Was conscripted into the Turkish army as a small child to wash the soldiers' uniforms. This included several hundred pairs of socks that hadn't been outside a pair boots for several hundred miles.
Will experience debilitating pain, unspeakable agony, and the loss of all of his hair when a voodoo doll bearing his likeness falls into the hands of a 5-year-old girl.
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TPAM is guilty of not having made those flapjacks tastier.
Has an unhealthy obsession with Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell
He isn't going to be the last to post though