It probably wont be the last Snack food Giant to fall in a confluence of a more health conscious society and crippling business laws. Buy them while you can. For they have ceased production.
Judging from the shelf content at my local Walmart, they've fallen before a host of cheaper knockoff brands which are indistinguishable except by their hilariously copyright skirting names, not health conscious shopping.
Ive personally forgone the solid treats of my child hood for the liquid ones instead.although ill eat a candy bar or something every once in awhile id rather have a soft drink instead generally.but yea its sad to see such an established company fall to union thugs though.
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Before you blame the unions, I suggest you look up the company's court mess from earlier this year. They claim they're going bankrupt due to pensions and medical benefits, but months ago a judge found all of that to be patently false. They cut off most of their pensioners years ago, and the rest last year, and weren't providing their medical obligations since their last bankruptcy. The current strike is because employees haven't been paid in three pay periods.
The already pay some of the lowest wages of comparable businesses, they've been denying benefits for years, they don't honor their pensions, and then they stopped paying employees and tried to force them to keep working. The things they blame for the company going under they've been excused from paying by bankruptcy settlements since 2004 or they simply stopped doing of their own accord.
However, the company has been making good on a ridiculous compensation plan for executives that included two 80% annual raises and profit sharing that exceeds 100% of profits, which accounts for nearly all of their current debt. Or was, they did cut off executive salaries earlier this month, to be reinstated in January when assets are being sold off, to make sure they get their fair 118% of what's left.
For the uninformed: A Twinkie is a roughly 3-4 inch yellow sponge cake filled with a white sugary cream filling (I swear I wish I could do this more Trek-like. Anyone wanna imitate a Vulcan or LCARS?)
Must, not, stockpile , Twinkies. ...MUST RESIST!
Hostess products were garbage, but it was a guilty pleasure.
Tacohead, you have to try it at least once.I recommend a yoohoo, or chocolate milk, to complement the twinkie experience.Try not to be sad when it's over.
"Almost"??? C'mon man. Go get one. Worst case you just let it sit while you decide whether or not to eat it. They do kinda last forever, you know. And if you decide not to, you could probably sell it on eBay as a collector's item some time down the line.
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Oh and you can say good bye to all of these brands too, they are all under the Hostess name.
Baker's Inn
Beefsteak
Blue Ribbon
Bread du Jour
Butternut Breads
Colombo
Cotton?s
Di Carlo
Drake's
Dolly Madison
Dutch Hearth
Eddy?s
Good Hearth
Holsom
Home Pride
Hostess
J.J. Nissen
Merita
Millbrook
Mrs. Cubbison?s
Nature's Pride
Parisian
Standish Farms
Sweetheart
Toscana
Wonder Bread
Not to metion all 18,500 employees that are now out of work. Sad day indeed.
I've actually never had a twinkie. . . I'm almost tempted to run out and grab one for the experience of it before I can no longer do it.
Don't - STO can't afford to loose a good environment artist such as yourself.
(I've had Twinkies when I was younger - but I think the sugar rush would be very detrimental at my age now. Twinkies aren't for adults. :eek:;))
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It looks like Hostess is trying to sell off its brands, so it's possible that some other company may buy Twinkies and start making them again.
Even if not, there's several knockoff brands that are pretty much identical that will probably spread to more stores now. There's one that Kroger stores carry around Michigan that's honestly better than the real deal since it comes in six or seven different flavors.
Used to be a regular eater of their "fruit pies" (note quotation marks ), particularly the blackberry and lemon (cream) sorts.
I think I'll pick up one last pair at the store later, for old time's sake.
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Bailout. Please. Someone. This is more important than anything.
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The already pay some of the lowest wages of comparable businesses, they've been denying benefits for years, they don't honor their pensions, and then they stopped paying employees and tried to force them to keep working. The things they blame for the company going under they've been excused from paying by bankruptcy settlements since 2004 or they simply stopped doing of their own accord.
However, the company has been making good on a ridiculous compensation plan for executives that included two 80% annual raises and profit sharing that exceeds 100% of profits, which accounts for nearly all of their current debt. Or was, they did cut off executive salaries earlier this month, to be reinstated in January when assets are being sold off, to make sure they get their fair 118% of what's left.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And i've never had a deep fried twinkie yet either. ... oh no! What am i to do now when the Zombie apocalypse happens?
Last thing i want are fit zombies to deal with!
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Don't Do It, Man.
I never even heard of them.
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Anyway, RIP Twinkies. You shall be avenged....
Also goes to the hips and TRIBBLE
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Without a Union to offer political support back to the powers that be a Bail-out will not be possible.
Thats right! Politics killed the twinkie!!!!
Those TRIBBLE!!
R.I.P
Hostess products were garbage, but it was a guilty pleasure.
Tacohead, you have to try it at least once.I recommend a yoohoo, or chocolate milk, to complement the twinkie experience.Try not to be sad when it's over.
"Almost"??? C'mon man. Go get one. Worst case you just let it sit while you decide whether or not to eat it. They do kinda last forever, you know. And if you decide not to, you could probably sell it on eBay as a collector's item some time down the line.
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Do it. For teh lulz.
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Here it is.
http://hostessbrands.com/Closing.aspx
Baker's Inn
Beefsteak
Blue Ribbon
Bread du Jour
Butternut Breads
Colombo
Cotton?s
Di Carlo
Drake's
Dolly Madison
Dutch Hearth
Eddy?s
Good Hearth
Holsom
Home Pride
Hostess
J.J. Nissen
Merita
Millbrook
Mrs. Cubbison?s
Nature's Pride
Parisian
Standish Farms
Sweetheart
Toscana
Wonder Bread
Not to metion all 18,500 employees that are now out of work. Sad day indeed.
Don't worry... any that are out there will last a couple of hundred years...
You'll have plenty of opportunity's to try one.
Don't - STO can't afford to loose a good environment artist such as yourself.
(I've had Twinkies when I was younger - but I think the sugar rush would be very detrimental at my age now. Twinkies aren't for adults. :eek:;))
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Even if not, there's several knockoff brands that are pretty much identical that will probably spread to more stores now. There's one that Kroger stores carry around Michigan that's honestly better than the real deal since it comes in six or seven different flavors.
Ummmm .... no. .... We don't need twinkie flavoring in the taco mix.
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No, just a relatively remote part of Europe somewhere between Greece, Italy, and Hungary. :P
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I think I'll pick up one last pair at the store later, for old time's sake.
Homemade Twinkie Recipe
Plus you will not have to eat all the chemicals they add so that they never go bad.