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Starfleet Dental: The World's First STO Fleet!(tm)

kyrandmankyrandman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited January 2015 in Earth Spacedock
STARFLEET DENTAL

UPDATE: New recruits to Starfleet Dental now get 15 million EC, 4 Fleet Ship Modules and A FREE SHIP to start! PLUS WE'LL WAIVE THE APPLICATION FEE UNTIL THE NEW YEAR!

Webster's Dictionary defines dentistry as:
The profession or science dealing with the prevention and treatment of diseases and malformations of the teeth, gums, and oral cavity
But with all respect to Websters, there's dentistry, and then there's Starfleet Dentistry.

Introduction
First coming to fame on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Starfleet Dental is a force like no other, dedicated to the preservation of Oral Hygiene in the Federation and beyond, fostering discussion on dental issues, and making dental care easier, and more effective than ever.

Dentaleers are made, not born, and the proud members of Starfleet Dental know their training is superior, their organization more efficient and their resolve greater than anything else in the galaxy. More importantly, they know they are a part of the Federations most noble brotherhood.

Starfleet Dental Officers are trained for excellence in all things, the trials of the mind and body never stop, and the Dentaleers must constantly push themselves to the edge of their abilities and beyond.

Not everyone is cut out to be an officer in Starfleet Dental, but if you embody courage, resolve, and honor, then read on brave stranger, read on.

Organization
In order to be deployed effectively across the Alpha and Beta Quadrant, Starfleet Dental relies on its strict organization, and command structure. Official fleet protocols are followed at all times, whether including a respectful *salute* whenever posting on our forums directly after an officer has, or calling your superior officers "sir" both on Steam and Mumble.

Council of Elders
    [*]Diplomatic Advisor: Butts
    [*]Chief Pubbie Relations Officer: Immaryn
    [*]Spirtual Advisor: Kyrandman
    [*]NPC Affairs Officer: Jesch
    [*]Midget Equality Minister: Tufty Whybrow


    Support Staff
      [*]Chief Orthodontics and Jeffries Tube Technician: Doctor Trau'Zerss
      [*]Office Supplies Procurer: Rannok
      [*]Chief of Human Resources: Nabreeki


      Ingenuity and Resourcefulness
      Starfleet Dental has always been at the forefront of research and development.

      When the Borg were at the gates of Earth itself, a last ditch defense lead by Starfleet Dental created an impenetrable wall of exploding warp cores, sacrificing thousands of crewmen for the defense of Earth.

      When the war against the Klingons became a standstill, Starfleet Dental pioneered a dramatic and effective new method of disabling the Klingon War Machine, by transporting its captains directly to a bridge of a Federation starship where they could be neutralized by a specialized team of Dentaleers.

      When LCARS, a relic of the 1980s, was criticized for looking tacky and unreadable, Starfleet Dental created a brand new system of information display, which is still used today on its website.

      And finally, when our enemies were amongst those we trusted, Starfleet Dental had the courage to stand up and challenge authority, exposing the horrible crimes of fellow Starfleet Officers.

      Truly, Starfleet Dental is on the cutting edge of the sword of freedom.


      Please note there is a mandatory nonrefundable 1 million EC application fee.
      Additional fees may be required to join Starfleet Dental
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      • cakeballscakeballs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        *salute* Sir!
      • ludikroludikro Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        I am proud to work for the advancement of small people in Dental and throughout Starfleet. Plaque and tartar shall find no quarter while we are on the case!
        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        you people are not going to control Drozana. Not gonna happen bud. Remember that last line.
      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        I have lots of log-names getting one banned does not stop me from putting a boot somewhere
      • cakeballscakeballs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        I have lots of log-names getting one banned does not stop me from putting a boot somewhere

        sweetboobsn, please stop polluting the recruitment threads. I, nor Starfleet Dental, do not condone trolling in this forum. Cease and desist. :mad:

        I realized it is either one of you two. One had a thread about a website that was shut down for pornography, twice. The other was just a rambling maniac.
      • ludikroludikro Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        you people are not going to control Drozana. Not gonna happen bud. Remember that last line.

        What last line exactly? Are you sure you aren't interested in joining our fine fleet?
        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      • kyrandmankyrandman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        cakeballs wrote: »
        sweetboobsn, please stop polluting the recruitment threads. I, nor Starfleet Dental, do not condone trolling in this forum. Cease and desist. :mad:

        I realized it is either one of you two. One had a thread about a website that was shut down for pornography, twice. The other was just a rambling maniac.

        Thank You Cakeballs, we just want to recruit in peace. I don't understand why people have to come in here and start flame wars/trolling. We haven't done anything to warrant these actions, we already lost our original recruitment thread thanks to derailment, I don't want to have another one locked due to the same thing.
      • immarynimmaryn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        I have lots of log-names getting one banned does not stop me from putting a boot somewhere

        Boots usually go on feet. Otherwise, what's the point?
      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Perfect World Entertainment Community Rules and Policies . ~Bluegeek
      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        cakeballs wrote: »
        sweetboobsn, please stop polluting the recruitment threads. I, nor Starfleet Dental, do not condone trolling in this forum. Cease and desist. :mad:

        I realized it is either one of you two. One had a thread about a website that was shut down for pornography, twice. The other was just a rambling maniac.

        I don't condone trolling in Drozana. like the good book says, do to others like they do to you.
        Remember that last line ..... not gonna happen Bud.
      • bluegeekbluegeek Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        The moderators will not tolerate trolling by anyone, period. Nor harassment, or violating any other forum rule.

        I suggest that everyone get very acquainted with those rules. You'll find the link at the top of this forum.

        As a reminder, please do not respond to inflammatory posts. Open a ticket with Customer Support. If you're having a problem with the web form, send them an email at customerservice@perfectworld.com.
        My views may not represent those of Cryptic Studios or Perfect World Entertainment. You can file a "forums and website" support ticket here
        Link: How to PM - Twitter @STOMod_Bluegeek
      • kyrandmankyrandman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        We here at Starfleet Dental: The World's First STO Fleet(tm), are proud to announce with a brand new recruiting thread, we want to offer some incentives for our brand new recruits!

        Starting today, all new members of Starfleet Dental: The World's First STO Fleet now receive 10 Million EC and a FREE Jem'Hadar Attack Ship!. Contact any member in-game today for details on how to join The World's First STO Fleet!
      • bluegeekbluegeek Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        kyrandman wrote: »
        we already lost our original recruitment thread thanks to derailment, I don't want to have another one locked due to the same thing.

        Please think of this as a fresh start for your recruitment thread.

        If you come across any more posts that are off-topic, please open a ticket as described in my last post and in my signature. Do not respond to those posts. The Community Moderators have tools to deal with posts that violate forum rules and the Community Manager has even more tools at his disposal. Please help us use them, so we don't have to come in and close your threads.

        I can't guarantee that your threads won't get closed down, but I hope that it won't come to that. If people will simply behave like responsible adults, it won't come to that.

        I must point out that there was some crossfire going on between two different threads, which resulted in moderation in both of them. If everyone will stay on topic and follow the forum rules, this kind of thing won't continue.
        My views may not represent those of Cryptic Studios or Perfect World Entertainment. You can file a "forums and website" support ticket here
        Link: How to PM - Twitter @STOMod_Bluegeek
      • devian666devian666 Member Posts: 473
        edited September 2012
        I joined Starfleet Dental and I learned how to do 10 times the dps of the rest of my STF team.
        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      • psonixpsonix Member Posts: 52 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        The Jem Hadar ship rocks thanks Dental!
      • boglejam73boglejam73 Member Posts: 890 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Can I join, take your freebies, and then immediately quit the fleet?

        If so, where do I sign up? :D

        PS: Willing to be a total used-car-salesman type extolling the virtues of the dentists for a jem'hadar ship. Don't look at me like that. We all have a price. Ha.
        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      • hippiejonhippiejon Member Posts: 1,581 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        They can't really be giving away Jem Ships.
        But if they are , hell I'd go ahead and become a dentist.
        Wouldn't be one who hangs around Drozana all day as I like playing the game, but I'd wear the fleet name above my avatar for a Jemmie.
      • sonicshowersonicshower Member Posts: 216 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Starfleet Dental best guild AAA+ Would guild with again! Thanks for the Jem Ship also the 50mil energy credits to gear her out. Dental till death!
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      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        bluegeek wrote: »
        Please think of this as a fresh start for your recruitment thread.

        If you come across any more posts that are off-topic, please open a ticket as described in my last post and in my signature. Do not respond to those posts. The Community Moderators have tools to deal with posts that violate forum rules and the Community Manager has even more tools at his disposal. Please help us use them, so we don't have to come in and close your threads.

        I can't guarantee that your threads won't get closed down, but I hope that it won't come to that. If people will simply behave like responsible adults, it won't come to that.

        I must point out that there was some crossfire going on between two different threads, which resulted in moderation in both of them. If everyone will stay on topic and follow the forum rules, this kind of thing won't continue.

        Yes but you have not seen what this fleet and there alies do to most people who pass through Drozana. Multiple tickets have been thrown their way and all they do is create more f2p characters and grief people at Drozana. The hatred for this fleet is so great I don't think you can stop people from griefing them on these threads. These threads provide a way for people who are mistreated at Drozana to grief them for revenge. And guess what they continue to grief people at Drozana all they have to do is stop and they can post all the recruitment messages they want like everyone else but they won't stop. Could you please tell them to stop?
      • monsterofbloodmonsterofblood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Yes but you have not seen what this fleet and there alies do to most people who pass through Drozana. Multiple tickets have been thrown their way and all they do is create more f2p characters and grief people at Drozana. The hatred for this fleet is so great I don't think you can stop people from griefing them on these threads. These threads provide a way for people who are mistreated at Drozana to grief them for revenge. And guess what they continue to grief people at Drozana all they have to do is stop and they can post all the recruitment messages they want like everyone else but they won't stop. Could you please tell them to stop?

        I have a female toon with a beautiful dress i paid 2500 zen for the bundle I mixed and matched it with the formal and came out with a wedding dress. She has a boyfriend who wanted to marry her at Drozana but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo guess whos there to disrupt the ceremony?

        This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Perfect World Entertainment Community Rules and Policies . ~Bluegeek
      • nka0nka0 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Starfleet Dental saved me from tooth cancer. If I didn't join them no one would have spotted it. I owe my life to those brave dentists.

        The bugship was a nice gift alongside the 50m credits, but it kind of ruined the game because now I'm so rich I can buy whatever I want so there's no grinding! :D

        As for you, monsterofblood, Starfleet Dental has done none of the things you've claimed in this thread. Go spread your filthy lies somewhere else. This thread is for Dental's recruitment, not your deranged rants of things that never happened.
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      • haaaaaamhaaaaaam Member Posts: 1 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Thanks for the Jem'Hadar Attack Ship Dental! My DPS is 64% higher than it was before!

        Edit: Wow, 50 mil ec too? The World's First STO Fleet(tm) is the finest for sure.
        _________________________
        =/\= 13486 DPS STO MACO ELITE FORCE PVP MASTER =/\=
      • immarynimmaryn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Starfleet Dental saved me from the Borg, and helped me get my life on track when I joined Starfleet. In appreciation for giving me excellent service against the Borg, undoing the damage they did to me with implants, and giving me a whiter smile, I want to give back. My million-year contract with Dental was the best piece of paper (figure of speech of course) was the best thing I ever signed.
      • aotcaotc Member Posts: 12 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        Thanks for letting me join SFD. The bug is awesome!
        Rp3nTGM.png

        Goodnight, troll sweet prince.
      • slideceramicslideceramic Member Posts: 1 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Perfect World Entertainment Community Rules and Policies . ~Bluegeek
      • cakeballscakeballs Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        My friend Butts would like to congratulate all that joined this magnificent fleet. He hopes he has made your future brighter. Starfleet Dental is definitely a fleet in a league of its own. I have never seen any other fleet with such kindness.

        Anyone who says otherwise has either never been in the fleet, never seen Starfleet Dental, or is just trolling. Haters will always hate those better than them.:)
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      • bluegeekbluegeek Member Posts: 0 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        To Whom It May Concern,

        In the interests of fair-play and proactive moderation I am going to be as plain as I know how to be...

        This thread is a recruitment thread for a fleet. The OP has every right to post this thread in this forum.

        The following rules, in addition to every other forum rule, will be strictly enforced, no matter who you are or why you are posting here:

        Spamming
        You may not create posts which contain: Posting of off-topic comments, including but not limited to comments or discussions of a religious, or political nature.

        Flaming and/or Trolling
        You may not post content which contains insults to other users or Perfect World Entertainment Staff, are specifically made to create undue discontent on the forums, disturbances in forum threads, pick fights or otherwise promote unfriendly conversation.

        Harassing Material
        You may not create posts which contain material that is repetitively insulting, defaming and/or otherwise harassing any other user and/or any PWE employee, officer and/or director.

        Please keep these rules in mind if and when you decide to post in response to this thread.

        Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
        My views may not represent those of Cryptic Studios or Perfect World Entertainment. You can file a "forums and website" support ticket here
        Link: How to PM - Twitter @STOMod_Bluegeek
      • devian666devian666 Member Posts: 473
        edited September 2012
        We will be opening recruitment for our KDF roleplay and elite PVP fleet soon. I know you've all been waiting for this so keep your eyes on this thread for the KDF link.
        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
        edited September 2012
        kyrandman wrote: »
        STARFLEET DENTAL

        UPDATE: New recruits to Starfleet Dental now get a free Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and 10 million EC to start!

        <snip>

        Please note there is a mandatory nonrefundable 1 million EC application fee.
        Additional fees may be required to join Starfleet Dental

        So whats the catch ?

        ...And where's your real site ?
        :rolleyes:
        KBF Lord MalaK
        Awoken Dead
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        Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
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