What would you do if Ravenstein show up at your house in her cosplay costume?
Considering the distance and hassle involved in her getting here. I would not open the door.
What would you do if I showed up at your house with a 20 million dollar grand prize, but with a catch. You have to make out with Hulk Hogan and have that shown on youtube to claim your prize?
Depends. What kind of Vampire are we talking about? Nosferatu Vampire, lolita vampire, emo vampire, glittery vampire, or Underworld vampire?
You don't know since this is supposed to be happening in real life, but lets just say you saw them fly down from above and the fangs are clearly visible. Lets assume that you are certain it is not a trick.
Given that the current rage among the general consensus vampire wise are all prissy, glittery skinned weak and frail vampires, I'd have to go with my only option.
You can't sue the dragon for beating somebody to a bloody pulp - He's not capable of doing so!
Judge: Couldn't have done it you say? What proof do you have that ArchAnubis didn't do it?
*TAKE THAT!* *produces a piece of melted chocolate*
Judge: It's a....piece of melted chocolate?
*Nods* Exactly, your honor. Chocolate is a very delicious thing to eat, but it cannot withstand normal body temperature because it will start to melt. And as Anubis is completely made of chocolate, it would've made beating anybody into a pulp IMPOSSIBLE!
Prosecutor: Impossible!
Crowd: *Murmur murmur murmur*
Judge: *slams gavel three times* ORDER! ORDER!
ME: I'll have a large moo goo gai pan to go, your honor.
What would you do if I defended Anubis from being sued by you for being beaten to a bloody pulp?
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What would you do if the world really was flat?
What would you do if you were ginger (as in the food)?
Get a bunch of aliens addicted to me.
What would you do if you were eating dinner at Ravenstein's place.
What would you do if all the kittens in the world developped Cthulhu-like facetacles?
What would you do if rabbits became extinct?
What would you do if you were in the Locker (Davy Jones)?
What would you do if I was suddenly to become your elected representative?
What would you do if Hulkamania came crashing down onto you brother!
Nothing, as his next comment would be, *Crack!* "Ow, my back!"
What would you do if Ravenstein show up at your house in her cosplay costume?
Considering the distance and hassle involved in her getting here. I would not open the door.
What would you do if I showed up at your house with a 20 million dollar grand prize, but with a catch. You have to make out with Hulk Hogan and have that shown on youtube to claim your prize?
What would you do if your computer suddenly turned to wood?
What would you do if the game was updated, but they failed to update the servers, so it was impossible to play?
What would you do if you found out I was one of your favorite celebrities of all time, but cleverly disguised.
What would you do if someone stole your sammich? :eek:
What would you do if Hort stole your sammich?
What would you do if your secret stash of sweets disappeared?
What would you do if a vampire approached you and offered you immortality?
You don't know since this is supposed to be happening in real life, but lets just say you saw them fly down from above and the fangs are clearly visible. Lets assume that you are certain it is not a trick.
Sing the Anvil song!
(Same question)
Beat it to a bloody pulp. I'm a dragon! Unless some armored TRIBBLE comes around looking for a fight, I'm already immortal! Besides, I like the sun.
What would you do if a chocolate dragon beat you to a bloody pulp?
What would you do if I sued a dragon?
*slams desk*
You can't sue the dragon for beating somebody to a bloody pulp - He's not capable of doing so!
Judge: Couldn't have done it you say? What proof do you have that ArchAnubis didn't do it?
*TAKE THAT!* *produces a piece of melted chocolate*
Judge: It's a....piece of melted chocolate?
*Nods* Exactly, your honor. Chocolate is a very delicious thing to eat, but it cannot withstand normal body temperature because it will start to melt. And as Anubis is completely made of chocolate, it would've made beating anybody into a pulp IMPOSSIBLE!
Prosecutor: Impossible!
Crowd: *Murmur murmur murmur*
Judge: *slams gavel three times* ORDER! ORDER!
ME: I'll have a large moo goo gai pan to go, your honor.
What would you do if I defended Anubis from being sued by you for being beaten to a bloody pulp?
What would you do if I hired someone to deal with you?
Nobody got the reference?
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What would you do if you found yourself surronded by a pack of angry sehlats?
What would you do if you were Tobmstone'd?
Seek medical attention or come back as a zombie.
What would you do if you had unlimited free time?
:eek: Look! It's little Washu!!!
-chases little Washu with unlimited free time-
What would you do if you were being chased by a toucan?
(It's clear he'd have no idea what he'd do if he caught you. :rolleyes:)