Hailing all Captains!
I'll be catching a departing runabout to
Risa tomorrow morning, and will be on the pleasure planet until Monday 3/31!
I'll be relaxing in steam pools in Suraya Bay, taking my jet-pack through some aerial race courses to get my Lohlunat, and most importantly, I will get getting my horga'hn on! Time to put on my Picard Robe and Shorts combo and get some sun. Mmmmmm, next gen future fabric swimsuit.
I sure hope they have Space Captain Morgan on Risa
No worries about the world of STO though, LaughingTrendy will be here to cover for me while I am away. If you need anything, she will be happy to help where she can, and make sure you keep an eye out for News Posts and Forum Updates from her, as our weekly scheduled blogs will all still be coming out with great news on upcoming content, events, and much more! Maybe even some cameos from Admiral BranFlakes!
See you when I get back everyone!
~CaptainSmirk
Comments
I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
I know LaughingTrendy may not make the items but I'm sure noise can be made internal to sto.
Hey, that's right!
Why are we missing an important staple food?
Why don't we have Baconator Tribbles?
Glaring oversight, I tell you...
Link: How to PM - Twitter @STOMod_Bluegeek
Did you break the game before you left?
( but at least we get laughingtrendy )
Let Smirk enjoy his love life his way.
Meanwhile, please accept this...uh..."massage"...as a a token of my appreciation for your art and work on the game. I am your adoring slave, Master Tacofangs!
-we are Q-ically transported to Risa-
Risa? You have shore leave... And you choose to go to Risa?
Srsly, what is WITH people and Risa! I mean, if I could go anywhere I wanted on shore leave, it'd be Andoria. -continues ranting as an attractive Orion walks by; my gaze follows and my argument trails off-
LAST ONE TO THE POOL'S A ROTTEN TARG EGG! (Targs have eggs, right? WELL THEY DO NOW!)
I know. Everyone wants Risa. Whats wrong with Casperia Prime?
we had our cakes and pies, but i fear trendy has secretly scoffed on the bacon in the meantime, perhaps has now cruelly denied us our bacon butties.
Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
My character Tsin'xing
Uh-huh, travel safe. *Calls Tal Shiar* uh-huh. Yep, he's going to Risa. All right. Uh-huh, good luck *hangs up* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S ALL MINE, WORFFAN AND ORGANICMAN!
YOU TRIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!
*calls Undine to kill the Tal Shiar*
NOW SMIRK SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!! ONLY MINE!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Calls Tal Shiar, Klingons, Gorn, Orions, Humans, Remans, Romulans, Borg, Nausicaans, Risians, Vulcans, Andorians, Betazoids, Bolians, Breen, ferengi, Changelings, Jem hadar, Jedi, Sith, Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans* NOW HE IS MINE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!! YOU'LL NEVER STOP MEEEEE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*wakes up, sees all this madness and thinks to himself*
"Wow all this people fighting over one person. uuuuugh"
*gets the chills*
*walks to the control panel and Calls Q*
"Yeah, Q? yes yes, hey listen bro, things are getting out of hand, seems like Smirks gone to Risa, and everyone trying to capture him and claim him as theirs, oh no, I know that would start a Quadrant war and I am too busy to take care of that, so, yeah yeah, that is why I called you, think you can do that? Awesome.. Thanks again Q..."
*ends transmission*
"Well, there we go, all fixed"
*Q snaps his fingers and makes Smirk Disappear for 3 days*
*goes back to bed*
*Calls Q* Awww, thanks Q. NOW SMIRK IS MINE! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!!!!
*calls Lady Q*
Thank you, Ma'am. Now Smirk is mine FOREVER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
:cool:
I anticipated that, and bribed lady Q to give me Smirk. Now I have him FOREVER!
Yes, Mistress! May I please have Smirk forever? I love him soooooo much!
No. We hailed. This is Trek. We don't ring.
Unless you use your android phone.
TRIBBLE Hydra! Hail Janeway!
To do so would mean a place in the Continuum. Ha! A mortal such as yourself should be thankful of my mere presence in your dimension!
/Q
:P
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYOOOUUUU :mad::mad::mad:
Smirk belongs to me. And as soon as I have the flight ticket and figure out where the office is, Smirk will experience what love means coming from an European. And when he still feels the waves rushing through his body, I will search for Bran...