There once was a Vulcan named TRIBBLE
Who was stationed at a base on Venus
Though from the future
The gamers were too immature
And in the end they just changed his name (YOU make it rhyme I have a hangover)
Apparently, Dev generated content is able to bypass the profanity filters. As I look at this Doff's name and the infamous (or famous) Vulcan Doff's name, I have to wonder if the Dev team is maybe just a bit bored at work.
Not complaining. Some of the inside jokes in the game are very funny.
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
So I was getting some doffs for my starbase projects when this poor fellow popped up
I've had some seriously entertaining doff names come up...
Bigtit, a Lethean... not an Orion female despite the name
Go, a Gorn Advisor... can you take a guess what advice he usually gives?
Guarana, a Vorta Chef who consumes too many energy drinks
Hit, a Gorn Biochemist, often found researching Human herbal medicine
Nope, a Lethean Consultant... another one of those things where you sort of know the feedback the Consultant will give before it's given
Nova, a Romulan Systems Engineer who often contradicts my Gorn Advisor... in Spanish for some reason...
Perv, an Orion male... surprise, surprise
S'hat, a Reman Biochemist that wears a strange S shaped hat... what, you were thinking something else?
S'llot, a Ferasan Deflector Officer that has lost far too much money to the One Armed Bandit
S'nuz, an Orion Explosives Expert that can sleep through anything
S'Trat... a Gorn Hazard Engineer that enjoys playing a guitar in his spare time
Taco, a Lethean... something. I gave him to a friend as a joke
...and those are pretty much all from one character. The doff name generator is awesome. <If you find any of these names offensive, please insert [REDACTED] when editing for content.>
With each passing day I wonder if I stepped into an alternate reality. The Cubs win the world series. Donald Trump is President. Britain leaves the EU. STO gets a dedicated PvP season. Engineers are "out of control" in STO.
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Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
Let's be honest, with a name like that his options were either counselor or starship captain.
I actually like Delta Rising.
This made me snicker so loud my coworkers all stopped talking to look at me.
Who was stationed at a base on Venus
Though from the future
The gamers were too immature
And in the end they just changed his name (YOU make it rhyme I have a hangover)
Not complaining. Some of the inside jokes in the game are very funny.
I've had some seriously entertaining doff names come up...
Bigtit, a Lethean... not an Orion female despite the name
Go, a Gorn Advisor... can you take a guess what advice he usually gives?
Guarana, a Vorta Chef who consumes too many energy drinks
Hit, a Gorn Biochemist, often found researching Human herbal medicine
Nope, a Lethean Consultant... another one of those things where you sort of know the feedback the Consultant will give before it's given
Nova, a Romulan Systems Engineer who often contradicts my Gorn Advisor... in Spanish for some reason...
Perv, an Orion male... surprise, surprise
S'hat, a Reman Biochemist that wears a strange S shaped hat... what, you were thinking something else?
S'llot, a Ferasan Deflector Officer that has lost far too much money to the One Armed Bandit
S'nuz, an Orion Explosives Expert that can sleep through anything
S'Trat... a Gorn Hazard Engineer that enjoys playing a guitar in his spare time
Taco, a Lethean... something. I gave him to a friend as a joke
...and those are pretty much all from one character. The doff name generator is awesome. <If you find any of these names offensive, please insert [REDACTED] when editing for content.>
"Let me show you to your quarters" and then proceed to push them out the nearest airlock.
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A blue Ferasan named New - must be a pain to get a conversation going.
Hi, I'm New!
Hey, what's your name?
I'm New.
Yes, but what's your name??
My favorite is still my Bridge Officer, Ensign Placeholder.
Peaceful exploration? I have a heavily armed ship and a phaser with a kill setting, how peaceful is that?