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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    And lose my chance to bust your chops ???? NEVER !! What fun would that be ??!!???
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Deanna Troy, while on Qo'nos, was admiring a Female Klingon's necklace.

    "What is it made of?" she asked.

    "Denebian Slime Devil's teeth," the Klingon replied.

    "I suppose," Deanna said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

    "Oh, no," The Klingon objected. "Any fool can open an oyster."
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Very true. A victory where you have risked nothing is worth nothing.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    And there...we sum up the Klingon mentality in one scene.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RStoney wrote: »
    And there...we sum up the Klingon mentality in one scene.

    hehe here is some other stuff:D :

    The Brigadier General enters the doctor's office. He addresses the doctor.

    "You've got to help me! I'm troubled by silent gas emissions.
    All the time, these silent gas emissions!
    Yesterday at the Council of Elders, I had five silent gas emissions.
    Today, in the Great Hall, I had nine silent gas emissions.
    And now, in your office, I've had three silent gas emissions.
    How can you cure these silent gas emissions?
    What will you do?"

    The doctor replied, "Well, first I'm going to check your hearing!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    G'ah. Just give me nose plugs !
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:

    1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
    2. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
    3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
    4. Our competitors are without honor!
    5. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
    6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
    7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
    8. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
    9. My program has just dumped Stova Core!
    10. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb, really ?

    What? You lowly dishonorable targ pup? Are you afraid of a little dark ??
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    The light bulb was not changed. It was executed for failure.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    The light bulb was not changed. It was executed for failure.

    Ha-ha-ha-ha-HA! Indeed! That would suit a klingon warrior much better!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    He wanted to dominate the other side as well.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RStoney wrote: »
    He wanted to dominate the other side as well.

    Yep :D
    A: To conquer the other side.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Join the KDF, seek out new life, and new civilisations, and conquer them for the glory of the Empire.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Alt Answer

    He wanted to eat the chicken. Raw is just fine.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Raw? What kind of Klingon has to wait for his food to be dead before he starts on it?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Don't forget, tonight is Klingon night at the U.
    Rank Up a Klingon Night: Every Tuesday, 18:30 PT / 20:30 CT / 21:30 ET / 01:30 GMT, 2 hours
    - Dust off your neglected Klingon and level them up with a team. All levels welcome, we'll squad to the level that brings the most experience for the most people.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    Raw? What kind of Klingon has to wait for his food to be dead before he starts on it?

    Food is no good if its dead!:mad:

    ;)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Klingons should strive to conquer all challenges.

    This includes lunch :)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    HairyHeretic wrote: »
    Klingons should strive to conquer all challenges.

    This includes lunch :)

    Indeed! And may the battles be honourable ones! BLAAARP MORE GAGH!

    WHA-HA-HA-HA-HAha:D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Borg Answering Machine Message:

    WE ARE BORG.
    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
    YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

    But we're not home right now, so leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Grraver wrote:
    Indeed! And may the battles be honourable ones! BLAAARP MORE GAGH!

    WHA-HA-HA-HA-HAha:D

    I meant:

    BLAAARP MORE BLOODWINE!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Grraver wrote:
    I meant:

    BLAAARP MORE BLOODWINE!

    Don't come near me if I 've had too much gagh or bloodwine...I'll be likely to blow the house down with my Klingon constitution...lol

    Oh wait...my federation prisoner...umm firend passed out on the floor from the smell...such as the proverbial canary.

    Q'Apla :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    LittleTerribleRomulan wrote:
    Don't come near me if I 've had too much gagh or bloodwine...I'll be likely to blow the house down with my Klingon constitution...lol

    Oh wait...my federation prisoner...umm firend passed out on the floor from the smell...such as the proverbial canary.

    Q'Apla :D

    hehe well if the smell is that bad this universe might not survive the klingons! join us! in our quest for conquest!:D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    If your foes eyes are watering, that's an advantage in a fight. :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Just don't shoot a plasma torp. From the the rear tube of your ship, or the rear tube in the Captain's chair....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Are fore plasma torps allowed? hehe
    w00t more new kling stuff!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Launch them from the new evil fish carrier .. it will be suitably evil.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Indeed! Mhuhahaha!
    :D
    Now where is my short little guy in a little white suit?
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