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CaptainSmirk off to shoreleave on Risa!

pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
edited March 2014 in Ten Forward
Hailing all Captains!

I'll be catching a departing runabout to Risa tomorrow morning, and will be on the pleasure planet until Monday 3/31!

I'll be relaxing in steam pools in Suraya Bay, taking my jet-pack through some aerial race courses to get my Lohlunat, and most importantly, I will get getting my horga'hn on! Time to put on my Picard Robe and Shorts combo and get some sun. Mmmmmm, next gen future fabric swimsuit.

I sure hope they have Space Captain Morgan on Risa :)

No worries about the world of STO though, LaughingTrendy will be here to cover for me while I am away. If you need anything, she will be happy to help where she can, and make sure you keep an eye out for News Posts and Forum Updates from her, as our weekly scheduled blogs will all still be coming out with great news on upcoming content, events, and much more! Maybe even some cameos from Admiral BranFlakes!

See you when I get back everyone!

~CaptainSmirk
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  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Fly safe! :)
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Have fun, Smirk! Try the Aldebaran Whiskey; it packs a punch, but it is SO worth it. :cool:
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Have a safe flight :D. Enjoy the holiday!!
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • robdmcrobdmc Member Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I don't know. I have concerns about LaughingTrendy. We keep getting teased about bacon yet I do not see any progress to give it to us in game. My captain wants some but all we get is teased. At this point I'm holding LaughingTrendy personally responsible to spear head those efforts internally to get this item in game for my characters to eat.

    I know LaughingTrendy may not make the items but I'm sure noise can be made internal to sto.
  • bluegeekbluegeek Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    robdmc wrote: »
    I don't know. I have concerns about LaughingTrendy. We keep getting teased about bacon yet I do not see any progress to give it to us in game. My captain wants some but all we get is teased. At this point I'm holding LaughingTrendy personally responsible to spear head those efforts internally to get this item in game for my characters to eat.

    I know LaughingTrendy may not make the items but I'm sure noise can be made internal to sto.

    Hey, that's right!

    Why are we missing an important staple food?

    Why don't we have Baconator Tribbles?

    Glaring oversight, I tell you...
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  • ducklesworthducklesworth Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Hailing all Captains!

    I'll be catching a departing runabout to Risa tomorrow morning, and will be on the pleasure planet until Monday 3/31!

    I'll be relaxing in steam pools in Suraya Bay, taking my jet-pack through some aerial race courses to get my Lohlunat, and most importantly, I will get getting my horga'hn on! Time to put on my Picard Robe and Shorts combo and get some sun. Mmmmmm, next gen future fabric swimsuit.

    I sure hope they have Space Captain Morgan on Risa :)

    No worries about the world of STO though, LaughingTrendy will be here to cover for me while I am away. If you need anything, she will be happy to help where she can, and make sure you keep an eye out for News Posts and Forum Updates from her, as our weekly scheduled blogs will all still be coming out with great news on upcoming content, events, and much more! Maybe even some cameos from Admiral BranFlakes!

    See you when I get back everyone!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    Did you break the game before you left?
  • z3ndor99z3ndor99 Member Posts: 1,391 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Well have fun capinsmirk and remember what happens on risa stays on risa ( unless you sleep with q ), oh and admiral branflakes! He will steal a thread, disobey direct orders, attack and steal a klingon thread all to be a captain like you, why? Don't let them do anything that gets you out of that ( community mangers ) chair! Catch you later smirk miss you already.....

    ( but at least we get laughingtrendy )
  • hajmyishajmyis Member Posts: 405 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    wait what, only 2 months on the job and you already get a week long vacation? PWE knows how to keep there smirks happy
    "Frankly, not sure why you're on a one man nerf campaign. "
  • jack24bau3rjack24bau3r Member Posts: 451 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    plz fix game b4 u leave
  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    edited March 2014
    Have fun Smirk. Don't seek jamaharon with anyone I wouldn't seek jamaharon with!
    Only YOU can prevent forum fires!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    tacofangs wrote: »
    Have fun Smirk. Don't seek jamaharon with anyone I wouldn't seek jamaharon with!

    Let Smirk enjoy his love life his way.

    Meanwhile, please accept this...uh..."massage"...as a a token of my appreciation for your art and work on the game. I am your adoring slave, Master Tacofangs!
  • ayarkayark Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Hailing all Captains!

    I'll be catching a departing runabout to Risa tomorrow morning, and will be on the pleasure planet until Monday 3/31!

    I'll be relaxing in steam pools in Suraya Bay, taking my jet-pack through some aerial race courses to get my Lohlunat, and most importantly, I will get getting my horga'hn on! Time to put on my Picard Robe and Shorts combo and get some sun. Mmmmmm, next gen future fabric swimsuit.

    I sure hope they have Space Captain Morgan on Risa :)

    No worries about the world of STO though, LaughingTrendy will be here to cover for me while I am away. If you need anything, she will be happy to help where she can, and make sure you keep an eye out for News Posts and Forum Updates from her, as our weekly scheduled blogs will all still be coming out with great news on upcoming content, events, and much more! Maybe even some cameos from Admiral BranFlakes!

    See you when I get back everyone!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    -we are Q-ically transported to Risa-

    Risa? You have shore leave... And you choose to go to Risa?

    Srsly, what is WITH people and Risa! I mean, if I could go anywhere I wanted on shore leave, it'd be Andoria. -continues ranting as an attractive Orion walks by; my gaze follows and my argument trails off-

    LAST ONE TO THE POOL'S A ROTTEN TARG EGG! (Targs have eggs, right? WELL THEY DO NOW!)
  • robdmcrobdmc Member Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ayark wrote: »
    Risa? You have shore leave... And you choose to go to Risa?

    I know. Everyone wants Risa. Whats wrong with Casperia Prime?
  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    robdmc wrote: »
    I don't know. I have concerns about LaughingTrendy. We keep getting teased about bacon yet I do not see any progress to give it to us in game. My captain wants some but all we get is teased. At this point I'm holding LaughingTrendy personally responsible to spear head those efforts internally to get this item in game for my characters to eat.

    I know LaughingTrendy may not make the items but I'm sure noise can be made internal to sto.

    we had our cakes and pies, but i fear trendy has secretly scoffed on the bacon in the meantime, perhaps has now cruelly denied us our bacon butties.
    T6 Miranda Hero Ship FTW.
    Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    robdmc wrote: »
    I know. Everyone wants Risa. Whats wrong with Casperia Prime?
    BAH! Real Warriors vacation on Galorndon Core!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    My character Tsin'xing
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Hailing all Captains!

    I'll be catching a departing runabout to Risa tomorrow morning, and will be on the pleasure planet until Monday 3/31!

    I'll be relaxing in steam pools in Suraya Bay, taking my jet-pack through some aerial race courses to get my Lohlunat, and most importantly, I will get getting my horga'hn on! Time to put on my Picard Robe and Shorts combo and get some sun. Mmmmmm, next gen future fabric swimsuit.

    I sure hope they have Space Captain Morgan on Risa :)

    No worries about the world of STO though, LaughingTrendy will be here to cover for me while I am away. If you need anything, she will be happy to help where she can, and make sure you keep an eye out for News Posts and Forum Updates from her, as our weekly scheduled blogs will all still be coming out with great news on upcoming content, events, and much more! Maybe even some cameos from Admiral BranFlakes!

    See you when I get back everyone!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    Uh-huh, travel safe. *Calls Tal Shiar* uh-huh. Yep, he's going to Risa. All right. Uh-huh, good luck *hangs up* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S ALL MINE, WORFFAN AND ORGANICMAN!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Uh-huh, travel safe. *Calls Tal Shiar* uh-huh. Yep, he's going to Risa. All right. Uh-huh, good luck *hangs up* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S ALL MINE, WORFFAN AND ORGANICMAN!

    YOU TRIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!

    *calls Undine to kill the Tal Shiar*

    NOW SMIRK SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!! ONLY MINE!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    YOU TRIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!

    *calls Undine to kill the Tal Shiar*

    NOW SMIRK SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!! ONLY MINE!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D

    *Calls Tal Shiar, Klingons, Gorn, Orions, Humans, Remans, Romulans, Borg, Nausicaans, Risians, Vulcans, Andorians, Betazoids, Bolians, Breen, ferengi, Changelings, Jem hadar, Jedi, Sith, Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans* NOW HE IS MINE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!! YOU'LL NEVER STOP MEEEEE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • generalmocogeneralmoco Member Posts: 1,634
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    *Calls Tal Shiar, Klingons, Gorn, Orions, Humans, Remans, Romulans, Borg, Nausicaans, Risians, Vulcans, Andorians, Betazoids, Bolians, Breen, ferengi, Changelings, Jem hadar, Jedi, Sith, Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans* NOW HE IS MINE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!! YOU'LL NEVER STOP MEEEEE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



    *wakes up, sees all this madness and thinks to himself*

    "Wow all this people fighting over one person. uuuuugh"

    *gets the chills*

    *walks to the control panel and Calls Q*

    "Yeah, Q? yes yes, hey listen bro, things are getting out of hand, seems like Smirks gone to Risa, and everyone trying to capture him and claim him as theirs, oh no, I know that would start a Quadrant war and I am too busy to take care of that, so, yeah yeah, that is why I called you, think you can do that? Awesome.. Thanks again Q..."

    *ends transmission*

    "Well, there we go, all fixed"

    *Q snaps his fingers and makes Smirk Disappear for 3 days*

    *goes back to bed*
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    *wakes up, sees all this madness and thinks to himself*

    "Wow all this people fighting over one person. uuuuugh"

    *gets the chills*

    *walks to the control panel and Calls Q*

    "Yeah, Q? yes yes, hey listen bro, things are getting out of hand, seems like Smirks gone to Risa, and everyone trying to capture him and claim him as theirs, oh no, I know that would start a Quadrant war and I am too busy to take care of that, so, yeah yeah, that is why I called you, think you can do that? Awesome.. Thanks again Q..."

    *ends transmission*

    "Well, there we go, all fixed"

    *Q snaps his fingers and makes Smirk Disappear for 3 days*

    *goes back to bed*

    *Calls Q* Awww, thanks Q. NOW SMIRK IS MINE! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    *Calls Q* Awww, thanks Q. NOW SMIRK IS MINE! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!!!!

    *calls Lady Q*

    Thank you, Ma'am. Now Smirk is mine FOREVER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    :cool:
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *calls Lady Q*

    Thank you, Ma'am. Now Smirk is mine FOREVER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    :cool:

    I anticipated that, and bribed lady Q to give me Smirk. Now I have him FOREVER!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *calls Lady Q*

    Thank you, Ma'am. Now Smirk is mine FOREVER!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    :cool:
    You raaaaannng?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    You raaaaannng?

    Yes, Mistress! May I please have Smirk forever? I love him soooooo much!
  • icegavelicegavel Member Posts: 991 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    You raaaaannng?

    No. We hailed. This is Trek. We don't ring.
  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    icegavel wrote: »
    No. We hailed. This is Trek. We don't ring.

    Unless you use your android phone.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    TRIBBLE Hydra! Hail Janeway!
  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Yes, Mistress! May I please have Smirk forever? I love him soooooo much!

    To do so would mean a place in the Continuum. Ha! A mortal such as yourself should be thankful of my mere presence in your dimension!

    /Q

    :P
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    To do so would mean a place in the Continuum. Ha! A mortal such as yourself should be thankful of my mere presence in your dimension!

    /Q

    :P

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Just remember to look for Jamaharon in the right places! :D
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Yes, Mistress! May I please have Smirk forever? I love him soooooo much!

    YYYYYYYYOOOUUUU :mad::mad::mad:

    Smirk belongs to me. And as soon as I have the flight ticket and figure out where the office is, Smirk will experience what love means coming from an European. And when he still feels the waves rushing through his body, I will search for Bran...
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