Surprised this hasn't been done before, it's a pretty popular idea. But that's why I'm here, to handle the cliche ideas so you don't have to.
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Imagine, if you will, a confrontation between the most popular people in Ten-Forward. Not for any crown, not for rulership, but merely for bragging rights. This is that confrontation.
Below, you will find some of the most well-known people in this forum, as well as a short description. The rules are simple: each competitor begins with 10 points. Every time you post, you must 'hurt' one competitor, subtracting 1 point, and 'heal' a separate competitor, adding a point. Once a competitor reaches 0, they are defeated. The last one surviving wins... I don't know, a cool title, something like 'supreme warlord of the arena'.
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One rule: if you're a competitor, you can't vote to hurt or heal yourself.
With that being said, let's meet the competitors!
Sintar: Ninja'd in like some kind of crazed ninja. I can respect that.
Daevan: The self-proclaimed
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass of the forums, the legendary keeper of the Brushie Bat enters the battle armed only with his wits and intuition. And guns.
Lots and lots of guns.Dekar: Severed from the Borg collective, Dekar has developed delusions of
heroism and megalomania... But can he keep his crown?
Ravenstein: The Machiavellian schemer of the forums, Ravenstein enjoys subjugating her enemies with an iron fist. Under her
frigid exterior, however, she secretly enjoys long walks on the beach and fluffy bunnies.
Febostaf: The bringer of a bloody
revolution that has swept the Ten-Forward forums, and the founder of the Ten-Forward Church itself.
Chat: Chat is everywhere, yet nowhere. She is in the unconsciousness beyond consciousness, and she
watches you while you sleep.Tessa: The closest thing these forums have to
The Chick, Tessa has built up quite a following. Her passing resemblance to Felicia Day only helps matters.
Woebetide: Oh, Woe Betide!
Capulet: The designated
Action Girl of the forums, Capulet joins the fight by popular demand.
Rusty Diodes: Yet another ninja, the Diodes has been added by popular demand.
So, there are our competitors. Let the games begin!
Comments
I attack Daevan for implying i'm a meglomaniac...iinsane maybe...but meglomaniac? NAY!
I'll heal tessa cause she is still scared from the last canadian hug we shared....
Hmmm not a competitor...Pffffffft then no rules for me :cool: *heats the blade of a long sword white hot and drives it into Daevan's chest grip first* Cruel attack #22! have fun pulling it out
Gah! I was actually going to write you in, as well as a few more people, but 10 seemed a bit too much.
So the totals stand at:
Daevan: 8
Dekar: 10
Ravenstein: 10
Febostaf: 10
Chat: 10
Tessa: 11
They're RP-elitists!!!
I fire-extinguish all competitors and retreat to the USS Tough Sell to hide.
(Stole the intraweb at a friends place. muahahahaha)
/assimilates Capulet
Capulet HP:10
And here are the standings:
Daevan: 9
Dekar: 10
Ravenstein: 10
Febostaf: 10
Chat: 10
Tessa: 11
Capulet: 10
Woebetide: 10
/heals Daevan
Can the world really handle the sheer awesomeness of two Chats?
Hmm... I dunno, bribe me. 200,000 credits and your firstborn should do well.
And now the standings!
Daevan: 9
Dekar: 10
Ravenstein: 10
Febostaf: 10
Chat: 9
Tessa: 11
Capulet: 10
Woebetide: 10
Tessa's leading the pack so far, while the Daevan and Chat fall slightly behind. The world can't handle our awesomeness, it seems.
see...further proof that woman are way to insecure.
Chat..i'm sure your not that fat...its all in your head!
I'm bet you are a lovely person!
I heal Capulet. Severing her link to the Collective.
/heals Chat because she's gonna need it, with such a vast collection of enemies.
Daevan: 7
Dekar: 10
Ravenstein: 10
Febostaf: 10
Chat: 10
Tessa: 11
Capulet: 11
Woebetide: 10
Rusty Diodes: 10
dekar does not attack anyone at this time.
Woe does not attack at this time.
thats a great idea....i'm going for lunch...
dekar attacks Steak,cheese and bacon honey oat sub...
I think Rusty_Diodes should totally be in on this.
Hmmm om nom nom i like on italian herb & cheese myself but honey oat is a nice change
i blame chat...
/attacks chat with a piece of cheese...
/heal Dekar
Woe does not attack at this time.
/heals tessa with a big wet canadian hug...nanoprobes and all
Edit...that wasn't supposed to be qouted...but meh lol
/heals Dekar... For being made of Canadian awesome.
Yeah, I'm kinda the chick, huh?
is /hurt for not being included in OP list.
Woe still doesn't attack at this time...
My feelings have been shattered as well. I take this as a personal affront and plan to petition this. What are we talking about again?
- Dark Action Girl - Fencing, Melee, Shooting, Archery. Done all that. Pretty good at the first three. Want to add naginatajutsu (spear fighting) to that someday.
- Fiery Redhead - Redhead
- Hot Librarian - Even works in a library
- Meganekko - Wears glasses
Therefore, I am afraid I will just have to hurt you Dekar.
And might as well heal Chat. Go for it Chat, get out there and tank like a Baneblade!