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mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited August 2012 in Ten Forward
Long title, but when you are thinking or playing the game, doing various things, do you have certain thoughts or images pop into your mind?

A bit confusing of a question, but here's an example I have:

When I'm sitting at an Academy, grinding up DOFFs, I tend to get a rather gruesome picture in my mind about 5 poor, unfortunate common duty officers being ground up in a giant meat grinder a la Pink Floyd's, 'Another Brick in the Wall'.

Rather nasty I admit, but I can't help but think about that a lot of the time I am doing that.

Anybody else have interesting/weird thoughts and such about anything in the game?
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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  • kamiyama317kamiyama317 Member Posts: 1,295 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    When I was doing exploration missions the other day, I enter a system and one of my officers tells me there's a planet here and we should approach it and investigate.

    I'm thinking "It's a trap! BOMB THE PLANET!!!"

    Unfortunately there is never an option for planetary bombardment... And several minutes later I'm scanning energy-emitting fungus. I tell you we should have bombed the planet.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    "I wish I could do a Barrel Roll....."
  • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    When will I have enough zen to buy something.
    When will they have something I want to buy.
    :D
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  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Why don't orion women wear trousers ? theres a permanent draught up their loin cloths that comes from nowhere

    How come you get Ferengi bar tenders on a Klingon starbase?? did they bid lowest??

    Why is my Chief engineer stuck in the Wall again ?? (not recently actually we fired that guy)

    Why can't i replicate a cheese sandwich?

    Do Ferengi think joined Trill are "Dinner and entertainment"?

    Where are all the Male Orions??

    Does starfleet issue padded bras or has cosmetic surgery become compulsory?

    Why is YODA in ESD?
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  • amurorx0amurorx0 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Usually one or more of the following:

    Ikuzo, Trombe!

    Ikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Koushiriyoku beeeeeeemu!

    Kyokyoku! Gespenst! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

    Lanzerkanone!

    No matter how thick your armour... I have but to pierce it!

    Oh look, yet another <enter mis-spelling of enterprise here>, how original! -.-

    Ware wa R?tsel, R?tsel Feinschmecker.

    Think I got 'em all xD
    Ikuzo, Trombe!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • nyniknynik Member Posts: 1,628 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    I don't know why. But each time I am hailed by Admiral Quinn, I instinctively say aloud in a looong deep voice... "Quinnnnnnnney" - and hold up jazz hands. I have no idea why I do this.
  • blargskullblargskull Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    I normally sit in my ready room and think what or who should I feed to my carnivorous fish... then I summon a red shirt ensign. The conversation usually follows these lines.

    "Ensign I need you to clean the fish tank, I know it is a thankless job, but I trust you will be gentle and not injure my fish."

    "Yes Sir, Captain Rox, I will begin immediately!", they always respond with a big stupid smile. The kiss ups are always good for a few laughs. Then as I leave the room, I listen at the door for the faint sounds of screaming.

    I look at it as a test of their metal. If they survive, it will make them better officer material. What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger... so what if you have one or two artificial limbs. If they don't survive, then I have a standard accident report. I just fill out the name and date and Starfleet seems to expect those on a regular basis.
  • carmenaracarmenara Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    When on KDF seeing red UI

    "More bloodwine!" *takes a swig of whiskey and continues spewing DHC fire everywhere*

    amurorx0 wrote: »
    Usually one or more of the following:

    Ikuzo, Trombe!

    Ikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Koushiriyoku beeeeeeemu!

    Kyokyoku! Gespenst! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

    Lanzerkanone!

    No matter how thick your armour... I have but to pierce it!

    Oh look, yet another <enter mis-spelling of enterprise here>, how original! -.-

    Ware wa R?tsel, R?tsel Feinschmecker.

    Think I got 'em all xD




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  • goedzooigoedzooi Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    FED in sector space:

    I'm hungry...
    Are we there yet?
    Omg, my room really is a mess.
    Why are there no toilets on my ship?

    FED in space combat:

    I'm hungry...
    DIE (B****)!
    Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns!
    U no give me lockboxes!?
    After this is done I'm gonna scan some anomaly's.


    FED on ground:

    I'm hungry...
    *spams spacebar* ''LOOK AT ME I'M JUMPING LOL''
    I love my dual phaser pistols, they look so awesome.
    I've seen this place before...

    FED in ground combat:

    I'm hungry...
    DIE (B****)!
    Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns!
    U no give me lockboxes!?
    *Pokemon battle music.

    I have yet to play KDF :)
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    (Or a pig)

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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Anytime I use Quantum Slipstream, especially with a bunch of Driver Coil buffs running, I think this:

    "Ludicrous speed...GO!!!"
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • xlocutusofborgxxlocutusofborgx Member Posts: 1,376 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    when will i get the last prototype borg piece i need from cure to finish my set... thats my main thought atm :P
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  • supergaminggeeksupergaminggeek Member Posts: 616 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    "I wish these aliens were real. I love them all.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    "I need a hat."
  • captan2er0captan2er0 Member Posts: 837 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    *Romulan medic heals self to full*
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  • harryquinnharryquinn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Bonnykin! Boonnnnnnniekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuu?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • capt001capt001 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Last Mission of Season 1.
    My thoughts:
    Where the heck is this guy getting all of these D7 Battlecrusier reinforcements? Does he have a hidden armada in the next system?
  • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    harryquinn wrote: »
    Bonnykin! Boonnnnnnniekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuu?

    Aww man, I got the shivers again.
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    When I'm on my bridge I'll just randomly blurt out "Helm, ramming speed!"

    It's a trap!
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  • nrobbiecnrobbiec Member Posts: 959 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    These missions are so boring I wish I could just skip to level 50
  • aesicaaesica Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    harryquinn wrote: »
    Bonnykin! Boonnnnnnniekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuu?
    Wow, I hated that mission so much. *bump* O hay, a wall. *bump* O hay, another wall. FFS, this flashlight is terrible even by 21st century standards.
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  • kyeto13kyeto13 Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    *hit by a heavy torpedo barrage*

    OWWWIEE!!!!!

    *activates FU mode (Abalitve armor-> Evasive Maneuvers -> HE)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyltK6pmJGg


    *When Running back into the fight, fully recharged and doing my alpha strike*

    LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINS!!!

    *When I fully disable a target's shields, energy levels, and basically everything but it's hull

    Oh Yeah! Not so tough now without your- oh ****... it ended.
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  • aesicaaesica Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU~!

    Anytime I do the first mission on a new KDF character, or make a mistake while escaping the vault. ****ing Mogai Escorts...
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  • ashlarienashlarien Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    I imagine what it's like to be on Earth at night looking up, seeing hundreds of warp flashes all night long... then I think about how annoying that would be whilst camping. Or how much it would suck to just happen to be looking through a telescope in that exact spot.

    I also wonder if anyone has ever gotten reprimanded for hot-boxing a shuttlecraft.
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  • angrytargangrytarg Member Posts: 11,014 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Mostly it's "Why? WHY? WHYYYYYY!?"

    Dreaming of all the wasted potential this game had :/
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    "No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you." -Worf, son of Mogh
    "A filthy, mangy beast, but in its bony breast beat the heart of a warrior" - "faithful" (...) "but ever-ready to follow the call of the wild." - Martok, about a Targ
    "That pig smelled horrid. A sweet-sour, extremely pungent odor. I showered and showered, and it took me a week to get rid of it!" - Robert Justman, appreciating Emmy-Lou
  • aesicaaesica Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    angrytarg wrote: »
    Mostly it's "Why? WHY? WHYYYYYY!?"

    Dreaming of all the wasted potential this game had :/
    Yeah, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
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  • angrytargangrytarg Member Posts: 11,014 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    aesica wrote: »
    Yeah, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.

    :eek: A see what u did thar! :cool:
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    ^ Memory Alpha.org is not canon. It's a open wiki with arbitrary rules. Only what can be cited from an episode is. ^
    "No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you." -Worf, son of Mogh
    "A filthy, mangy beast, but in its bony breast beat the heart of a warrior" - "faithful" (...) "but ever-ready to follow the call of the wild." - Martok, about a Targ
    "That pig smelled horrid. A sweet-sour, extremely pungent odor. I showered and showered, and it took me a week to get rid of it!" - Robert Justman, appreciating Emmy-Lou
  • mrgig00mrgig00 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Yesterday, I was flying a Tuffli Freighter and doing doff missions when I got one that said "investigate entertainment opportunities with shape-shifting lockets" or something like that.

    My immediate thought was "I'm going to use a living creature as part of an entertainment device. I'm a pirate."

    Later, this idea evolved a little. I'm not a pirate; I'm one of those civilian defense contractors that gets sent in behind the military, cleaning up rebel outposts and setting up infrastructure. I'm not sure how I feel about that morally, but it's a fun game nonetheless.
  • bohiapbohiap Member Posts: 535
    edited August 2012
    harryquinn wrote: »
    Bonnykin! Boonnnnnnniekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuu?

    I hated that voice in that mission. It took me a couple of days to get it out of my head. When I had to do the mission again I turned my speakers off.

    When I did a Klingon alt during the first set of missions I kept thinking WTF? This is dull.
    This is what warriors get for an intro/tutorial? A tour of the city?

    When I see people jumping and bounding through ESD, or the beginning of Cure Ground, I picture them burning alive. The first couple of times I saw it I wanted to tell them to stop, drop and roll.

    When I finally got all three pieces of Mk XII MACO ground gear I started laughing and had to log off.
  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    Here's a couple more:

    I wonder, does my captain, being bored flying through space with nothing to do, suddenly yell out 'CHANGE PLACES' to which everyone suddenly scrambles around until the entire bridge crew is at a different station or chair?

    Also, I in turn wonder how the normal NPC enemies feel, when my fleet Star Cruiser, with running Ablative Jevonite Hardpoints, has more hull then they do, especially like a Borg cube!
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited August 2012
    I have just one thought....

    How do I get more dilithium so that I can exchange it for Zen?

    That's pretty much it... so far...
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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