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nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
edited November 2013 in Duty Officer System and R&D
So I was getting some doffs for my starbase projects when this poor fellow popped up
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    It would be even funnier if the last name was Pollish and not Pellish XD
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  • hevachhevach Member Posts: 2,777 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Yeah, but on a middle school playground, one vowel isn't going to save him.
  • goldentalosgoldentalos Member Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    What I find best is that he became counselor of all things. Perhaps he has experience dealing with mental trauma?

    Let's be honest, with a name like that his options were either counselor or starship captain.
  • admiraltrappittadmiraltrappitt Member Posts: 444 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    I have Rats on my ship. He isn't a bad doff, but he isn't a good one. I always assign him to missinos though.
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  • cptshephardcptshephard Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    hevach wrote: »
    Yeah, but on a middle school playground, one vowel isn't going to save him.

    This made me snicker so loud my coworkers all stopped talking to look at me. :D
  • westx211westx211 Member Posts: 42,331 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    On a middle school playground they might not even understand the joke.
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  • emacsheadroomemacsheadroom Member Posts: 994 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    That's nothing.
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    There once was a Vulcan named TRIBBLE
    Who was stationed at a base on Venus
    Though from the future
    The gamers were too immature
    And in the end they just changed his name (YOU make it rhyme I have a hangover)
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Apparently, Dev generated content is able to bypass the profanity filters. As I look at this Doff's name and the infamous (or famous) Vulcan Doff's name, I have to wonder if the Dev team is maybe just a bit bored at work.

    Not complaining. Some of the inside jokes in the game are very funny.
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  • hawke89305092hawke89305092 Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    I got a Gorn doff a couple of days ago. His name? Ryan.
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  • breadandcircusesbreadandcircuses Member Posts: 2,355 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    nagrom7 wrote: »
    So I was getting some doffs for my starbase projects when this poor fellow popped up

    I've had some seriously entertaining doff names come up...

    Bigtit, a Lethean... not an Orion female despite the name
    Go, a Gorn Advisor... can you take a guess what advice he usually gives?
    Guarana, a Vorta Chef who consumes too many energy drinks
    Hit, a Gorn Biochemist, often found researching Human herbal medicine
    Nope, a Lethean Consultant... another one of those things where you sort of know the feedback the Consultant will give before it's given
    Nova, a Romulan Systems Engineer who often contradicts my Gorn Advisor... in Spanish for some reason...
    Perv, an Orion male... surprise, surprise
    S'hat, a Reman Biochemist that wears a strange S shaped hat... what, you were thinking something else?
    S'llot, a Ferasan Deflector Officer that has lost far too much money to the One Armed Bandit
    S'nuz, an Orion Explosives Expert that can sleep through anything
    S'Trat... a Gorn Hazard Engineer that enjoys playing a guitar in his spare time
    Taco, a Lethean... something. I gave him to a friend as a joke

    ...and those are pretty much all from one character. The doff name generator is awesome. <If you find any of these names offensive, please insert [REDACTED] when editing for content.>
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  • emacsheadroomemacsheadroom Member Posts: 994 Arc User
    edited November 2013
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Like all my left over commons after a completed SB project:

    "Let me show you to your quarters" and then proceed to push them out the nearest airlock.
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  • mrspidey2mrspidey2 Member Posts: 959 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    A white Ferasan named Hurdurr - he wasn't very smart.
    A blue Ferasan named New - must be a pain to get a conversation going.

    Hi, I'm New!
    Hey, what's your name?
    I'm New.
    Yes, but what's your name??
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  • xingbellxingbell Member Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    Now I have to check my DOFF names. I have most of the ones that cannot be named here.

    My favorite is still my Bridge Officer, Ensign Placeholder.


    Peaceful exploration? I have a heavily armed ship and a phaser with a kill setting, how peaceful is that?
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