Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Ten-Forward. They are a small vociferous minority... and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in Ten-Forward. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new posters are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And, finally, The Win is Mine!
And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to get My Win!
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What's so cool about losing
No, you happen to be LOSING with it
We have almost identical player characters, that's spooky