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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Good Morning and Welcome to your Clockwork Senshi Session.
    Today we [will]? will cover the subject of ankles and shoulders
    that no longer like our little fluffy bodies...

    WIN is soaking long steaming followign safety guidance and sittign in a hot springs not cursed by some evil witch.. [next side]

    Good Open you books to page 11.. and begin after me..
    Pain is an illusion. [ok,spock now what?]
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    If pain is an illusion, why is it when you stub your little toe on the corner of your bed you not only recite every known swear word in your respective language but all the ones you learnt at school and also make up a few along the way?
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Watches a blue streak go by ... someone must've stubbed their toe. That's no way to toe the line.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Sheeesh!!! Three bad puns in three different threads you must be going for a record. :)
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    What? Only three puns in a row for me? I must be slipping ... sliding ... away.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Wheres theres Lupin theres a way oh hey Faye..twiddle time thats what time it is
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Hash boo valvoline
    Clean, clean, clean for Gene
    First, second, neutral, park
    Hie thee hence, you leafy narc

    (from "Bored of the Rings")
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    with one pun in the happiness bind them..-
    one bat leth for the Klingon lords
    a phaser for the Kirk
    never mind just pass the Waffles
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    "Leggo my Eggo!"

    "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."

    "Coke. The Real Thing."

    "Hi, I'm Cheryl. Fly me!"

    Some slogans were poor to begin with (especially that last one). Others haven't aged too well (even if unforgettable years later), like the Oscar Meyer one. This is why I thought U2's "Zooropa" had interesting lyrics ... all ad slogans.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Quantis and wait what was it a white whale saying its the only way to fly?
    Where were we [evil pika..takes over]

    Spinning heads and pea soup.. no no
    I will wait then plot when the statics just right and its an importaint date i will shead on you all

    Then Bake and gve you pie and Waffles
    no no- j pushes pika evil off ledge sometimes good has to play rough
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmRKHtzfFs&feature=player_embedded
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    starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    I leave you with the word of the day. And the word is:

    Zygomorphic.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    How about Censor Bunnies or the Epohh equivalent.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Candi Bunnie replacement Goldfish hops after Flo and Eddie to Keep us Warm..
    Im going to Risa this weekend jump off the deep end cause its 5 o'clock somewhere
    and Tomaras pitching ? whos on first

    Im gonna climb a tower and throw waffles and trump Data on Holodeck with a Bower
    thinking of another word that rhymes takes times..
    Miku Brain Chilly now..
    [youve been such a lovely audience I'd like to beam you home with us]

    http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/307/6/5/tinierme_hatsune_miku_by_jovanal-d6sunvp.jpg

    Got up got out of bed
    with visions of tribbles in my
    Ordered ther ship to warp 11
    MAde waffles for Stalkhammer
    Ran a comb thru my dread
    la la la LA
    The computer spoke and woke me for Qs dream
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Easy for you to say...:)
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    enterprise07enterprise07 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Easy for you to say...:)


    I would think LOTS of people (at least in my family) used to say that a lot... "I'll be back faster than you can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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    enterprise07enterprise07 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Yup, just putting random impossible-to-pronounce words :)
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Just the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
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    enterprise07enterprise07 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Somehow I don't think this last-post-wins challenge will ever end, lol, been going on for a year
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    These are a few of my favorite things.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    And then I don't feel, so bad.
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    starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Jingle bells, Neelix smells, Janeway laid an egg!
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Jingle Bells
    Batman smells
    And Robin laid an egg
    The Batmobile
    Lost a wheel
    And the Joker got away

    (best I can do from memory)
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    dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Made it, Ma! Bottom of the thread !
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    when the tribble bites
    and you're arguing with tellarites
    suddenly a klingon invasion
    doesn't seem so bad
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    There is no end. The Moebius Strip goes on forever.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Then along came Slim
    a graduate of the Nelix weight loss plan

    Each slice of turducken contains portions of chicken, duck, and turkey with stuffing in between the layers.
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    enterprise07enterprise07 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    senshibat01 wrote: »
    Then along came Slim
    a graduate of the Nelix weight loss plan

    Each slice of turducken contains portions of chicken, duck, and turkey with stuffing in between the layers.

    :D

    Huh, turducken. Nice thing to try! Then load it in the torpedo launchers and shoot them at .5c at the Klingons! (Btw I doubt Klingons could eat a turducken that is coming for them at .5c) :D
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    Tribbles: inspired by guinea pigs; hated by Klingons everywhere.
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