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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    So he is the one who took that studio apartment next to mine!

    What if a neighbor was playing his stereo loudly at 2am?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I would start playing "Puff the Magic Dragon" on repeat and put the speakers up against the walls.

    What would you do if a neighbor knocked on your door, you opened it, and he punched you in the head?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Shotgun his Bobby bits right off and call him Susie.

    What would you do if your country out a limit on the amount of time you can be on or near a computer?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    What would you do if your country out a limit on the amount of time you can be on or near a computer?

    Wonder what the hell they were smoking, since there are precious few jobs that don't require the use of a computer of some kind.

    What would do if you woke up as the opposite gender?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Nothing I can type up at work :eek:

    What would you do to be The Doctor's Companion
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Ask Dr. Graystone to make mesa an avatar.

    What would you do if that technology really worked?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Go back in time and influence key events in history, so that when I return to my present time, I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! ...... Oh, TRIBBLE. You all heard that, didn't you?

    What are you gonna do about it?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Nothing, we'd all be your brainwashed minions, right?
    Oh Great Overlord, might I humbly suggest an all female military to keep civil order? I know I wouldn't oppose them.... :o
    edit: Wow, that thread I linked is 70 pages.... -bookmarked- :D

    What would you do if several armed, beautiful women walked up to your house and asked politely for your monthly taxes? And they had a flamethrower tank...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Order them to burn, baby burn!

    What would you do if you dug a hole and found a Sopwith Camel in your backyard?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Bazooka.

    What would you do if you had a bazooka?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Chat wrote:
    Bazooka.

    What would you do if you had a bazooka?

    End up in jail, and owing a lot of people a lot of money.

    What would you do if you were paid what you were owed?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I would be in heaven.

    What would you do if you owned a gigaton fission fusion nuclear warhead with an extra solar remote detonating device and a spaceship to get away?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Cruise the spaceways with my spaceship.

    What would you do to join the crew of Ravenstein's spaceship?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Design a gigaton fission fussion warhead with an extra solar remote detonator and present it to Ravenstein to join her most illustrious crew or better yet have myself converted into a dreadnought to the bidding of Heir Empress Ravenstein.

    Would you donate your being to Ravenstein? To become something more in death then you were in life?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I already serve the Empress. Though killing a few non-believers wouldn't hurt...and maybe a new deluxe rabbit hutch...

    What would you do if SaintHazard magically turned up behind you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Take a picture to show everyone he's still alive.

    What would you do if a klingon BoP suddenly decloaked over your house and demanded your surrender?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Take a picture to show everyone he's still alive.

    What would you do if a klingon BoP suddenly decloaked over your house and demanded your surrender?

    i would tie Col. Sanders to the roof and let the BoP fry him like chicken.........?

    What would you do if you were the victem of a home invasion by the Hamburgaler?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    castogere wrote: »
    i would tie Col. Sanders to the roof and let the BoP fry him like chicken.........?

    What would you do if you were the victem of a home invasion by the Hamburgaler?

    Hope against hope that I would be rescued by someone other than Ronald McDonald (or not rescued at all).

    What would you do if the creerpy King from those Buger King Commercials knocked on your door and demanded you kiss his ring?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Get the Shotgun!

    What would you do if you got lost in the TARDIS?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Use one of the many telephones at major conjunctive points and phone the customer service desk.

    What would you do upon recieving said phone call?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    call the doctor

    what would you do if a muffin begged you not to eat it?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Remind the muffin what happened to the Gingerbread Man

    What would you do if the Sun turned off?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    apologise for hurting her feelings.

    What would you do if it was Venus' fault?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    put it down to "time of the celestial month" and leave her alone.

    What would you do if you were magically transformed into a lego man?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Search for a Lego Woman and ask her if she was into that home invasion fantasy. Probably check to see if she had that bazooka first though.

    What would you do if the Lego people abandoned Star Trek and Star Wars products for the abomination that is Twilight?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Unleash my Lego Giant Robots upon them to much hilarity.

    What would you do if you had a giant robot for real?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Give it to you.

    What would you do if Ravenstein was declared Empress of Earth?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    What would you do if Ravenstein was declared Empress of Earth?

    Start a resistance movement under a pseudonym to entrap the disloyal elements and direct them against my enemies in the new Ravenstein Administration. Thereby eliminating my enemies and potential rebels.

    What would you do if you were caught in a cunning plan from which there was no escape?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Declare my undying fealty to Empress Ravenstein

    What would you do if you were Empress Ravenstein?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Declare my undying fealty to Empress Ravenstein

    What would you do if you were Empress Ravenstein?

    Something that would get my post pulled and me killed after I got switched back to me, and she got switched back to her.

    What would you do if Empress Ravenstein declared war on Cryptic (for not pulling my post fast enough for her pleasure)?
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