Here's a good one--if a bit obscure--from the very first episode of an Anime known as The King of Braves GaoGaiGar:
"Success Rates are nothing more than Scientific Theory. A Brave Heart can defy any odds!!" - Taiga, leader of the Gutsy Geoid Guard, just before authorizing the first ever Final Fusion (which is a sequence so awesome, it has to be seen to be believed)
"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause."
-Senator Amidala witnessing the reaction to Chancellor Palpatine's announcement of forming the Galactic Empire. (Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith)
"Wait. How did this happen? We're smarter than this"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi after he, Anakin, and the Chancellor are captured by Grievous in a ray-shield while trying to rescue the Chancellor. (Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith)
"Let me guess, you're from outer space."
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Marcus: "Well how about I put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the Vorlon god Booji?"
Ivanova: "That's it!"
Marcus: "...ok, i'll go get a bucket."
Holly: Pawn to King four eh? He's a sly one.
Lister: So who's winning Hol?
Holly: Well, he is really. That was the first move.
Holly: What's happening, dudes?
Lister: Hi, Hol.
Holly: Guess what?
Rimmer: What?
Holly: Go on. Have a guess.
Rimmer: What is it vaguely about?
Holly: No clues. Just have a guess.
Lister: Hang on. You can't do this. Holly's got an I.Q. of 6,000.
Holly: Yeah. Right on.
Queeg: Is that what he told you?
Lister: Well what is it, then?
Queeg: It has a six in it, but it's not 6,000.
The Cat: What is it?
Queeg: Six.
Holly: Six? Do me a lemon. That's a poor I.Q. for a glass of water.
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I'd rather believe that time is a companion, that goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived.
Delenn: "...and you know what they say? "Mine mine mine mine..."
Sheridan: "That's a lie!"
Delenn: "Minbari do not lie!"
Sheridan: "Then it's slander!"
Delenn: "For it to be slander, it must be false. That's two down."
Sheridan: "Then it's....damned inconvenient."
Delenn: "The truth usually is."
Vir: "I'd like to live just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come at too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this..."
Londo: "Hahahaha... No, it's just that, it's not often I'm in the presence of living history. It tends to make the air a little thin... You do realize... you are quite mad."
Kosh: "If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die."
Ivanova: "Anything else you need?!"
Sheridan: "A glass of whiskey, a gun and two bullets."
Ivanova: "May I borrow your PPG to shoot myself squarely in the head?"
Lenir: "Executing "getting the hell out of here" maneuver".
Delenn: "If I do not see you again here, I will see you in a little while, in a place where no shadows fall."
Delenn: "I am grey. I stand between the candle and the star. We are grey. We stand between the darkness and the light."
Londo: "You will simply have to wait your turn!"
Bester: "That's a lie."
Sinclair: "Yes, it is. What's your point?"
Londo: "Our marriage ceremonies are solemn, sober moments of reflection; also regret, disagreement, argument and mutual recrimination. Once you know it can't get any worse, you can relax and enjoy the marriage."
Lorien: "Finding something worth dying for is easy. Do you have anything worth living for?"
Drazi Ambassador: "Captain Sheridan! We thought you were dead!"
Sheridan: "I was. I'm better now."
Zathras: "Cannot run out of time! There is infinite time! You are finite, Zathras is finite, this...is wrong tool."
Optimus Prime: "Autobots, transform and rollout!"
Malcolm Reynolds: "Darn." *kicks a guard out the ship loading bay mid-flight*
Alice: "I knew your sister... she was a homicidal b*tch!"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. "
"I mean I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look...comfortable examining a potted plant."
"You're just shy."
"You make it sound as if it's nothing serious."
Kryten: Well at least Mr Lister's guitar survived intact... Not even Mr Lister's guitar survived intact
Cat: What are we waiting for, why don't we raise the defensive shields?
Kryten: An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: One, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know technically speaking that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.
Kryten: Looks like they are ready to fix a price.
Rimmer: I thought we'd already fixed a price with all the bangles and
baubles we'd given them.
Kryten: Oh no sir, that was just for the honour of entering their
watunga, or hut. The bartering proper begins now.
Gelf Leader: Rec raht wig dig ana tut pata.
Kryten: Oh dear.
"Okay, let's see here... Shatner, Shatner... no, doesn't look like he's in this one; we're safe."
Tom Servo: MST3K The Movie
"Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
Captain Jean Luc Picard
Dr. Beverly Crusher: So much for the Enterprise-E.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We barely knew her.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Think they'll build another one?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.
"So you're all astronauts on some sort of... star trek? "
Zefram Cochrane
"There is an old Vulcan proverb: 'Only Nixon could go to China.'" - Captain Spock, ST VI:TUC
"Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish that I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger." -HK-47, SW:KotOR2
"Hope you got an airbag!" - Captain Steve Miller, Independance Day
And a couple of my favorites from the Family Guy Star Wars special
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes from the beach, twenty minutes downtown!" - Darth Stewie
"Let it go? What, are we charging by the laser now?" - Imperial officer about the escape pod with C3P0 and R2D2
Rimmer: Lets put it to a vote. On the one hand we have a computer with an IQ in excess of 12,000 and a complete grasp of Astrophysics, and on the other we have Lister. Who, and lets be fair to him, is a complete gimp.
Rimmer: You jammy Goit
Rimmer: Your going to drink an entire six pack of wicked strength lager ?
Rimmer: I'm not speaking quickly im speaking perfectly normally. It's you your speaking to slowly, it's like trying to have a conversation with Paul Roper on dope.
and finally
Cat: So what is it ? Lister: Oh someone punch him out !
"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
Oooooohhhh I wish I remembered that Delenn quote!!
Excellant
"If Kailee doen't bleed some of the heat off the engines, this landing's going to get pretty interesting!"
"Define 'interesting'."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
"Well, just get us on the ground."
"That part's going to happen pretty definitely!"
And that's just in the space of a minute. Now, from the series proper:
"If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to go to a very special level of Hell... one reserved for murderers and people who talk in movie theaters."
"Well lookie here, seems we arrived just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"
"Big damn heroes, sir!"
"Ain't we just."
"But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
"Well, the days of me not respecting you have certainly come to a middle."
"Mercy is the mark of a great man. *stab* OK, so I'm a good man. *stab* Well, I'm alright."
Comments
Remo: unarmed and dangerous
Dr. Venture: Might be, kind ofI mean, I didn't use the whole thing!
Wash: "Oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence
and then explode.
"Success Rates are nothing more than Scientific Theory. A Brave Heart can defy any odds!!" - Taiga, leader of the Gutsy Geoid Guard, just before authorizing the first ever Final Fusion (which is a sequence so awesome, it has to be seen to be believed)
What do you all think?
-Senator Amidala witnessing the reaction to Chancellor Palpatine's announcement of forming the Galactic Empire. (Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith)
"Wait. How did this happen? We're smarter than this"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi after he, Anakin, and the Chancellor are captured by Grievous in a ray-shield while trying to rescue the Chancellor. (Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith)
"Let me guess, you're from outer space."
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
or
Marcus: "Well how about I put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the Vorlon god Booji?"
Ivanova: "That's it!"
Marcus: "...ok, i'll go get a bucket."
Lister: So who's winning Hol?
Holly: Well, he is really. That was the first move.
Holly: What's happening, dudes?
Lister: Hi, Hol.
Holly: Guess what?
Rimmer: What?
Holly: Go on. Have a guess.
Rimmer: What is it vaguely about?
Holly: No clues. Just have a guess.
Lister: Hang on. You can't do this. Holly's got an I.Q. of 6,000.
Holly: Yeah. Right on.
Queeg: Is that what he told you?
Lister: Well what is it, then?
Queeg: It has a six in it, but it's not 6,000.
The Cat: What is it?
Queeg: Six.
Holly: Six? Do me a lemon. That's a poor I.Q. for a glass of water.
Scotty: "Up yer shaft."
-Jean Luc Picard
Sheridan: "That's a lie!"
Delenn: "Minbari do not lie!"
Sheridan: "Then it's slander!"
Delenn: "For it to be slander, it must be false. That's two down."
Sheridan: "Then it's....damned inconvenient."
Delenn: "The truth usually is."
Vir: "I'd like to live just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come at too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this..."
Londo: "Hahahaha... No, it's just that, it's not often I'm in the presence of living history. It tends to make the air a little thin... You do realize... you are quite mad."
Kosh: "If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die."
Ivanova: "Anything else you need?!"
Sheridan: "A glass of whiskey, a gun and two bullets."
Ivanova: "May I borrow your PPG to shoot myself squarely in the head?"
Lenir: "Executing "getting the hell out of here" maneuver".
Delenn: "If I do not see you again here, I will see you in a little while, in a place where no shadows fall."
Delenn: "I am grey. I stand between the candle and the star. We are grey. We stand between the darkness and the light."
Londo: "You will simply have to wait your turn!"
Bester: "That's a lie."
Sinclair: "Yes, it is. What's your point?"
Londo: "Our marriage ceremonies are solemn, sober moments of reflection; also regret, disagreement, argument and mutual recrimination. Once you know it can't get any worse, you can relax and enjoy the marriage."
Lorien: "Finding something worth dying for is easy. Do you have anything worth living for?"
Drazi Ambassador: "Captain Sheridan! We thought you were dead!"
Sheridan: "I was. I'm better now."
Zathras: "Cannot run out of time! There is infinite time! You are finite, Zathras is finite, this...is wrong tool."
Optimus Prime: "Autobots, transform and rollout!"
Malcolm Reynolds: "Darn." *kicks a guard out the ship loading bay mid-flight*
Alice: "I knew your sister... she was a homicidal b*tch!"
- Nabeshin
"As the size of the explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."
-Vaarsuvius
- Puuchus, Excel Saga
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." The G-Man
This is one of my all time favorite quotes.
"You're just shy."
"You make it sound as if it's nothing serious."
- Barclay and La Forge, Hollow Pursuits
Cat: What are we waiting for, why don't we raise the defensive shields?
Kryten: An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: One, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know technically speaking that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.
Kryten: Looks like they are ready to fix a price.
Rimmer: I thought we'd already fixed a price with all the bangles and
baubles we'd given them.
Kryten: Oh no sir, that was just for the honour of entering their
watunga, or hut. The bartering proper begins now.
Gelf Leader: Rec raht wig dig ana tut pata.
Kryten: Oh dear.
Tom Servo: MST3K The Movie
"Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
Captain Jean Luc Picard
Dr. Beverly Crusher: So much for the Enterprise-E.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We barely knew her.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Think they'll build another one?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.
"So you're all astronauts on some sort of... star trek? "
Zefram Cochrane
"Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish that I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger." -HK-47, SW:KotOR2
"Hope you got an airbag!" - Captain Steve Miller, Independance Day
And a couple of my favorites from the Family Guy Star Wars special
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes from the beach, twenty minutes downtown!" - Darth Stewie
"Let it go? What, are we charging by the laser now?" - Imperial officer about the escape pod with C3P0 and R2D2
Rimmer: Lets put it to a vote. On the one hand we have a computer with an IQ in excess of 12,000 and a complete grasp of Astrophysics, and on the other we have Lister. Who, and lets be fair to him, is a complete gimp.
Rimmer: You jammy Goit
Rimmer: Your going to drink an entire six pack of wicked strength lager ?
Rimmer: I'm not speaking quickly im speaking perfectly normally. It's you your speaking to slowly, it's like trying to have a conversation with Paul Roper on dope.
and finally
Cat: So what is it ? Lister: Oh someone punch him out !
Oooooohhhh I wish I remembered that Delenn quote!!
Excellant
That series just has too many memorable quotes.
"If Kailee doen't bleed some of the heat off the engines, this landing's going to get pretty interesting!"
"Define 'interesting'."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
"Well, just get us on the ground."
"That part's going to happen pretty definitely!"
And that's just in the space of a minute. Now, from the series proper:
"If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to go to a very special level of Hell... one reserved for murderers and people who talk in movie theaters."
"Well lookie here, seems we arrived just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"
"Big damn heroes, sir!"
"Ain't we just."
"But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
"Well, the days of me not respecting you have certainly come to a middle."
"Mercy is the mark of a great man. *stab* OK, so I'm a good man. *stab* Well, I'm alright."
Jeez, I could just go on and on...
- Schlok Mercenary