The Capulet and Ravenstein governments issued a joint statement today recognizing the legitimacy of the Win of CAPTWinters and throwing their support behind the new campaign. It is our hope that this unprecedented act of cooperation between two previously hostile governments will mark the beginning of a new age of cooperation and trust.
...reports today of a unison between Capulet and Ravenstein proclaiming the legitimate win for Captain Winters forgot to mention that Matt Dawson was also a legitimate holder.
It was the end of the Earth year 2409, and the war was upon us. As anticipated, a few days after the Capulet-Ravenstein treaty was announced, MGDawson widened his war to include many of the rest of Ten-Forward. And there was another war brewing closer to home. A personal one whose cost would be higher than any of us could imagine. We came to this place because Ten-Forward was our last, best hope for peace. By the end of 2409, we knew that it had failed. But in so doing, it became something greater. As the war expanded, it became our last, best hope for My Win. Because sometimes peace is another word for surrender, and because secrets have a way of getting out.
This is CAPTWinters of Ten-Forward, and this is the first official broadcast of the new Voice of the Resistance. We're sending this thread out to every account holder that wants to hear the truth, to our fallen comrades and freedom fighters on STO: Discussion and Starfleet Academy, and to the rest of Ten-Forward, which, despite what you may have heard, is still our home and still the one dream that we are as loyal to now as we ever have been. Over the last three years, ever since MGDawson took over after arranging the "disapearance" of our favorite Platypus, you have been hearing nothing but misinformation, propaganda, and outright fibs. Now we're going to tell you the truth, and we're going to keep telling it until they shut us down or until MGDawson steps down and returns Ten-Forward to the hands of its people. You can needle us, you can take our spatial anaomalies, destroy our ships in PvP, claim vicotry at random times, but you cannot kill My Win- and My Win is back in business.
Hello This is your undercover News Reporter
"Code Name Cisco Kid"
It is rumoured here at Utopian Military Prep Academy.. that some Glee Club will Start Learning Klingon Opera
Like South PArk tried to save the Rain Forest with a Choir.. That is just a Undine Conspiracy..
As a Crusher Scholarship Recipient on Board the USS BLack Swan I can say..
That non-Undine Klingon's are meeting with Un-Undine Federation Senior Officers and forming some sort of WIN Troika at Drozana Station..
Recovered terrain lore reveals a parallel to something called Monte Carlo and a Agent of Her MAjesty's Secret Service " Jamy Bonds " or something.. These agent have a lab dish and a electrified wire take out knifes and ***** fingers then test the blood using the ODO crusher Home Mister Wizard Standard issue tester kit. The test has a 78.37 rate for first exams and questionable results are sent to some spooky secret basement level that has been rumoured to Have CLaw auctions.. The Devidian Tester kit was discarded after this reporter discovered the Davidians were lying to get more victims in their part of the basement.
As a Side note I will be opening a 23rd Century Boutique with a recently discovered supply of Retro StarFleet and Klingon fashions.
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anyway, Bacon for the winner.
Ok. You deserve something.
The WIN isn't it, though.
I Win in the name of all cookies
Baseball for the WIN!
Hello This is your undercover News Reporter
"Code Name Cisco Kid"
It is rumoured here at Utopian Military Prep Academy.. that some Glee Club will Start Learning Klingon Opera
Like South PArk tried to save the Rain Forest with a Choir.. That is just a Undine Conspiracy..
As a Crusher Scholarship Recipient on Board the USS BLack Swan I can say..
That non-Undine Klingon's are meeting with Un-Undine Federation Senior Officers and forming some sort of WIN Troika at Drozana Station..
Recovered terrain lore reveals a parallel to something called Monte Carlo and a Agent of Her MAjesty's Secret Service " Jamy Bonds " or something.. These agent have a lab dish and a electrified wire take out knifes and ***** fingers then test the blood using the ODO crusher Home Mister Wizard Standard issue tester kit. The test has a 78.37 rate for first exams and questionable results are sent to some spooky secret basement level that has been rumoured to Have CLaw auctions.. The Devidian Tester kit was discarded after this reporter discovered the Davidians were lying to get more victims in their part of the basement.
As a Side note I will be opening a 23rd Century Boutique with a recently discovered supply of Retro StarFleet and Klingon fashions.
Nice try!
Yoink!
My Win
You missed...
Boot to the head!
I Win!
Anyone wanna trade bodies?
No thank you. I'm the winner with mine
You sure?
Oh no. I have seen too many episodes where this happens and the results are never pretty.
Almost 12000 posts. Sadly I think with the new forum guidelines none of us will be the winner.
But for now. I WIN!
That particular rule isn't new Corban.
Oh. I just seemed so CLEARLY defined. Of course I never read the old rules so...:o
And Win 12000 is mine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now stop it!