Long title, but when you are thinking or playing the game, doing various things, do you have certain thoughts or images pop into your mind?
A bit confusing of a question, but here's an example I have:
When I'm sitting at an Academy, grinding up DOFFs, I tend to get a rather gruesome picture in my mind about 5 poor, unfortunate common duty officers being ground up in a giant meat grinder a la Pink Floyd's, 'Another Brick in the Wall'.
Rather nasty I admit, but I can't help but think about that a lot of the time I am doing that.
Anybody else have interesting/weird thoughts and such about anything in the game?
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
When I was doing exploration missions the other day, I enter a system and one of my officers tells me there's a planet here and we should approach it and investigate.
I'm thinking "It's a trap! BOMB THE PLANET!!!"
Unfortunately there is never an option for planetary bombardment... And several minutes later I'm scanning energy-emitting fungus. I tell you we should have bombed the planet.
I don't know why. But each time I am hailed by Admiral Quinn, I instinctively say aloud in a looong deep voice... "Quinnnnnnnney" - and hold up jazz hands. I have no idea why I do this.
I normally sit in my ready room and think what or who should I feed to my carnivorous fish... then I summon a red shirt ensign. The conversation usually follows these lines.
"Ensign I need you to clean the fish tank, I know it is a thankless job, but I trust you will be gentle and not injure my fish."
"Yes Sir, Captain Rox, I will begin immediately!", they always respond with a big stupid smile. The kiss ups are always good for a few laughs. Then as I leave the room, I listen at the door for the faint sounds of screaming.
I look at it as a test of their metal. If they survive, it will make them better officer material. What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger... so what if you have one or two artificial limbs. If they don't survive, then I have a standard accident report. I just fill out the name and date and Starfleet seems to expect those on a regular basis.
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
Last Mission of Season 1.
My thoughts:
Where the heck is this guy getting all of these D7 Battlecrusier reinforcements? Does he have a hidden armada in the next system?
I imagine what it's like to be on Earth at night looking up, seeing hundreds of warp flashes all night long... then I think about how annoying that would be whilst camping. Or how much it would suck to just happen to be looking through a telescope in that exact spot.
I also wonder if anyone has ever gotten reprimanded for hot-boxing a shuttlecraft.
Dreaming of all the wasted potential this game had
^ Memory Alpha.org is not canon. It's a open wiki with arbitrary rules. Only what can be cited from an episode is. ^
"No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you." -Worf, son of Mogh
"A filthy, mangy beast, but in its bony breast beat the heart of a warrior" - "faithful" (...) "but ever-ready to follow the call of the wild." - Martok, about a Targ
"That pig smelled horrid. A sweet-sour, extremely pungent odor. I showered and showered, and it took me a week to get rid of it!" - Robert Justman, appreciating Emmy-Lou
Yeah, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
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^ Memory Alpha.org is not canon. It's a open wiki with arbitrary rules. Only what can be cited from an episode is. ^
"No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you." -Worf, son of Mogh
"A filthy, mangy beast, but in its bony breast beat the heart of a warrior" - "faithful" (...) "but ever-ready to follow the call of the wild." - Martok, about a Targ
"That pig smelled horrid. A sweet-sour, extremely pungent odor. I showered and showered, and it took me a week to get rid of it!" - Robert Justman, appreciating Emmy-Lou
Yesterday, I was flying a Tuffli Freighter and doing doff missions when I got one that said "investigate entertainment opportunities with shape-shifting lockets" or something like that.
My immediate thought was "I'm going to use a living creature as part of an entertainment device. I'm a pirate."
Later, this idea evolved a little. I'm not a pirate; I'm one of those civilian defense contractors that gets sent in behind the military, cleaning up rebel outposts and setting up infrastructure. I'm not sure how I feel about that morally, but it's a fun game nonetheless.
I hated that voice in that mission. It took me a couple of days to get it out of my head. When I had to do the mission again I turned my speakers off.
When I did a Klingon alt during the first set of missions I kept thinking WTF? This is dull.
This is what warriors get for an intro/tutorial? A tour of the city?
When I see people jumping and bounding through ESD, or the beginning of Cure Ground, I picture them burning alive. The first couple of times I saw it I wanted to tell them to stop, drop and roll.
When I finally got all three pieces of Mk XII MACO ground gear I started laughing and had to log off.
I wonder, does my captain, being bored flying through space with nothing to do, suddenly yell out 'CHANGE PLACES' to which everyone suddenly scrambles around until the entire bridge crew is at a different station or chair?
Also, I in turn wonder how the normal NPC enemies feel, when my fleet Star Cruiser, with running Ablative Jevonite Hardpoints, has more hull then they do, especially like a Borg cube!
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
How do I get more dilithium so that I can exchange it for Zen?
That's pretty much it... so far...
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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I'm thinking "It's a trap! BOMB THE PLANET!!!"
Unfortunately there is never an option for planetary bombardment... And several minutes later I'm scanning energy-emitting fungus. I tell you we should have bombed the planet.
When will they have something I want to buy.
Awoken Dead
Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
How come you get Ferengi bar tenders on a Klingon starbase?? did they bid lowest??
Why is my Chief engineer stuck in the Wall again ?? (not recently actually we fired that guy)
Why can't i replicate a cheese sandwich?
Do Ferengi think joined Trill are "Dinner and entertainment"?
Where are all the Male Orions??
Does starfleet issue padded bras or has cosmetic surgery become compulsory?
Why is YODA in ESD?
Ikuzo, Trombe!
Ikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Koushiriyoku beeeeeeemu!
Kyokyoku! Gespenst! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
Lanzerkanone!
No matter how thick your armour... I have but to pierce it!
Oh look, yet another <enter mis-spelling of enterprise here>, how original! -.-
Ware wa R?tsel, R?tsel Feinschmecker.
Think I got 'em all xD
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Ensign I need you to clean the fish tank, I know it is a thankless job, but I trust you will be gentle and not injure my fish."
"Yes Sir, Captain Rox, I will begin immediately!", they always respond with a big stupid smile. The kiss ups are always good for a few laughs. Then as I leave the room, I listen at the door for the faint sounds of screaming.
I look at it as a test of their metal. If they survive, it will make them better officer material. What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger... so what if you have one or two artificial limbs. If they don't survive, then I have a standard accident report. I just fill out the name and date and Starfleet seems to expect those on a regular basis.
"More bloodwine!" *takes a swig of whiskey and continues spewing DHC fire everywhere*
Fed side:
"Yamato - HA SHIN!"
My Youtube Channel
I'm hungry...
Are we there yet?
Omg, my room really is a mess.
Why are there no toilets on my ship?
FED in space combat:
I'm hungry...
DIE (B****)!
Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns!
U no give me lockboxes!?
After this is done I'm gonna scan some anomaly's.
FED on ground:
I'm hungry...
*spams spacebar* ''LOOK AT ME I'M JUMPING LOL''
I love my dual phaser pistols, they look so awesome.
I've seen this place before...
FED in ground combat:
I'm hungry...
DIE (B****)!
Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns!
U no give me lockboxes!?
*Pokemon battle music.
I have yet to play KDF
(Or a pig)
Sorry if my English is bad.
"Ludicrous speed...GO!!!"
My thoughts:
Where the heck is this guy getting all of these D7 Battlecrusier reinforcements? Does he have a hidden armada in the next system?
Aww man, I got the shivers again.
Awoken Dead
Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
It's a trap!
OWWWIEE!!!!!
*activates FU mode (Abalitve armor-> Evasive Maneuvers -> HE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyltK6pmJGg
*When Running back into the fight, fully recharged and doing my alpha strike*
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINS!!!
*When I fully disable a target's shields, energy levels, and basically everything but it's hull
Oh Yeah! Not so tough now without your- oh ****... it ended.
Anytime I do the first mission on a new KDF character, or make a mistake while escaping the vault. ****ing Mogai Escorts...
I also wonder if anyone has ever gotten reprimanded for hot-boxing a shuttlecraft.
U.S.S Spellbound, Multi-Mission Strategic Explorer. NCC-92008.
Dreaming of all the wasted potential this game had
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My immediate thought was "I'm going to use a living creature as part of an entertainment device. I'm a pirate."
Later, this idea evolved a little. I'm not a pirate; I'm one of those civilian defense contractors that gets sent in behind the military, cleaning up rebel outposts and setting up infrastructure. I'm not sure how I feel about that morally, but it's a fun game nonetheless.
I hated that voice in that mission. It took me a couple of days to get it out of my head. When I had to do the mission again I turned my speakers off.
When I did a Klingon alt during the first set of missions I kept thinking WTF? This is dull.
This is what warriors get for an intro/tutorial? A tour of the city?
When I see people jumping and bounding through ESD, or the beginning of Cure Ground, I picture them burning alive. The first couple of times I saw it I wanted to tell them to stop, drop and roll.
When I finally got all three pieces of Mk XII MACO ground gear I started laughing and had to log off.
I wonder, does my captain, being bored flying through space with nothing to do, suddenly yell out 'CHANGE PLACES' to which everyone suddenly scrambles around until the entire bridge crew is at a different station or chair?
Also, I in turn wonder how the normal NPC enemies feel, when my fleet Star Cruiser, with running Ablative Jevonite Hardpoints, has more hull then they do, especially like a Borg cube!
How do I get more dilithium so that I can exchange it for Zen?
That's pretty much it... so far...
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*