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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Scream and run out into the streets naked bopping people in the head at random.

    What would you do if you found out you only have a five year life span and tomorrow is your fifth birthday?
    Ever had an itch you could not scratch?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Probably watch House. And yes, they're a pain in the TRIBBLE.

    What would you do if you were wrongfully convicted of your wife's murder?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    hope that my court appointed attorney isn't a dumbass

    What would you do with a peacock feather, a bottle of gatorade and a 1932 Chrysler?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Speed down the main strip and when i get pulled over hand the Cop a Gatorade, tickle with the feather, and flee laughing.


    What would you do If you logged into STO and found everybody in capes and tights?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Realize the devs have been reading my request threads again and look for how to get a pony.

    What would you do if all that Season 3 had was ponies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I would increase my stalking of the apparently influential empress, this time with the help of my trusty pony mount. Hopefully, the klinks would get to ride their tiny pet targs as well. It'd look kinda like this.

    What would you do if a guy in a kitty suit was following you around on a pony? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I blame it on the circus
    http://www.myspace.com/mattsroastbeefsandwiches/videos
    ========
    Want Sparkle Horse, Like solomon Grundy wants a decent pair of pants
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I would get jeans.

    What would you do if you were stranded on a desert island with David Spade?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Kill him, if he was of no use.

    What would you do...if I offered you a a night in a hotel, free of charge?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Take it unless there were zombies or bedbugs.

    What would you do if your dog suddenly had the ability to talk?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Explain to him under harsh light what would happen to him if he ever told anyone my secret recipe. >_<

    What would you do if deer ate everything in your garden, but left your lettuce plants mysteriously alone...? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Make him a salad...with arsenic dressing. (Why do I get the impression that that actually happened)

    Would you be able to live with killing an animal purely for sport?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    No. If I decide to ever kill an animal as little will be wasted as possible.

    ...If I took over page 1? muahaha.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I would begin an underground resistance on page 2 and slowly whittle away at your infrastructure

    What would you do if you accidentally started a wildfire?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    "Accidentally? Yeah umm... Sure lets go with that story mr police officer."

    What would you do if 40% of your body is now orange?
    (ok so its only my fingers but it feels like more...)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Chat wrote:
    What would you do if 40% of your body is now orange?
    (ok so its only my fingers but it feels like more...)

    Make sure that next time I live a little further from the Cheetos factory. (It seemed cool at the time - before the explosion.)

    What would you do if Slimer from the Real Ghostbusters was real?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Hold a wet slime-shirt contest.

    What would you do if you got a cake with 2 layers of banana, chocolate glazing and a cute kitten face made of moar chocolate on top?
    (mesa making cake for the bf :D)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Chocolate and banana? Lemme at it

    What would you do if you were suddenly made King of England?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    So wait... that's mean I'd be your bf? Well, at least you like wet slimeshirt contests, so you couldn't be all that bad. I'd accept your cake :D

    What would you do if your long distance relationship who you thought was a girl turned out to be a viking man? :eek:

    edit: arrrhhhh I was ninja'd!! I would send out my royal armies to fight ninjas. While dressed like ninjas. Sexy ninjas. And instead of sending them to fight I'd just have them creep around and keep the public in line.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Well I had one with a viking man that turned out to be a g
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Celebrate! Then my gf could bug me about them anymore

    What would you do if there were Viking hordes were attacking your village?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    hort_wort wrote: »
    So wait... that's mean I'd be your bf? Well, at least you like wet slimeshirt contests, so you couldn't be all that bad. I'd accept your cake :D

    What would you do if your long distance relationship who you thought was a girl turned out to be a viking man? :eek:

    Thats is exactly what Im looking for, my real name is Olga and I have a magic tractor.............actually I hope he wouldn't pillage my manhood.


    -What would you do if your boss caught you stealing a case of astro glide while you were dressed in a toga?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Chat wrote:
    Well I had one with a viking man that turned out to be a g
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    call a realtor

    What would you do if you had four arms?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Have 2 girlfriends.

    What would you do if you had the Midas touch?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Seduce my evil ex boyfriends. mwahahaha.

    What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alon on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    id ask why that strange boy was in my house pretending to be my son, and kick that other strange man out of my house before i lose my temper.

    what would you if ten forward was no more.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Thank the heavens for delivering me from the seductive evil that is EJ :eek:
    -hides under a rock-

    What would you do if someone found your hiding spot under a rock?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    smack them upside the head with said rock, then bury the evidence under said hiding place, then find a new hiding place

    What would you do if you blew your nose and your mucus talked and moved like in the Mucinex commercials?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'd make some tea.

    What would you do if you could go back in time to high school and change one thing?
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