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Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of STO

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2010 in Ten Forward
Here're the one-liners I have so far. Any others?

Wil Wheaton can take out three Vor'cha with just a runabout.
Wil Wheaton defended Starbase 24 by himself, with a phaser rifle.
Wil Wheaton disables his personal shield because it's too wussy.
Wil Wheaton measures his day by how many Gorn he bench-pressed.
An Orion fired a disruptor at Wil Wheaton and the PIRATE'S molecules flew apart.
Wil Wheaton was bored on the plane ride to PAX, so he memorized Memory Alpha.
Wil Wheaton doesn't need bridge officers.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I will never forget him for what he did to Sheldon. Filthy liar!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm totally on board with this...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    while the lines where indeed funny, i can not bring myself to support this.

    Patrick stewart....maybe...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Chuck norris is the chuck norris of sto
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I love people who nerdrage over Wesley Crusher every time Wil Wheaton gets brought up.

    People forget that Wil Wheaton hates Weasley Crusher almost as much as the rest of us. But if you're a young actor who happens to be a fan of science fiction, and someone say to you "Hey, you wanna co-star with Patrick Stewart on a new Star Trek show?" would you say no? :D

    Wil Whaton is awesome, just follow him on Twitter and you'll see. My favorite (paraphrased), in referance to a Hockey Game he was watching:
    "Uh oh, the kings are in their losing sweaters tonight. And trust me, I know a thing or two about bad sweaters."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I am definitely in favor of this. While I was never really that big of a Wesley fan, I am in fact, quite a big fan of the wHeaton, and his writing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm not a Wesley fan either...thats why its funny to me. The only character I like less is Guinan. Maybe we can institute that? Whenever anyone asks any kind of question in game someone could refer them to Guinan because she has all the answers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Dekar_Corvus wrote:
    while the lines where indeed funny, i can not bring myself to support this.

    Patrick stewart....maybe...

    Captain Picard is so awesome, he can pwn twice as well as Kirk....
    In a RED shirt.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    We already agreed that Akira Sulu is the Chuck Norris of STO.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    PodSix wrote:
    We already agreed that Akira Sulu is the Chuck Norris of STO.

    I do not recall agreeing to such nonsense
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Fairmaid10 wrote:
    I do not recall agreeing to such nonsense

    I agreed to it and have been perpetuating this sad reality.

    Sulu and his whereabouts has become our running gag.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of STO

    How about not having a Chuck Norris type of entity in the STO galaxy. Besides, Chuck's head doesn't fit inside the known galaxy we have, and Wil Wheaton is now too cool for any kind of Star Trek in his life.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of my bedroom.......


    ....erm.....


    ...yea.....

    :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    skylatron wrote:
    Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of my bedroom.......


    ....erm.....


    ...yea.....

    :eek:

    Eh, could do worse. He is not bad looking and certainly has the nerdcred to get in my door. He just needs to survive the gauntlet, hand to hand combat trial, and finally the Judging of the Bunny.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'd much rather have Worf be the Chuck Norris if we absolutely had to. Once he got the DS9 the writers actually let him win fights!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    PodSix wrote:
    We already agreed that Akira Sulu is the Chuck Norris of STO.

    No, he is the mankriks wife of STO....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Eh, could do worse. He is not bad looking and certainly has the nerdcred to get in my door. He just needs to survive the gauntlet, hand to hand combat trial, and finally the Judging of the Bunny.

    Whoa, at first I read "Juggling of the Bunny". I was very confused...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    imatree wrote:
    How about not having a Chuck Norris type of entity in the STO galaxy. Besides, Chuck's head doesn't fit inside the known galaxy we have, and Wil Wheaton is now too cool for any kind of Star Trek in his life.

    Too cool? Is that why he did VO for EVERY Romulan on the Narada except Nero in the new film?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    ......fail
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of STO

    You mean hairy, cheesy, and overrated? :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    .... and finally the Judging of the Bunny.

    What do I gotta do now?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    MechaBunneh wrote:
    What do I gotta do now?

    Hop about and gnaw on a carrot or two?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    MechaBunneh wrote:
    What do I gotta do now?

    To enter my place the bunny must approve of you. Failure to win the favor of the bunny means you cannot come inside. He is very finicky about who he let's into his territory. If I let people he does not like in he has a tendency to be a little jerk.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Satcong wrote:
    I will never forget him for what he did to Sheldon. Filthy liar!

    Well, maybe for not showing up at the convention. CCG tournaments are Serious Business (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness), though, and anything goes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    To enter my place the bunny must approve of you. Failure to win the favor of the bunny means you cannot come inside. He is very finicky about who he let's into his territory. If I let people he does not like in he has a tendency to be a little jerk.

    OMG hes frick'n adorable.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Mechabunneh:
    re: your sig
    Your ESGs have no effect on my plasma torpedoes. Gorn forever!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Meh bad copy of psycho spock, he would never live with gorn or use their ships.

    Pfffffffffft :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wil is the man and here is why.

    Aside from destroying the Doomsday Device by telling it to fly into a sun, he got to hook up with Ashley Judd when she was hot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The_Sable_Spectre wrote:
    Mechabunneh:
    re: your sig
    Your ESGs have no effect on my plasma torpedoes. Gorn forever!

    And for the Hydran Kingdom!!!!

    (you just try it with those ESGs and Ill personally introduce you to my Hellbores, with a followup from my good friends the Fusion Cannons)
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