirc, the patch notes said something along the lines of "removed an unfortunately named Vulcan duty officer.".
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  • daqheghdaqhegh Member Posts: 1,490 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    One time a guy posted a screenshot of a DOff named "TRIBBLE," and another guy had "F'uk."
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  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    daqhegh wrote: »
    One time a guy posted a screenshot of a DOff named "TRIBBLE," and another guy had "F'uk."

    Beat you to it. Btw, is it just me or is the forum being uber slow atm?
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  • khanrebornkhanreborn Member Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    on one of kdf characters I have a lethean named Taco.
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  • terrebus2terrebus2 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    My KDF currently has a male Reman named TRIBBLE. The hover text when linking it is priceless "has a 35% chance to jump to an additional target"
  • jam3s1701jam3s1701 Member Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Seen a white called p'hiss a gorn

    Sh'hit was another
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  • peetapipmacpeetapipmac Member Posts: 2,131 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    terrebus2 wrote: »
    My KDF currently has a male Reman named TRIBBLE. The hover text when linking it is priceless "has a 35% chance to jump to an additional target"

    This one literally made me fall off my chair.





    Ouch...
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  • latiasracerlatiasracer Member Posts: 680 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    http://i.imgur.com/785fSEz.png

    See if you can spot it!
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  • woodwhitywoodwhity Member Posts: 2,636 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Pun.

    /10chars
  • turbomagnusturbomagnus Member Posts: 3,479 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I've had a couple; Gorn weapons officer named 'Hit', Tellarite diagnostic engineer named 'Sega'...
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  • gabrielinwestmingabrielinwestmin Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I had one called "Bleed"
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  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    oh that made me laugh, hard
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Vulcan chef named Top.

    A few Deltans with really long and very difficult to pronounce names.
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  • futurepastnowfuturepastnow Member Posts: 3,660 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Doctor Lethal, M.D.
  • szerontzurszerontzur Member Posts: 2,724 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I've got a purple female Orion named "TRIBBLE" that seems to show up every other assignment - she seems to get a lot of work in. Also on that character is a combat medic of a boff who came with the name "Notemo"; Needless to say, I keep them away from sharp cutting objects and trained them in Vascular Regenerator ASAP.


    On the opposite end of the spectrum, I've got a Nausicaan Research Scientist named "Skill" who's been showing his namesake quite often with the new crafting system.
  • pompoulusspompouluss Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Anybody who's watched The Sopranos is going to look twice at 'Gumarre'.
  • isvarnaisvarna Member Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I have a Female Tellarite Tractor Beam Officer on my roster named Sad. Funny thing is she is smiling in her portrait.
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  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Had a tactical officer named Placeholder. Funny mostly cause you know any redshirt named Placeholder is gonna die on an away mission for sure.
  • captainpetey001captainpetey001 Member Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Believe it or not, I once had a common DOff named "Gofuq." I kid you not.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    It's more funny than unfortunate, but I have a Vorta researcher named "Kilya". :D
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  • t0xsick2t0xsick2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    There are two gorn, both white and green quality that go by the name of "s#it"
  • arabaturarabatur Member Posts: 410 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I have a Benzite called H(o)mo.
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  • maobemaobe Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    There´s a Vulcan green Doff named "Spack", which in German is a Word like "Douchebag" :P:D
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  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'll mention a BOFF here since it's pretty related.

    I bought a Rigelian female Engineering BOFF from the exchange a couple months ago. She apparently goes by the name "Aynil".

    I kept her name.
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  • riccardo171riccardo171 Member Posts: 1,802 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I got one called TRIBBLE. :P
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I have a very rare purple Romulan doff named "Dicrok"
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Vulcan male nurse named Puss.
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  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I seem to be more in the case of "doff's who's names are unpronounceable gibberish."

    ie, I've got a cell ship doff who's name is "Aaaj"


    And don't even get me started on the Reman doff (Featured Episode version) I've got on one toon: Xisefzukut.
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  • vendincevendince Member Posts: 296 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Then there's my blue Vulcan biologist named Vumit. That's just unfortunate.
  • nyx219nyx219 Member Posts: 207 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    On my KDFs, some of the DOFFs that give me a good chuckle are:
    Gorn security officer S'Korr (and boy, does he score contraband like nobody's business)
    Orion Matter-Antimatter Specialist Vole
    Klingon Geologist Moral
    Ferasan FDO S'Irr
    Gorn Matter-Antimatter Specialist Shaag
    Gorn Astrometrics Scientist Shotaas & his brother, Photonic Studies Scientist Shot.

    On my Feds/Fed-Allied, the giggle-worthy include:
    Tellarite Maintenance Engineer Cart
    Betazoid Explosives Expert by the oh-so-funny name of Ded
    Karemma Warp Theorist Horenose
    Vulcan Quartermaster Tulosak (say it syllable by syllable, lol)
    Tellarite Quartermaster Baad
    Vulcan Security Officer Skin
    Ferengi Botanist TRIBBLE
    Tellarite Projectile Weapons Officer Brat

    And my favorite, Bajoran Projectile Weapons Officer (wait for iiit) Puw Turre
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