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Tuvok is a perv

sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
edited February 2014 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
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I mean seriously Tuvok. Keep your mind on the mission!
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  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Actually, judging by where his pupils are, he isn't looking at... those. Also, it's hard to focus on what you're doing when someone puts a pair of... those right in front of your face. I mean you were practically grabbing his head and shoving it in there. :D
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  • klintobean81klintobean81 Member Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    LOL

    Oh my my!

    I always knew there was something pervy about that Vulcan.


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  • baudlbaudl Member Posts: 4,060 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    LOL, *not serious*

    so you dressing for a rescue mission what i would call "inapropriate" AND more or less putting your "milkshakes" into Mr. Vulcan's face...and HE is the perv???

    dress apropriately and you will be treated apropriately!
    Go pro or go home
  • johngazmanjohngazman Member Posts: 2,826 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You think this is new?
    You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
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  • erei1erei1 Member Posts: 4,081 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Tuvok, is that your gun or are you happy to see me ?
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  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    So not staring at...those...like a human male would be unable to avoid when they were thrust up into his face makes Tuvok a perv? Sounds more like somebody's hurt that he isn't "unable to resist them" to me. :P
  • johngazmanjohngazman Member Posts: 2,826 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    aloishammer wrote: »
    Sounds more like somebody's hurt that he isn't "unable to resist them" to me. :P

    I don't know. A guy I know said he's soooo easy to manipulate.
    You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
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  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    aloishammer wrote: »
    Sounds more like somebody's hurt that he isn't "unable to resist them" to me. :P

    That gives a whole new definition to

    "Resistance is Futile, you will be [cough] assimilated [/cough]" ;):D
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    stoutes wrote: »
    That gives a whole new definition to

    "Resistance is Futile, you will be [cough] assimilated [/cough]" ;):D

    "And if you don't believe me, watch them while I [cough] again!" :cool:
  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    baudl wrote: »
    LOL, *not serious*

    so you dressing for a rescue mission what i would call "inapropriate" AND more or less putting your "milkshakes" into Mr. Vulcan's face...and HE is the perv???

    dress apropriately and you will be treated apropriately!

    Stop being such an anti-feminist! Why aren't women allowed to feel pretty and look good while saving the galaxy? :P
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  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Stop being such an anti-feminist! Why aren't women allowed to feel pretty and look good while saving the galaxy? :P

    They are, but if they want to be taken seriously while doing it, they should try something other than a dress.
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    But it's good tactics! The enemy won't be expecting it.

    They'll be expecting a bunch of burly guys in armor and space suits. The fools.
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  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ... I don't think that's how it works.
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  • jumpingjsjumpingjs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    kjwashington wrote: »
    ... I don't think that's how it works.

    Agreed. If I was an / the enemy, I would eliminate naked and fully dressed enemies alike.
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  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jumpingjs wrote: »
    Agreed. If I was an / the enemy, I would eliminate naked and fully dressed enemies alike.

    Besides, I don't think a male Gorn would find a naked female Human attractive, just like I doubt a Human male would find a naked female Gorn attractive.
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  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    kjwashington wrote: »
    Besides, I don't think a male Gorn would find a naked female Human attractive, just like I doubt a Human male would find a naked female Gorn attractive.
    You.... never know. :D
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    kjwashington wrote: »
    Besides, I don't think a male Gorn would find a naked female Human attractive, just like I doubt a Human male would find a naked female Gorn attractive.

    Not that we've ever seen a female Gorn to know...
    stoutes wrote: »
    You.... never know. :D

    D'oh!
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  • baudlbaudl Member Posts: 4,060 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    pretty sure you wouldn't have dressed that way if instead of tuvok, adm. janeway was there...

    and srsly, your nipples are not your primary haptic sensors! Stop rubbing them against everything.
    Go pro or go home
  • markjames1markjames1 Member Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Stop being such an anti-feminist! Why aren't women allowed to feel pretty and look good while saving the galaxy? :P

    Hi,

    I can't disagree with you. I think the wonderful, late Gene Roddenberry thought exactly the way you do, as well.

    Even when I was four or five watching 'The Original Series' in syndication, I was in awe of how truly beautiful the women on that show were! ;)
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  • monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    stoutes wrote: »
    That gives a whole new definition to

    "Resistance is Futile, you will be [cough] assimilated [/cough]" ;):D

    This one time at borg camp........I got assimilated. :(

    "Lower your........and prepare to be boarded" is what they said. The audio cut out at one point so I'm not quite sure what they said to lower. Tailgate on my pickup? I suppose that makes sense. With my tailgate lowered they could board my truck easier............Ok so I don't have a pickup truck.

    The borg made me do weird stuff like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOEZAHexacA :eek:
  • erei1erei1 Member Posts: 4,081 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Stop being such an anti-feminist! Why aren't women allowed to feel pretty and look good while saving the galaxy? :P
    I think many feminist would have the opposite thinking. And find this representation of women very sexist.
    Even if I do love naked women, I can also find them pretty when they don't show their flesh. And I don't share most male fascination for the... upper level :)
    In fact, I found women in long dress very attractive.

    Simply put, I found that your character is showing too much, and not hiding enough to be attractive. It's just generic flesh you can find almost everywhere nowadays.

    But then, I'm a romantic. Nobody's perfect.
    bergins wrote: »
    Not that we've ever seen a female Gorn to know...


    D'oh!
    Maybe you did. Maybe they look exactly the same than male Gorn, for someone that's not a Gorn, just like for an untrained eye, a female snake look the same than a male snake.
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  • monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    But it's good tactics! The enemy won't be expecting it.

    They'll be expecting a bunch of burly guys in armor and space suits. The fools.

    Smart thinking! This is the tactic I use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eswGrkMU8
  • wraithshadow13wraithshadow13 Member Posts: 1,728 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I must admit that Tuvok does seem a little annoyed as well as unimpressed.


    "Excuse me Vice Admiral, but given the unrealistic anti-gravitational properties as well as the unfeasible separation and non-temporal lack of motion in your bossom, I have been left entirely uninterested in your choice of rescue attire. You have forgotten that I once spent several years working with Seven of Nine.

    In short, Madam, Dem Boobz are highly illogical."
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    The fact that this thread even exists does not bode well.
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  • kjwashingtonkjwashington Member Posts: 2,529 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    rylanadionysis wrote: »
    The fact that this thread even exists does not bode well.

    That comment works perfectly with your pic.
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  • adamkafeiadamkafei Member Posts: 6,539 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Stop being such an anti-feminist! Why aren't women allowed to feel pretty and look good while saving the galaxy? :P

    That's not fair! My female toons look good while saving the universe, it's a wonder they haven't got singed hair after all those phaser fights, but they have enough self respect to not flaunt their 'assets' for all to see.
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  • truewarpertruewarper Member Posts: 936 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    *Vulcan response, points to pic below*
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Heh,Heh....Bewbz.
    Looks canon ta me.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Heh,Heh....Bewbz.
    Looks canon ta me.

    Honestly it's hard not to see them.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Honestly it's hard not to see them.

    Like shoving both Death Stars in yer face...:D
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