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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Happy April Fools Day. Today we celebrate all the fools in the world, 80% of which post in this forum.

    *ducks*

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Happy April Fools Day. Today we celebrate all the fools in the world, 80% of which post in this forum.

    *ducks*

    :D

    I'll get back to you later :p


    I just had a 5 minute conversation about baseball with my boss', boss', boss', boss
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    To all personel in Sector G. INCOMING MISSILES! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Absolutely nothing happened in Sector 83 by 9 by 12 today. I repeat, nothing happened in Sector 83 by 9 by 12.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    "4A"

    Dammit, you sunk my starship!

    "3B"

    AHA! Miss! 6G!

    "you have angered Q and now have to withdraw to ESD"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Cosby-coded announcement:

    "I used to have an uncle called Stewie. Owned a Bicycle shop"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    The next person who does fill out their timesheet in a timely manner will be fired out of a cannon into I495.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    No boom today... boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Gaseous emissions are not allowed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    An expedition to Coriana space found MGDawson's starship a few days later, but they never found him. All the airlocks were sealed, but there was no trace of him inside. Some of the Ten-Forwardites believe he will come back some day, but I never saw him again in my lifetime...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    An expedition to Coriana space found MGDawson's starship a few days later, but they never found him. All the airlocks were sealed, but there was no trace of him inside. Some of the Ten-Forwardites believe he will come back some day, but I never saw him again in my lifetime...

    ... you hope :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?
    1. Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
    2. Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
    3. Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
    4. Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
    5. Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
    6. Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
    7. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
    8. Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
    9. Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
    10. Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Even after getting a (half a) thread to himself, Winters is still griping about it....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Attention: I may be slightly inebriated. Has anyone here ever tried HoneyJaeger? It's every bit as delicious as it sounds, especially when you chase it with a Tecate. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?
    1. Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
    2. Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
    3. Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
    4. Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
    5. Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
    6. Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
    7. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
    8. Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
    9. Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
    10. Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide

    Just so long as you remember H2O is not an oxide :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    wrote:
    Posting of off-topic comments, including but not limited to comments or discussions of a religious, or political nature.

    People should REALLY check out the April 5th rule changes. Me thinks the Ten Forward we know is toast.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    People should REALLY check out the April 5th rule changes. Me thinks the Ten Forward we know is toast.
    PPPFFFFTTT! :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Prepare the life rafts; I'll be filing my taxes today.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    "Ahh yes, the floods, the office moves....we lost no end of embarrasing paperwork"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    It is only by sheer will power I am not egging the Wikileaks truck in my parking lot
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    People should REALLY check out the April 5th rule changes. Me thinks the Ten Forward we know is toast.

    I didn't really notice anything new from the old rules. I'm lazy and need someone to go through and highlight what's different for me. :p

    I think most of the threads in 10F would be okay, though. A lot of people in the game continue their subscription because they want to play with the friends they socialize with here. They'd be shooting themselves in the foot if they enforced things here too hard. :rolleyes: .... ..... You're right, we're in trouble! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Taxes filed through TurboTax. Now, to see if Uncle Sam and Auntie Virginia will accept them. *crosses fingers*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    The Borg Queen is.. .Laughing.. Laughing at You.. That did not log on to 10 F her last night.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Females containg any percentage of Ravenstein, Capulet and Chat combined should be warned that your chances of living are seriously diminished.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?
    1. Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
    2. Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
    3. Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
    4. Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
    5. Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
    6. Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
    7. Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
    8. Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
    9. Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
    10. Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide

    ZOMG I looked it up and it gets worse!

    Dihydrogen monoxide:

    * is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
    * contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
    * may cause severe burns.
    * is fatal if inhaled.
    * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
    * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
    * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

    Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

    * as an industrial solvent and coolant.
    * in nuclear power plants.
    * in the production of Styrofoam.
    * as a fire retardant.
    * in many forms of cruel animal research.
    * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
    * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

    They did not include that it can and has been used in torture.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Link, your pork is ready!

    *Yay for musicals*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Archanubis wrote:

    Batman should know better. The Joker always survives somehow.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    I didn't really notice anything new from the old rules. I'm lazy and need someone to go through and highlight what's different for me.

    I think most of the threads in 10F would be okay, though. A lot of people in the game continue their subscription because they want to play with the friends they socialize with here. They'd be shooting themselves in the foot if they enforced things here too hard. :rolleyes: .... ..... You're right, we're in trouble! :eek:

    I have a bit of a confession. I only came back to this game because I missed you crazy people... And I was afraid of what Raven would do to Dean in my absence. :p
    Archanubis wrote:
    Taxes filed through TurboTax. Now, to see if Uncle Sam and Auntie Virginia will accept them. *crosses fingers*

    I filed my taxes a week ago. The money should be coming in any day now. I plan on using it to buy a new car... Maybe an old-school Dodge. There's a nice '91 Dodge Shadow convertible for sale in my town, and they're only asking 1k for it. That car will be mine! :D
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